This is the future leftists want

GRASS IS OFTEN BURNT BY FIRE: this one makes sense FIRE IS EXTINGUISHED BY WATER: this one also makes sense. ive seen this sometimes WATER BLASTS BOUNCE OFF GRASS: bullshit

bakoon posting Keith David in Tales From the Hood 2 has become an indicator of good national news.

biggest missed opportunity in cinema is that they didn’t have access to Wolf Like Me by TV On The Radio back in 1980 because you know American Werewolf In London would’ve done some of the sickest shit you’ve ever watched in your life with that song

bogleech.com/mortabook/ FROM NOW UNTIL NOVEMBER 12, the public can purchase Mortasheen for the first time ever. Purchase options at the link. I have worked on this setting for over 20 years, the game system has been in develoment for over 15 and it took me over 5 to just make this first book.

Got commissioned to draw The Furrier from Hundreds of Beavers. Please, make yourself a favor and watch this movie!

dipped back into my old twitter account out of curiosity and no one even makes posts there any more they just quote others posts with “check their pinned tweet/skip to 1:24/look at the comments/peep their header/you don’t wanna know/you’ll never guess”

a dash. a dollop. to taste. in my perfect little world we would ban all these stupid nonsense words and list all food measurements in the universal food unit of Yums to the tenth decimal

Look Outside is the first game to have the balls to ask the hard hitting political question “what if you were in quebec” and gamers couldn’t handle it

i think sega fucked up not planning to drop the crossworlds mega man dlc on jan 7th. guess they aren't book smart or money smart

You guys got anything ah, you know, foreign and a little bit "artistic"? Them French broads, they don't shave nothin, you know.

Official HYPERFUNK Teaser (Team Reptile) Trailer Steam An extreme trick and graffiti game in which the higher your combo score, the faster you can boost. Follow the story of a crew called MACH10 and compete with the other crews in dynamic style wars or hang out online with friends.

This art was on the side of one of the most successful arcade machines ever, and everyone was still like, yeah, no, he shouldn’t look like that

call my boytoy lactose intolerant the way I always break him in half and get him going o oh ch²oh oh

i'm tired of celebrating "racist dies of old age" when are we geting to "racist dies of bear attack"

Dan Herscehl tweet be like 'about eat at the denist"

"To be honest, I think you have to be a little bit gay to listen to Tame Impala... so *starts laughing* ...it might be over for a guy like me." -Northernlion, in my dream

I’ve mentioned this before but all I’ve ever wanted is a Space Ghost show that actually has a serious plot and action and stakes to get invested in but everyone just inexplicably still has their Coast to Coast personalities

The point of calling credit card companies isn't to make John Visa have moment of introspection and go "aw shucks I was wrong!" it's to grind business to a halt for such an extended period of time that all the higher ups who are real people with names and addresses decide that this isn't worth it

incredible that a significant amount of people now genuinely believe that the Dunkaccino commercial was a real ad because it is like, EXACTLY history repeating itself with that whole tumblr chocolate birdbath thing. statistically no one on the planet earth has seen Jack & Jill (2011)

Before and after yep hes mustard gravy

John Leguizamo: "We feed this country, we serve this country, we build this country, and then we get treated this way."

The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords

Deltarune was cooking up entirely new and unheard of character archetypes when they came up with Queen. “what if a forty year old divorced milf had iPad brainrot” is a stroke of literal genius

trying to do some allergen-conscious shopping

it’s really funny that people are getting mad at Donkey Kong Bananza for discounting the One (1) piece of Mario Lore the franchise has ever decided to give them

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

#Titmouse and #KCGreen Partner on #AnimeClub Animated Series: show based on the comic of the same name by Green follows a group of high school outcasts obsessed with pop-culture who decide to form an unofficial, unfunded, and misunderstood anime club. bit.ly/43tucuA #Animation #AnimationWorld

Happy Pride

rewatching Beetlejuice. once again chilled to the bone by the reminder that Alec Baldwin was once a young man

Who needs live action Lilo and Stitch when Psycho Goreman exists for all your “difficult little girl adopts an intergalactic supervillain” needs

it’s a tight race for sure but Johnny Gilbert has GOT to be up there for “worst example photos of celebrities on wikipedia”

that is what they do yes

Luigi House but it Mansion + I'm in the House Like Carpet = ???

we reached out to shigeru miyamoto who said canadians can "get fuck'd" and "suck my dick lol" then emailed back ten minutes later with "and thats a direct quote from me bitch. print it in the paper"

“Yeahhhh, I’d get out of the pool if I were you, sister, ‘cause I am packing MAJOR twos over here. We’re talking like, it’s twos. ALL the way down. The olllllll double deuces. The TWIN POWERS! It’s already over.”

Hedorah

And1 more thing

the british made up the word “gaff” just so they had something to rhyme with “laugh”. deeply unserious. Doctor Seuss ass country

“What happens to a house when it is left alone? […] What does it think of? What does it dream?”

Sega should seize the opportunity and announce the Dreamcast 2 for 299$

I will NOT be buying Deltarune on a $600 machine, I will be downloading that shit as a virus to my computer the old fashioned way, the way Toby intended