we're fucked.... uni has entered attack mode

Uni has entered attack mode! :3

i recommend making a small game that is really stupid so people play it and go like yeah i got 4492x multiplier or whatever

you can kill women or seduce women, it doesn't get more feminist than this. sylvie.website/vampirewomen...

Invisible is the key word these days. I want invisible!

invisible floors, fake walls, fake floors, these kind of things are what makes games great.

the 5:20am sweety

after struggling to make game for so long, i made a stupid game in one evening again, mystery of sylvie.

I need to go to bed instead of playing my vansaba....

making a vansaba if i don't finish it by this evening i will delete all the files #vansaba #vampirewomen

For whatever reason, people in Japan like this shit, even though it's a button-masher. (Camera zooms out and I'm playing Tower of Druaga stretched to 16:9 on a laptop)

sylvgames have become so complicated, you used to just be able to put some cats on a planet.

i love when there are people who don't know.... for a while cat planet was far and away my most popular/well-known game but i'm not sure if there are more people who know me from my recent-er stuff now?

i completely forgot that i added mobile controls to the web port of cat planet for some reason

uh i'm not a burglar? i only broke into your house because it has a secret passage to this tomb i was trying to rob

thinking about the dragon quest npc sitting beside three treasure chests who called me a thief before i even actually took his stuff. well at that point i might as well then dude

personality quiz idea: answer questions about what kind of shmup boss you would be and it tells you how milkable you are

Shmup Boss Milkability Rankings

yagawa style boss dismantling is so sicknasty when you see it done by a professional....

"remakes" are weird, sometimes they're just wildly different games that cover the same story beats (e.g. metroid nes vs zero mission) and sometimes they're like, similar enough you can argue you wouldn't get much out of playing both versions unless you're a hardcore fan (la mulana imo)

apparently in the dq1 remake, you can teleport back to town at any time, and it auto saves after every battle.... what is with rpg remake designers thinking the battles are not actually supposed to be part of the game

it's cool how i'm piecing together questlines in dragon quest and yet like half the parts of the map i've uncovered are still too scary to go on because the monsters are strong

i love when you finally get around to playing a legendary game like dragon quest 1 and it's just like oh yeah this does rule

i wnana play more dragon quest but i think my head hurt too much to think about stuff....

i cannot bear this suffering (my head little achey)

happy halloween your post has 36 HATES

thought for a sec dislikes were going to be public in the same way that likes are and that would have been a legendary event in social media history

covid shot making me want to post like giygas

I'm lonely, which makes me feel like posting things like "kittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykittykitty" but somehow doesn't make me feel like I should try talking to anyone.

putting both lemon juice and lime juice into a glass of water might be goated..

my kitty is so lovely

they implanted 5g corona in my arm

i had the covod shot today and i think i got 5g from it

He' s funny platform.

i wrote about tedium docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Your daily reminder that a Metroidbrainia is NOT the same thing as a thinky search action game.

i have a music playlist called "cool" that just contains the mygo opening hitoshizuku, i never figured out what else to put there.

the first word that comes to mind is "inconvenient".... they turn saving and loading into a manual process, tedious and mysterious, yet more concrete and easily shared than a "save file".... the ritual of careful recording and entry.... maybe the real question is what i like about inconvenience

Why does sylvies wake up at 4am

my new strategy to avoid falling into an infinite death loop of eating foods that jack up my blood sugar and then craving more foods that jack up my blood sugar will be to keep on hand a cheese to nibble

almost 4am i need to eat cheese....

dragon quest japanese learning thread trying to wrap my head around "tomari ni narimasu ka", from context i can tell it's "will you be staying?" but why does it get phrased as something like "will you become a stay" (?) idk maybe it's just a phrase you need to know

i think the thing about playing dragon quest in japanese with a text extraction hook is i have to treat it as a japanese learning project or else it's just an annoying way to play dragon quest. and the thing about playing the english version is it doesn't have passwords so what's the fucking point

i should play dragon quest 1 and 2 so i have context for the hd remake coming out that i have no interest in

is anyone actually out there making shorter games with worse graphics and being paid more to work less. i'm hitting 3 out of 4 but i live off an unrelated day job instead of games

apple reveals new phone with the headphone jack removed TWICE creating a negative headphone jack (it's a hard piece of plastic shaped like a headphone plug that stabs you)

chat gpt accidentally starts a cult or whatever "the fucking blockchain is at it again"

describing all modern tech bullshit as "the fucking blockchain" even if it has nothing to do with that

i wonder sometimes how/where to draw the line between ai (beneficial applications of machine learning) and ai (suck ass bullshit) actually i don't know enough about ai/ml stuff to know if "large language models" are like, a new form of ml that appeared recently, or just classic ml but large