If “somewhere” refers to a place then we should be saying “somewho” instead of “someone”

local doe wastes almost 200 quid on 96 Zooble pieces More after the break

what if your bar of soap was evil

When I was little I had this tigger alarm clock which blared the most terrifying distorted cartoon spring noises and my dad opted to bury the speaker in cotton fluff and duct tape to muffle the sound instead of just buying an alarm clock that didn’t make me cry

They should invent a banana peel that doesn’t ask for a raise whenever you get someone to slip on it

sighs until my face is inside out

Hung up a jellyfish in the corner of my room yes I’m 23 but I still need someone to sting intruders

Go go gadget your muscles are now mesoglea

Emailed this image to the guy on my block who lost his wife and kids over his obsession with trying to add a second seat to the unicycle

How the fuck are you meant to make close-quarters eye contact with someone I only have one gaze and I can only look at one eyeball at a time !! Wear an eyepatch or something that’d help a ton

Do you think it’d upend the way our planet functions in the long term if seals became aware of how funny they are

I did a good thing today. Does anyone know how many explosives I should purchase to counteract this

I have a hard time trusting franchises that have enough funko pops attributed to them to fill an entire wall at a GameStop

life could be a dreaerd

Losing my Roblox account a year ago means I’ll never ever get this epic avatar back…

Sorry I forgot how to be funny

I live amidst the synthetic foliage of an adventure golf course

Mifton Squallowale’s Clugtastic Breakfast Volume 4: “Hash Brown Horror!” Compatible with Windows, Mac and Krashbone (V7.7 or higher) systems.

lTs winter eYerYone. be readY.

if the bald guy on this bus keeps staring at my tits I’m going to crack his dome like a freaking ostrich egg I swear

Who up buttering they bread

Buh

Girls are really scary so I turned myself into one as an advanced form of exposure therapy

I discovered Etienne de Crécy’s animated music videos the other day and I haven’t been the same since

“Woops!” Want to commune with the eternal? Well swipe a Swimsuit and Fluff your Flagella: Experts have recently discovered that just as life begins in the ocean, angels are entirely aquatic!

snippet from the new album hehe :3

“We are the music bakers, and we are the whippers of creams” - Dantoni Pastaroni

I’m actually superimposed over reality and it took the animators a long time to nail my body language so you all have to be nice especially if my sclera flashes the wrong colour for one frame

Been smiling more often at my reflection recently :3

Paft Dunk

Our Halloween party was freaking awesome this year I’m glad to be able to confirm that although our apartment isn’t thaaat big it can still comfortably fit 20 ish spooky women inside (and like 3 guys) Shame my fog machine overheated to death though..

Apparently the solution was more duct tape

hey reddit my eyes started doing this is this normal??

for Halloween I’m dressing up as someone who clearly didn’t try very hard

Sleeping next to someone that runs on clockwork and hydraulics and space ooze can be difficult if you’re not into that constant rhythmic whirring sound

Xploshi’s Quazy Quiz: How would one attach a roadworks sign to a concrete wall when duct tape has proven to be ineffective

“We are the music takers, and we are the screamers of screams” - Henry Kissinger

Here is Day 29 of Inktober 2025, with today’s prompt being Lesson. This drawing is based off of Baldi’s Basics In Education And Learning, specifically off of @xploshi.bsky.social’s animation Baldi Gets Bullied! #baldisbasics #baldisbasicsineducationandlearning #myartstyle #myartwork #myart

This is worse than the time George Orwell’s private bronzed hog auction went horribly. HORRIBLY wrong

it’s hard not to say FISH or JFK when keysmashing

having way too much fun with the fog machine I got for our Halloween party hehehe

Watching the Twits rn purely out of morbid curiosity because the clip of that guy’s ass exploding must’ve appeared on my feed 50 separate times

>:))))

Someday I’ll burst forth from my cocoon and have one of those golden ratios like the cool animals have

Klipsnot

The program I use / the art I make

The program I use / the art I make