FREE SHIVS BTW

mina the hollower update: i think i Accidentally'd my way into an endgame secret boss that deals like my entire (very upgraded) health bar in a single hit

"[name of current location, but usually boston] pranks": bad traffic "Fire blanket": something that seems useful but is actually useless "my monkey": a specific little wooden toy monkey of which the ownership is debated, followed by a chorus of "no, thats actually *my* monkey" "Chitwas": this pastry

what

oomfie the follower

piece together the past... or pirate it? 1.6.0 is OUT NOW with two new songs! check below for more deets ( ' ' )=)

Read 'em and weep

OK YACHT CLUB GO OFF

Pleased to report Mouse Game is good (if a bit crashy on Linux/steam deck? Not sure what's up with that)

going to start posting my @backloggd.com reviews on here My ★★★★ review of Layton Brothers: Mystery Room (2012): Honestly, I'm pretty sure that if instead of a freemium mobile game this released on the 3DS eShop for like, 5 to 10 bucks, it would be considered a cult classic. A very... bckl.gg/tYVz

yeah sure i'll bite

ok so now i guess im just going to sit around doing nothing for 6 or so hours until this releases

one of my favorite episodes of one of my favorite podcasts btw. listen to where we parked if you haven't yet

jon (2017) (1/3)

ough i should not my playing online multiplayer games while sick mmy ranking ....

Mina the Hollower in three days......

do yuo have any g ames on youre phone

buddy its just a wacca machine

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Be careful Mac, don't underestimate this frog's aim with a pastry rocket launcher. Let me know if he has anything chocolate flavored!

i started playing a slightly gpu intensive game on my laptop and my cat IMMEDIATELY went behind it to absorb heat from the vents

fell asleep on top of my phone and now i have a big red mark across my face award

Lmao the power in my entire neighborhood just went out (here is Jazzy, pictured not caring about this)

valve getting off the phone with games workshop:

in light of the changes to the Steam store's tagging system, i think its about time we add the much needed and wanted "Bad Soundtrack"

bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin'

hakkun

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Dude you should read this superhero deconstruction comic. No I'm serious dude it's about how being a superhero would actually derail your life and it would actually be so difficult to juggle that and also school and a job and relationships and it's completely thankless. Oh what's it called? Spider-m

I was wearing a green jacket to dinner and my brother out of nowhere told me that I "have a Nikki from Swapnote kind of thing going on right now". Idk how to feel about this.

ive encountered thousands of us not a single one has ever said "i identify as" anything. its a lie they put in our mouths

TRANS WOMAN: i'm in distress CIS LIBERAL: no you aren't :) if you look here you actually aren't

I gotta figure out how to actually sleep when I'm sad and/or angry and/or afraid at night instead of just stewing on social media like a moron

Looking at it in retrospect it does kind of seem like while the NSFW ban was the straw that broke the camels back for itch as a website, the platform had a lot of issues that were just getting ignored or overlooked, and now it's just kind of sitting there waiting to get drowned by AI slop

i think this is peak djmax

Ogg Vorbis would be a great name for an orc or a goblin

if you would consult the diagram

2FA is not merely a security authorization, it is a liveness and an intent check, it is a ceremony. it's perfectly positioned in between build and going live. you're never meant to be able to brew a coffee on the side while you wait for it to finish.

jam progress: two copies of clamp function existing in the codebase with different capitalization and accepting the arguments in different orders. both are in use in multiple places in the codebase by different people

dont really have a funny post about this in me rn, but i now have a bachelor of science degree!!!!! i will post pictures and stuff when i am less exhausted

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