here, have some line art

page 121 of Cortney and Benny Time: The Perfect Weekend is up on patreon now. Come check it out and see what's going on. www.patreon.com/posts/page-1...

you’ll probably see me asking for some coin on patreon a lot this year. If everyone following me here became a patreon subscriber, you would help solve basically all my problems

Dr. Kelvin and an Ice Planet Astronaut (2020)

suing gabe newell for publishing this slander, and i'm taking every yacht he's got

Cortney's Seven Splendid Sins

free my homie nda fuck bluesky fuck the government free venezuela free palestine

been rewatching the original Gundam while I wind down for the night and it sure would be nice if I had a cool robot so I could remind my enemies why war is bad.

why are we still so obsessed with the legality of what he does lmao

my new year's resolution is all the people currently running the world die painfully and younger, nicer, more competent people take over and fix everything

sure is cool that i, the american individualist, personally decided for this to happen because i went and voted for it. it was my personal decision to commit a war crime ,and i'm so thankful that there isn't a disagreeing representative to get in my way

what the fuck man

The Green Prince

Naekit's short story was too long to just fit into December, so I'm continuing it until it's all done. you can read part six of Inherit: The Slumbering Storm here for free: tapas.io/episode/3768...

the first cortneys of 2026

my new year's resolution is all the people currently running the world die painfully and younger, nicer, more competent people take over and fix everything

The last cortney of 2025

Happy New Year, everyone

starting the year properly with a picture of my Opal

one last Lego build for 2025, a souvenir from Legoland.

You heard it here first, folks, my comic is the 4th best of 2025

alright let's do it. The 2025 Crack Awards

new year's eve

Happy birthday, King….

she's got electric boobs, a mohair suit (2022)

one last trip for 2025, one last journey. To New York.

some quick cortnies

a day at the office

there's a pretty good chance that the 2025 cortney and benny collection will come out in like, late january of 2026. i've got plans for winter break, and a good portion of that includes relaxing

she's gonna grant you one wish (2022) #Zelda #LegendOfZelda #Nintendo

I give you my guarantee that I took that image and this baby alien is mine

Christmas Party

The Bombchu Bowling Girl (2022)

get punched, idiot

honey baby honey child honey lamb supreme (2023) #Zelda #BotW #Mipha

you can read part 5 of Inherit: The Slumbering Storm here at this link for $0.00 tapas.io/episode/3761...

Hello stream this sure looks like fun twitch.tv/bobbeigh Tell me about your holiday!

been having this going for about a week straight now www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghr7...

Merry Christmas everyone, from your friend Mr. Ryan, and his friend Opal

Hot and Sour soup in a bowl I made myself never tasted so good

a fast walkin man is hard to beat (2020) #Christmas #RankinBass #Santa

not so tough now are you

Alright which one of you did that. Thank you VERY much lmao holy shit

Would love to do a study on why bluesky users in particular feel the need to give a dedicated tutorial on how a pretty bog standard social media site works when there’s an influx of new users

come on get festive

started playing Fallout New Vegas for the first time a couple days ago and this might also be the first time that the internet's collective opinion on a video game is correct: i'm kinda having a good time with it.

cortney claus

cortney cortney bo bortney

Almost to halfway — 41% has been raised because of you, and I can’t thank you enough. I know it’s the holiday, people are very strapped as it is. Even a share to your friends would help the reach so much. Here’s the sell list with more games and cards added tonight docs.google.com/document/d/1...

you’re god damned right I am