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Your wife just reached out to tell me that every time you make meatloaf it makes the whole house smell like wet dog and you need to stop trying to make that combination of herbs and spices work.

Me as a guy who has a Jack Frost in his house: Jack Frost shut the fuck up it's 4am

Netflix making waves again, and idiots are trashing Q-Force just for being a fresh, unique, and beautiful idea. The cast speaks for itself, and I'm BETTING the action will win people over even if the writing is a bit rough My fav part of the trailer

Unused Eggman animation from Knuckles' Chaotix. It's not known for sure when this would have appeared, possibly in level six or seven.

replace rfk jr with this guy

Mortal Kombat II characters after taking Johnny Cage's Ball Breaker maneuver.

fuckass chud

WWE AAA put up an AI generated video for Dom Mysterio and the slop machine made him AEW Champion lmao

The absolute accuracy of this.

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

amy and metal go to trader joes #metamy #metalsonic #amyrose

I saw it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Super Creek's trainer asking her what she wants for her birthday only for her to say "grandchildren"

We almost lived in a world where those videos about how dumb the AVGN controversy is never existed

hasbro when the rent is due

Guy interviewing me for this six figure job said that Mole Mania for the Game Boy was "wack" FUCK! YOU!!!!

Manhattan Cafe telling Alan that her "friend" looks a lot like him

Personally I'd prefer to hear Maven's thoughts on the SNES vs Genesis Aladdin debate

Ya think Muttley ever sneaks a sleeping Dick Dastardly into the garage and leaves his car running overnight as a prank

The manual for Wario Blast: Featuring Bomberman shows an extremely low level of effort regarding Wario illustrations. Despite Bomberman receiving various different drawings, only one artwork of Wario is used, which is repeated 19 times without any alterations.

another one

Hell yeah it's fuckin Friday baby

*trying to calm Rice Shower before a race by using my impression of Cow from Cow and Chicken* big bwodder

Tall dark sickly sexy guy from an obscure OVA looming over his dusty tomes, perusing them by candlelight before being approached: "But a moment..." The fandom's memes after only having 89 minutes of content to obsess over for decades, mutating him into some form of fumo potato: "butta moment ,, 🧈"

me and my gf going to watch some oneyplays compilations and eat plain bagels no toppings

SILENT HILL 2

hello muddah hello faddah I am readin Fata Morgana

Twisted Metal Black John Doe: I don't know, I want to remember who I am but who knows if Calypso will keep his word. What do you think? Smart Falcon, the unwitting instigator of doom:

*rewards Mayano Top Gun's hard work by letting her play Super Frog for an hour*

According to the official British Nintendo Magazine System magazine, Panel de Pon was originally planned to be localized with Killer Instinct characters before being changed to the Yoshi-themed Tetris Attack.

crying

KROMER HEIST #deltarune

Saw footage of Hytale and my first thought was "man, c'mon"