jack M
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formerly the 3rd chipmunk in the famous band
this video makes me laugh every time. i always forget what happens
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[ T๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ! ]
3 days ago
๐จGAMING ALERT๐จ The demo for
#TradingCardInspector
is out NOW!!! ๐ฎ๐ฎ It's a small, humble slice of a big, weird, unique, tasty pie... Support your next favourite indie dev and PLAY IT! ๐๐ต๏ธ PLAY NOW:
s.team/a/3940840
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#gamedev
#indiedev
#1bit
#cozygames
#steam
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i have a feed on here that shows me soulsbourne related posts and there's always some genshin playing mf saying elden ring has the worst game design ever
7 days ago
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splendidland๐ฑ
about 2 years ago
"non human" from "action 52"
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Miami DSA
9 days ago
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, whoโs been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. โค๏ธ ๐ง๐ท
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i was hopeless at gooning until forum user CaptainCrotch took me under his wing and taught me everything i know
10 days ago
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turkish ice cream drive thru where they keep opening the window then closing it and walking away
10 days ago
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mama cooked the breakfast with no "frog"
14 days ago
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i cant afford a sex robot so ive started jacking off with salad tongs and just pretending
16 days ago
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Aidan
over 2 years ago
Inflation is happening everywhere around the world and some people are fucking excited for the wrong reasons
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i like to find abandoned/vandalised drawings in wplace and fix them up
17 days ago
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Will
20 days ago
add a skeleton here at some point
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๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐
20 days ago
I remember when we played Tomb Raiders instead of Arc Raiders. Instead of talking about AI we said ai yai yai that's the beautiful female figure.
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Snooby
about 1 month ago
(Rapping) I went to college for ten thousand years
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i had a dream i saw a movie in a group and then i got a survey email for the cinema that said Did your pasty tribe dig the vibe? which is so rude
24 days ago
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someone needs to add CHOD here. chaos hatred oblivion disrespect
24 days ago
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half life 3 story leaked (it has small time travle elements) you play the tutorial level in the womb, then when gordon is being born resonance cascade 2.0 happens. the hospital is in chaos... lights flashing you pop out and a familar face! the doctor is- BARNEY: hi gordon about that beer i owe ya
10 months ago
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27 days ago
Was looking through old game magazines again, take a peek at this ancient print ad ๐ฐ๐ฎ Wishlist on
#steam
:
s.team/a/3723750
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#gamedev
#indiedev
#1bit
#habubis
#ScreenshotSaturday
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its called the xbox ROG Ally because they rogally fucked up when they made. it
27 days ago
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crazy how theresgames called UNDER tale and OVER watch... and theyre both MID!
about 1 month ago
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i have a cold and in my dream my dad bought me these from the pharmacy. thanks dad
about 1 month ago
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we brought back someone's eli drawing after he was covered by a grotesque undertale for over a month in a wplace tragedy
about 1 month ago
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i think i watched the smack barm pey wet video too many times because i had a dream i was in a mysterious chippie, the menu only had numbers and you had to figure out what the orders were through trial & error and deduction.
about 1 month ago
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Jack Frost
about 2 years ago
Me (entering building): ok, three potentially hostile males.. two potentially hostile females.. exit is behind me, stairs look defensibโ *fat guy i didnt see walks in front of me and farts in my face and i fall to the ground and start throwing up *
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something thats been stuck in my head for 10 years is the avgn star wars episode where he says thered a game called "chewie's wookie cookie cookin"
about 1 month ago
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@slime-golem.biz
Gunge Vlark
about 2 months ago
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DevMsg.txt
about 2 months ago
Long long ago there was a HENTAI boy whoes name was MOMODERA in SENDAI.His work was making programes on SM-777,it was not selled well.One day he got a post of programmer.He worked hard everyday.One day, he eat hummberger of MC.And he dead.
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Sitcom People
about 2 months ago
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garfield bot
about 2 months ago
I wonder how fast I can touch my nose hairs.
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musk has announced grok 7.0 which can pretend to be any character from hazbin hotel, mcdonalds etc who you can then engage in bouts of cybersex with
about 2 months ago
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very disappointed by The Smashing Machine. i thought it was going to be about a delightful steampunk contraption
about 2 months ago
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having a crazy small micropenis must open up so many opportunities imagine if you could crack the top off a soft boiled egg and fuck the shit out of it
about 2 months ago
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Mike.โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
2 months ago
Jane Goodall died today. The zoologist, ethnologist, and Shaolin master was defeated in a savage lightning storm upon the mountaintop by her former apprentice, a sinister chimp who has left to study at the Wu-Tang monastery. And now, it is left to me to avenge her. I will kill the evil Wu-Tang ape!
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i have been making "youtube poop"...
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youtube poop: little riding hood
YouTube video by Slurry Geyser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyC5Bp0crOw
2 months ago
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Postcard From The Past
2 months ago
We went to Monkey World. Lots of different monkeys.
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Joe 9๏ธโฃ๐
2 months ago
She was pallid. He was ruddy. What the fuck do I have to say to you
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2 months ago
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DevMsg.txt
2 months ago
HELLOW MY NAME IS TAKASHI OHARA.I AM WALKING DYNAMIC DEBUGGING TOOL. I AM &h17 YEARS OLD. I AM SINGLE . SO IF YOU KNOW NICE LADY,PLEASE INTRODUCE HER TO ME!!!!
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10 years ago they made a whole RPG based on the music video "story of undertale"
2 months ago
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You're going into witness protection but you have to choose your new name from this list of possibly fictional backers of a dubiously funded kickstarter game
2 months ago
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with silksong being so great i now know why people wouldn't shut up about it for years, there's just one thing i don't get, how did they know to be excited for it, seeing as hollow knight is MID...?
3 months ago
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silksong is pretty much a perfect game and they got the difficulty level just right. rip to anyone who says its too hard, that means you're even worse at games than me! ouch
3 months ago
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white house physician claims donald trump is mentally sharp and in excellent health for his age but is "one diarrhea attack away from full-blown shit madness"
3 months ago
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orgamecha
3 months ago
tiktok users be like i had seggs with an unalive person
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does anyone know if the coen bros in conversation with the brothers chaps criterion special feature has been uploaded anywhere?
over 1 year ago
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i know why silksong took ages to make. because every time they made a new level, it introduced more ''bugs''!!! ๐j
3 months ago
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if you put the spare toilet paper rolls in some random cupboard somewhere instead of in the bathroom then thats kaizo level design
3 months ago
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a baby can be just a head with two legs sticking out. and and those babies, are still valid.
#WOKE
3 months ago
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3 months ago
I found another old game magazine ad for this auspicious
#ScreenshotSaturday
... ๐๐ค Wishlist
#TradingCardInspector
:
tinyurl.com/habubis
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#gamedev
#indiedev
#1bit
#habubis
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