Sierra Saturday is loading up... loading... loading... takes longer than it used to, and now includes extra aches and pains! It'll be on before 3:30 PM Pacific, one hopes. We will be continuing to make Alex play through King's Quest III: To Heir is Human.

I would love to rent an overpriced apartment from a dog hater who makes side income as a ransom letter arranger.

I don't care what kind of mental health struggles you are having, if you don't help me solve the sliding block puzzle in the greenhouse we are going to be trapped in this mansion forever!!!

Saw a notice on a lamp post that the West Nile virus is active in our area about five feet from a dick somebody painted on the sidewalk.

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

(Leaping through a glass window as the building behind me explodes, prismatic glass shards falling like visual poetry) DON'T FUCK WITH NEBRASKA

You guys feel free to tell me if this is any good. I'm so barely into anime and capable of ignoring sequels and spin-offs and remakes that it means I miss stuff that's actually good on occasion.

I remember one of the Obsidian guys saying they sold to Microsoft because "You can have a beer with those guys." Hope they're paying your tab.

I should probably advertise streams in advance but I just drank and played an FMV light gun shooter, Mad Dog McCree. It was the first product from a company that began with police training simulators, shockingly made a sub-company that made games for girls, then got bought by the girl game company.

Onion about to inspire new, deeply held beliefs in the flat earther community. We should do a social engineering experiment to see if we can convince them BioShock Infinite is a documentary.

So you're telling me I can get a hardwired $600 computer for only $1000? Consoles made sense once upon a time but as they reach this event horizon of just being less-hassle PCs, that's coming to an end.

Living her best life.

Ehrgeiz was good; the dungeon mode was great.

This is a thing that exists in this world.

Ah, the 3DO Doom music. Best game soundtrack by a sex offender, hands down.

A spiritual descent of actual belt scrolling racing games, but worth the price of admission for the manic host.

Possibly the third most dimwitted thing I've ever done, and @newkillerstar.bsky.social goes and says "I feel like that was inevitable." Anyway I once again own a 3DO.

Going to be playing King's Quest III somewhere between 2 - 2:30 Pacific Time. In deference to not blasting peoples' eardrums into the opposing side of their head, we'll play the more melodic Apple IIGS version. www.twitch.tv/violentaperi...

Oh no, think of all the poor boys and girls who have gone four days without a new Star Wars product.

"An thass the real reason they put fluoride in the water, you little smear!"

Become ungovernable

Look, we elected somebody who made dumb edgelord jokes about not letting white people inter-marry, you have to admit that's very threatening to groups that both loudly and quietly endorse systems of oppression.

While I think the game has promise and tickles the nostalgia vibe for Wing Commander, the AI art puts the "Zelda" segments roughly on par with Wand of Gamelon and the gameplay is way too shallow at this stage for a recommendation

Somebody dicked around at World Market

Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing).

Is it weird that I needed to be reminded that GameStop still exists? I've seriously had more recent thoughts about Radio Shack.

Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida https://theonion.com/critics-warn-gta-vi-could-inspire-impressionable-teens-to-live-in-florida/

*Putting my arm around the stranger in the corner of the bar* They call them "cookies" and the DSA is using them to track your visits to their site and sterilize your aunt

Sam Raimi didn't strap a Super 8 camera to a 2x4 so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."

There's lot to point and laugh at when it comes to Jeffries, but in this article I want to say he's dangerously over the line in sneering at the concept of open and fair elections We're in a dangerous time, and I feel there's a good chance our current version of democracy is about to collapse

I threatened to do it a fortnight ago, but in about ten minutes I will be subjecting an unsuspecting Alex to the crown jewel of Brazilian game design, Eversion HD. @zaratustra.bsky.social peaked harder than most of us. www.twitch.tv/violentaperi...

Conspiracy Theory Supervisor is continuing down the "very on everything" rabbit hole, and seems to be having his ups and downs but hasn't lost his initial fifty dollar stake. His latest deal is feeling marginalized as a smoker, and how he doesn't like Disney because "they don't want my kind there"

My conspiracy theory fanfic boss has discovered the "bet on everything" ecosystem and just said "I'm not much for watching sports but this is making it exciting." My coworkers are already wondering how they're going to retire (with a railroad pension) so this is going to go great.

What a legitimately extraordinary policy. "The level of effort is so low we consider it spam."

Pay your interns.

Just got down to the dog beach. A lifeguard is putting the American flag up at one of the huts, and a guy walking by lifted his fist and started screaming PEDOPHILE! at the lifeguard repeatedly.

Ron, call the police. They 5200'ded that thing.

In 2008 before wireless game controllers were invented, Mario Galaxy players had to email Shigeru Miyamoto with “I jumped” followed by the name of the mission they were on, their Wii’s serial number, and wait 2-3 business days for Mario to jump

Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

Love to log on and interact with my increasingly bland, featureless game blob.

Degenerate

betazoid clitoris diagram

thankful for the re-release which made this film watchable by modern audiences

We just went to an art fair and there was a woman with the most dogshite AI "paintings" of teddy bears doing activities. And it wasn't just that this was the usual soulless claptrap, it was actually lazy even for AI. Beginning to think computers should be a controlled substance.

When I was a kid, I saw a live action teaser for Police Quest 2 in the software niche of one of those bookstores (Waldenbooks?) It was a bit of a fever dream memory, but just now I found a Sierra VHS catalog from 1988 that has that and a segment filmed for King's Quest II and Space Quest 3.

THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING VIDEO EVER

My manager at the morning briefing talking about The Chinese social credit score (he thinks it's a citizen monitoring tool,) his distaste for Mexico's green initiatives, how the entire world is getting rid of dual citizenship, and how you won't be able to order a steak without your doc's permission.