cortney

nature around the house

you have 7 hours to convince me to watch the baby yoda movie in theaters because if it’s not happening today it’s probably not gonna happen at all

a quick cortney to bother your eyes with

The Popal

too many connoisseurs, not enough chefs

HEY SO, UH, STEAM PAGE IS UP!!! No trailer yet, but if people want to wishlist the game, now you can!!! And keep your eyes open in June for some more news regarding Next Fest...

how am i gonna color this mf

All you need to know about the mirror test is that it was created by a psychologist, automatically qualifying it as Horse Shit

the terror of the Tree of Ades

That Daredevil season is lucky Spider-Man wasn’t around or else none of that shit woulda went down like it did

Freelancing

spent 8 bucks at the thrift store today

I have a morbid curiosity in seeing the baby yoda movie but I also not trying to spend movie theater money on a movie I literally can’t see

commission for @gamerdoggo.bsky.social

working on something....

ding ding ding come and get it www.patreon.com/posts/danger...

powerful and violent

not even the best head in the tri state area is gonna get me to play a bubsy game again

tasty boyfriend

dressing warm to stay cool

who up blooding they borne

thinkin about that time I played bloodborne for the first time

here you stand at the toilet in the home you built, and the love of your life asks to hold it and you say "no"? foolish.

Once again, one of my students has told me that I am the best teacher ever

Been thinking about grains

Radical fits

In a middling attempt to get as many credits as possible in as short a time as possible, I am taking a summer watercolor class at my college. Feel free to toss a coin so I can buy paint and paper bsky.app/profile/mist...

You’re actually not supposed to relate or see yourself in anything, whether it was intended for you to be its audience or not. Stop being so conceited

"We are the fighting Uruk-hai! We slew the great warrior. We took the prisoners. We are the servants of Saruman the Wise, the White Hand: the Hand that gives us man’s-flesh to eat"

Cannibalism

two of them

man its a hot one (2022)

Darth Maul

yeah i'm just here to talk with my friends, we have fun here when it works

i think media that relishes in explicit references is far less interesting than just getting it over with and having your original character do the akira slide

Report to the Gouf Troop

bastard (2022)

cortney

NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER

I’m losing my fucking mind

haha yeah let me clean up my old gouf kit before I paint it lmao

a couple weeks ago i finished my second full year of college, making me halfway through my task of getting a degree in fine arts education

hakkun

that whole mortifying ordeal of being known thing never sat right with me because I often see people posting about it with their full government name and face out in the open homie you’re quite known and not nearly mortified enough

woe, white temuera morrison upon you

handhelds

we're pretty obsessed over what someone's first experience with a given series should be, huh

they put him in my backyard