So I just tried to run a diagnosis on my failing laptop and I had to get a second device to look up a fifty kajillion character security key to manually enter which led me to a QR code that led me TO THE COMPANY'S GENERIC SUPPORT WEBPAGE AND MADE ME FIND MY DEVICE IN AN ENDLESS LIST YOU FU

Aight

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

Reading Snow Crash. It's given that today's tech dorks are trying to recreate their favorite 90s sci-fi in real life, but it's amazing how Zuckerberg lifted the name Metaverse from this novel and completely missed the point, appeal, and aesthetic of the thing.

Do you all know the joys of the Danish Voice Actor for Starscream in the original Transformers cartoon? I promise you aren't ready for it.

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

That's just babytown frolics. You guys are not ready for Tom Hanks and Dan Aykroyd rapping at the end credits for Dragnet.

Left work past 11pm last night on my e-bike, passed a No ICE rally at the jail downtown. The prisoners were rattling the window cages and yelling support. Held down my old squealer of a horn and everybody erupted in a fresh wave of cheers.

Gino preparing to bugger another furry

Considering an essay on the whole "are games art" thing despite my hatred of the topic because it's usually either all in or out. I'll make no friends with my thesis; normally games aren't art, and honestly it's not that important.

"But what if we can't use our massive reserves of money to produce more money!?" Have you considered, sir, the delectable aroma and flavor of my unwashed taint?

It's my birthday. And you know what that means.

The logical endgame of reducing attention spans to nanoseconds is the idea that a popular movie from 1992 has been in the sole possession of an island tribe this entire time

A guy in our Union who spent the last two decades screwing everybody over lost election for treasurer (against an incumbent) and is going to the national chapter claiming the vote was fixed. So he's doing a one man January 6 or something.

I could be worse

We recently knocked out a viewing of Galaxy Quest and we're long overdue for Die Hard, a movie that curiously had no sequels!

Latest task in rail; I'm now the guy who stands on the platform and calls down train arrivals to the office, as well as telling trains that they have permission to leave. I promise to not let the power go to my head.

We are JUST getting over this wave of anti-Asian sentiment and HERE COMES SHEN YUN TO TRY AND LEGITIMIZE IT

Deadbert

*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it

Used Dropbox like I do once every couple of years, and it tried getting me to use two different AIs. Also, here's what the interface looks like in a phone browser for me.

Lmao

I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it

An economist is somebody who paid a bunch of money to self-inflict brain damage

Stay with me; this isn't going to make sense at first. Woman at my work was always pro-management despite being union. Always tried to help them override union agreements Then they doubled her workload to make her quit Point is, you will never be safe so don't hide, fight

At the YIMBY rally wearing fake moustache and tits. They suspect nothing. ME: So a public option would be pretty cool. Getting stared at, bad vibes. ME: Let's gentrify Rosa Parks station! Now being carried down the streets on everybody's shoulders.

We call that The Black Experience.

Greatest smash cut of all time incoming...

I still like my idea of putting them in the Little Box of Screams, but I will concede that making it transparent would be a great idea.

A warning that this is a disturbing video. Proceed with caution. But it shows that the ICE version of the story is an absolute fucking LIE. As is standard for them! We need justice.

I'm gonna run for office on putting every ICE agent in a camp and executing every ranking officer at a rock music festival while monster trucks are doing giant leaps off of ramps

Known antifa and anti-segregationist Plato.

As far as consumption, the top 10% of households by wealth now consume about 50% of what's out there. That's why you have more private equity firms than you have McDonald's. There's more opportunity in serving fewer people than there is in selling burgers to millions of everyday people.

Even if we're using the quote "proper" measure of the economy, the GDP, we're not doing it right. Partly because we subtract imports from other indicators when coming up with that number, and since most of our produced goods are imported, well.

I pick the worst roommates

I feel like if I created an engine that cranks out CG-generated nudes of children upon request, I'd be arrested or beaten or arrested and then beaten. And there's little functional difference between that scenario and what's happening here.

The bubble is going to pop and you can't stop it, bitches.

One bizarre thing I keep revisiting is that I got stuck in the mountains because the CHP shut down everything between LA and Malibu because Caitlin Jenner killed a driver while fleeing the paparazzi, and I spent most of that afternoon at a Hindu temple talking to the head monk.

Spent most of the year thinking I was a year older than I am, so I'm effectively the same age for almost two years. I'm a time traveler, is what I'm saying.

Remembering David Cross's 9/11 bit about everybody and their uncomfortable uncle rolling out a statement about how they had to not cancel their gig or "the terrorists win."

I make so many horrible jokes but here's the one my sweetie objects to: Valvoline is the eighth most popular person in our apartment (there's six of us)

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York