Otacon: Snake I want you to come back home and get Gay Married to me Naomi: Snake you're patient zero for turbo covid Drebin's Monkey:

The Vader vs Obito Death Battle has Padme make the sad smiling dog face

i give it 36 business hours before alex jones discovers the trial of tim heidecker and streams his reaction to the entire thing thinking it’s real

Training Haru Urara during the Unity Cup youtu.be/mVvrueUjWn8?...

First game ever to be developed by mononucleosis

FATED TO

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watching hockey @jonbois.bsky.social

The cowardly Penguins attacked a man when he wasnt looking No dignity

You think he's gonna show up in the movie

IGN reviews are honeytraps for dumb people

Bostonian Gamer: fuck you want I'm playin Pragmattah

Oh hell nah get me out from behind this truck it's giving me advice for the modern era

Drunk mom is cooking sauerkraut and I'm the only one home I'm really gonna do it this time

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Happens to the best of us

Had the honor of speaking to @seven.eurosky.social via email about Moon Child, Hoi, publishing struggles, @ricesnot.bsky.social, and a lot of other topics! Thanks again, Metin! I can say with certainty that this story....is true.

Moon Child is all the rage on Bluesky, but why didn't anyone know about it until now? @john.gamesline.net spoke to @seven.eurosky.social about the viral platformer's second life, as well as the hurdles game developers had in their way during the Commodore Amiga days. gamesline.net/the-second-l...

This power is what all true friends strive for

...what in the name of the most Tampa energy I've ever felt in my life is this headline?

how is this literally happening in real life

Been thinking about this hypothetical article after playing the game this weekend and honestly all it would have done is unintentionally handed this game to chuds on a silver platter cause they would rally around it as another Japanese game filtering le western games journalists

podcaster: so who's the smartest guy in the locker room? every wrestler: oh definitely kane

i really think calling pragmata pedo shit is ceding way too much ground to the worst people on earth tbh

Hugh teaching Diana about 67

Smoking the shit that made the amazing circus digital

Whenever I do a stealth kill in a game I pretend I’m doing an E3 presentation and say stuff like “We’re giving players the choice to approach combat in a variety of ways”

apple typhlosion

fun fact. alvin and simon play fortnite duos 6 hours a day and lied to my face when i asked if there was a trios mode

art imitates life or whatever it is that they say

MC Moon C

I'm reading Dungeon Crawler Carl and Princess Donut has Northernlion's voice in my mind

Mythbusters

White people dont say "hello" anymore all they do is give you the Anticipating Gaze

They really told everyone to advertise the big show with "god this show is going to suck"

Not content with the current round of dumbass discourse, bluesky users write elaborate fantasies of other things to be Mad Online about that being said, I agree

I'm not taking my CHILD off! I am Sneakers O'MOON!

The Angry Amiga Nerd

BLOODY SUMMER