I will never in my life get over the fact that we have a whole political class that wants us to take them seriously w/ fuckshit internet bills while they wave around a whole 1000 page portfolio that says WE FUCK KIDS, JUST RUIN THEIR LIVES FOREVER, ON YOUR DIME, AND YOU JUST HAVE TO COPE WITH THAT

I MEANT GOUGHT. RECEIVED. I DID NOT BUY THIS.

Reminder that the CEO of Project Moon is a wildly misogynistic piece of shit who refuses to protect his employees from harassment

A few weeks ago I saw multiple people say they like a game less when it has comboable bosses and just today I saw a video of a speedrunner saying he likes the run less now that you don't have to wait for 14 hours in the middle. I think I believe in gameplay stockholme syndrome now

Having only ever lived in Ohio and Maine, it didn’t occur to me until just now that there are so many states without a single lighthouse. Kansas must be littered with crashed boats on its shores.

The truth about "Marvel/Reddit/Whedon/Quippy dialogue" is most examples people bring up aren't from the movies but are how Americans talk. "That Just Happened" has never been spoken in an MCU movie but was said by a Utah man who nearly got mauled by a cougar (yes, this is the Oh Fugg a Gougar video)

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)

TRIPLETS BORN THE THRONE AWAITS

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trying to think about a truly unrecommendable fighting game that I actually do recommend and i keep landing on Astra Superstars cause I still think what it goes for is really interesting but the rapid flashing. jeeeesus christ the flashing effects

We have had books and games banned for less dude.

Everyone thinks the Piantas are assholes but ever consider maybe they don't want white people turning their island nation into a tourist resort

Hello, I'm a student living in Gaza, striving for my dream and future, and supporting my younger siblings. I haven't been admitted to university because I haven't paid the fees, and if I don't pay them, my dream will end. I ask for your help to complete my university studies🍉🙏 gofund.me/8d0c2566

forgot to post this before i beat bn3 but yeah this is exactly why the latter half of the series removed back-column stealing. it's so goddamn unserious

I'm not into the FPS genre. I had an absolute blast with Doom Eternal though. backloggd.com/u/Typewriter...

This reminds me of one of my favorite jokes in the Mother series. In Earthbound Beginnings you can get a "Last Weapon" that promises you'll never have to enter a battle again. The game tells you if you don't want to fight then turn the game off. This joke only gets funnier as time goes on.

people keep talking about Steam having a Monopoly and I don't know what the big deal is you can get Monopoly on a switch or playstation or basically any console you want

Keep Trying #art

I think of this mindset these days when people start describing repeatedly trying a tough challenge in a game as "bashing their head against it" because that sort of phrasing just makes me think they're not observing, thinking, learning, and adjusting and a lot of games expect you to do that

More games, especially today, could use "don't waste the player's time" mechanics

clefable before gen 6

before anyone gets shit twisted i love KH1FM and KH2FM basically equally, KH2FM especially changed my goddamn life, but if you try and tell me KH2's level design is good when it's barren as fuck 'go from point A to point B' type shit outside of Cavern of Remembrance then you're wild

This is SUPER FUCKED. Withholding aid over their heads until they service you sexually? What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck........!

pokken 2 will drop prototype golurk............

starting in six weeks or so, you will hear right wing and centrist commentators on cable news, podcasts etc start to refer to Mamdani as if it's obvious that he's failed, extremely unpopular etc. its very important in order for their plot to succeed that any left wing pol be discredited

I wasn't sure why people liked Corbeau since he's a literal crime boss who uses loans to force people into indentured servitude to pay off debts but then I found out he hates Smogon so I understand

The Tekken guys over a decade ago: we are making a pokemon Tekken game and calling it pokemon Tekken Gamers every year since then: did you know the pokemon in Pokemon Tekken do Tekken moves

Israel accuses everyone of antisemitism and being Hamas, while it massacres Palestinians and steals their land.

Shiba Kagurabachi: Blackbeard's strongest disciple

uh holy SHIT?

Introducing my all-new hit indie animated series. Complete with hilarious contemporary references, groundbreaking gay jokes for your TME roommate, and not a single Black person in sight!

Akiba's Beat Yes it's the same devs and brand and IP as Akiba's Trip, the game about stripping people in public. No it doesn't have anything to do with Akiba's Trip. Akiba's Beat is a Tales game for some reason, and yes it's good

If there's one thing that signals film illiteracy from someone online, it's when they deride humor used in another genre as being "a Marvel-like quip." Go watch DIE HARD. "No shit, lady! Do you think I'm ordering a pizza?!" is the exact same kind of line that now gets called "quippy"

I'll do one! A thing that signals film illiteracy: knowing just enough about movies to basic rhen patterns, then assuming a film is bad because ~you~ can spot the seams, they'll always be there if you look for them, and most people don't. You figuring out where they're headed doesn't mean anything.

Shush, I'm working hard #SigmaPosting

I think the Mamdani administration could handle a green goblin being active on these streets.

This is an outrageous abdication of journalistic duty. Grok's apology was prompted by a human, as was its equally vehement self-defense. People are willingly hurling themselves into the AI trashbin at the bidding of oligarchs who will happily remove them from their jobs.

If you told me a switch era Pokemon game had more positive reception than Metroid Prime game you would've called me crazy but life finds a way

Zohran Mamdani got sworn in at the secret subway car lab from the amazing spider man movies?

metroid prime 4 proximity sadness meter

i don't even play kh, these two would just be hilarious to see together

"We need to improve tech literacy!" - no, that's the symptom, not the problem. These people are tech illiterate *because* they absolutely REFUSE to read or to think. If you handed them a "for dummies" book with big pictures they would say "fuck you! I'm not reading all that"

Propaganda you agree with is STILL propaganda. People in Canada DO go bankrupt from medical bills and illness related work loss, they just are more often tied to medication costs than hospital visits or procedure costs

20 years of the absolute all-time banger that is "Let's go! Onmyouji!" youtu.be/PumFnlu9EIY

Let's start a campaign to add the tag "Arcade Puzzle" to games like Tetris, Lumines, Puyo Puyo, Petal Crash, etc on Steam. These games get lumped in with great but completely different genres of puzzle games like Portal and sadly sidelined. Steam users have the power to carve out this niche!

Filipino Legend of Zelda for your timeline

was looking through my collection of gifs on discord vc and fondly remembering that one time miss X tried to escape via plane which immediately crashed into a nearby store