25 more games to write descriptions for....

experiencing a lot of "friction" as i replay my old games to make sure they work for the updated sylvie collection and write descriptions for them

pov youve just finished playing EGG CONSOLE Wonderland of Carbuncle MSX2 for the nintendo switch

Found this pic of me with my pal Milon while going through old Twitter posts.

good

i like this comment because the actual reason is "game maker 6 came out"

her ass did not know how to program "check if you landed on top of an enemy" (i still don't, i'm just better at fudging it these days) www.youtube.com/watch?v=onOt...

a friend played pokemon sun/moon a while ago and commented on how the gym trials in that game are like, framed as a thing that the adults set up as a fun activity for children, and it's funny to compare that to the older games where your 10 year old ass is the world's only capable problem solver

The cutest girl and the strongest boy

why is kittysylvie in holidland final boss broken in firefox and electron chromium but not chrome what did you browser dev bastards do i haven't updated this game since 2019 and it used to work

i don't care about nintendo direct unless they announce unlimited saga remaster there. i don't think i'd even play a remaster of it but it would be funny

i think i finally fixed the long-standing crash bug in this game but i don't feel like thoroughly replaying it wah someone play it for me sylvie.website/stewmakingki...

it begins.... youtu.be/SwA-V565l2s

If I keep petting my kitty, maybe something good will happen....

float your boat with this new superyacht powered by AI

why does every ultra rich fucker buy a yacht, like i understand mansions because you can live in them but how often does your ass need to go sailing

enclose.horse Day 36 🥉 okay 🥉 58%

basically raocow is going to play the sylvie collection, which is why i want to update it.... the format is going to be like, first raocow will play all the early games that suck ass (2004 to mid 2009) in a row, and the rest of them will be played individually in between other games

when i finish updating the sylvie collection, everyone will finally be able to hate me and kill me with hammers for creating various games....

i am back at it again working on the updated sylvie collection, only 37 billion more games to add....

watch this i'm going to post kitten three times.... kittenkittenkitten

me returning to a project after a few months and trying to remember if the folder named "meow" is important or just some kind of placeholder or backup: this is great. i will never stop naming things meow until i die

forgot it was groundhog day, what's the word? we getting six more weeks of winter?

at least the AI platformer demo that rapidly devolves into a blurry version of megaman was funny, "mario 64 but half speed" has no sauce

62 hours in hellsinker and i'm still an epic fail loser at scoring, maybe it's time to call it

i got the RAREST hellsinker achievement....

Great game, I became quite skilled at it....

There's a clip of this game that is like, legendary to me. I love it lol. youtu.be/sIyO8AGXrBU?...

reminiscing about funny shit from i wanna be the guy fangames i watched playthroughs of 10 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3SQ...

I did not know that did that to her after she goes bleh. that’s interesting

this is peak though and only gets funnier the more you understand about it. the fact they put one intentional sequence break in this linear ass game and it's an absurd shinespark chaining trick, the really stupid conversation you get for it, the obviously unintended easy method youtu.be/hXZa5X3xSrs

Two kittens climbing on me, that's so sweetness....

this boss strategy is nutso.... i will never be good at hellsinker....

childhood is being afraid of the sa-x in metroid fusion. adulthood is discovering that the simplistic monochrome horror of metroid 2 is actually more effective. haggard old cronehood is being too busy learning scoring routes for a doujin shmup from 2007 to play games published by nintendo

combing through melos's tips for bumpslash designers article for next game inspiration

i like hellainker..

i keep practicing hellsinker scoring because it's fun to learn and practice individual sections but it feels pointless because doing full runs is too hard and i don't really want to....

voice acting is wild like that's him that's kamille saying sex

the audio for this internet meme comes from the shizuku

been learning fossil maiden spirit scoring but maybe i won't bother stringing together an actual run, it's too hard....

bocchi the kitten....

me watching my friend score run zeroranger: good for her but i'd never be able to play a game where credits take 45-50 minutes for score (hellsinker sneaks up behind me with a metal bat)

The ebay seller might have scammed me and sent me a used ouya instead of factory sealed (dw i'm filing a dispute) but honestly this moment was worth it

We put an Ö in the name of our Ouya game and it crashed their entire backend server three times before we figured out what was going on and had to rename the game

What even is this creature…

hellsinker is so cool.... i wanna play it more but i don't wanna learn scoring

i like when someone accidentally types a dot instead of a space on here and it leaves a permanent record of the fuckup via a link embed that doesn't actually appear anywhere in the post