I'm just trying to relax before work

Ally McBeal just getting railed with Yub Nub blasting on the soundbar.

Are You One Hundred Years Old? Click Here To Meet The Ice Witch

Old Japanese Fatal Fury ads with a mix of live action and gameplay footage.

Kind of flattens nuance. Like absolutely these people are not equally bad. But the Democrats here are equally empty suits without whom I doubt we'd have Trump. The dnc is not a healthy organization and will only feed into future horrors.

Second paragraph puts the first one to shame.

GDC's 2026 IGF winner calls out U.S. cruelty at home and abroad

Happy 10th anniversary to this photo of some auld fella playing Demons Souls at an Arbys imgur.com/gallery/old-...

It's like my vision board came to life

God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia

Rear Windowed

Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

The video game industry is facing record layoffs and huge amounts of uncertainty. I need a union contract to feel safe.

I remember how cheap and temporary life felt when I was growing up in Northern Ireland. Do not expect people there to fuck around.

Okay okay, full on transphobia was bad but how about... this much transphobia? Huh? Huuuuh?

Stream schedule ideas TRASH HEAP TUESDAY: Play a random freebie and decide whether to keep it delete it. 3DO THURSDAY: Play a game I'm writing about for the book. Or interview a 3DO alum. SLOW RELEASE SATURDAY: Slow game while I get ready for work.

LIBRARIAN: That was a great kids movie. ME: What, like with the duck tits? LIBRARIAN: Well, I liked it as a kid.

I love how the screenshot Google selected has the absolute worst dialogue possible.

lmfaooo

Level 0 💧 Piss Droplet → Level 999 🦸‍♂️ SUPER PISS HERO

Yeah, I know what DEI is. It's like, girls who aren't into me, and like, gay stuff? And like, when people make me uncomfortable?You know. That whole bucket.

Jump scare at the end of the horror movie.

Have secured some of that Thiel venture capital for my latest startup. Building a machine that sucks it's own dick without user input.

In Memory of Charlie Kirk 🙏😥

I kind of hope he's talking to the pig.

Q: The Metrolink is shut down today and there's no Waffle Houses in the area! Where do I go to ride my scooter in a dangerous area and be obnoxious? A: There's a lot of crowded Blue Line platforms.

Cats. Freaking defective little libertines.

Rod Serling is probably the coolest guy of the 20th century. Looked cool, sounded cool, fought Nazis, hated John Wayne, wrote the screenplay for Planet of the Apes. Honestly dunks all the hell over any male influencer guy.

Girlfriend's mad but I'm not wasting this spare compost

Listened to Steve-O's podcast for a bit and while it's not for me, he's basically the far better version of Rogan. He had Corey Feldman on and gave the guy enough rope to hang himself without support or overt pushback.

To be exact, I said "I see, I'm in the way of you getting on with your time, and your life..." and as she went to console me I started lolling my head around like a ragdoll saying "I am the mud."

Dudes Rock

The thread is older geeks geeking out and you should be here for it.

So they're going to insult horny guys I don't think the mission statement here is being honest.

Thinking of moving to make the State drop down menu easier, but the best move there is Alabama.

It's inherently unethical to allow people to hold that kind of economic leverage in the first place. You could even make a Constitutional argument! It might even be unethical that we continuously fail to take that money away from them by any means necessary.

Jackasses

I kind of don't believe it myself, but tonight I talked down a schizo who was telling me he was going to kill me. While slamming a bottle against the wall and saying "There, that's your head" Also talked him down from killing a younger homeless guy who is now following me around like a sidekick.

I BETTER SEE THIS SHIGERU MIYAMOTO QUOTE ALONGSIDE HIS OTHER FAMOUS ONES

Texans in Dubai was a song off the 128th Electric Six album, as I recall.

A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty

Was riding my bike to the train station just now and was absolutely confronted with the sight of two cops dealing with a tall naked man. The man had tied one end of a shirt around his dick so that the shirt was sweeping the ground as he ran back and forth.

Okay Linux Guys; tech illiterate people are going to have questions about your platform, the documentation is going to be hard to find Here's the deal; You be a shithead to the newbies like I know you like to do, and I'll grind my boot heel all the way through your eye

Somebody told the LAPD I took DayQuil last night. Need one of you to come pick me up, no worries about bail money because I've got that covered.

I am overjoyed to see that this picture is still exactly where I left it on the internet and nobody has noticed.