it's simon woah oh oh oh you have the power to be his friend

let's all go to mcdonalds and ask for the alvin and the chipmunks burger

the robot im working on has an AI voice changer that makes our voices go higher. and the higher our voices are the more our fans love us!!!!!!!!

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

Band meeting @jinjo.bsky.social @balan.bsky.social. Immediately.

people who are adding our music to their meme playlist. stop it right now

first things first ima say all the words in side my head Pain! you break me down you build me up belieber... BELIEBER!!!

Hurts me to see him in so much pain

this time we are finally going to figure out the secret of Numor

learning amazing things about chinese emoji culture

For people unfamiliar with the House MD DS game

Rest in Peace, Michael Parenti 🙏

Rock climbers, sprinters, cyclists, drag racers, they're all trying to escape. But you can't

Christmas sprite comic

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

my meat watching me

tha was quite a show very entertaining

Was looking through old game magazines for something to post for #ScreenshotSaturday, found this weird ad... 📖😮 Wishlist #TradingCardInspector: tinyurl.com/habubis ✅👀 #gamedev #indiedev #1bit #habubis

if i was invited into the criterion closet i would just take the movies and leave and not say anything

tiktok users be like i had seggs with an unalive person

the tallest bonobo-made structure in history, one bonobo standing on another one, stands at a towering height of 2 apes

Me and @orgamecha.bsky.social just completed the Laffy Taffy Hyuck Hyuck Chuckle Challenge! 0:53, take the challenge and #TagYourResults #Challenge #CandySponser #Wonka

You all were naughty, and opened the box despite my prior warnings! Just couldn't wait, could you? Well, now the Things are loose! And you'll be seeing many more VERY soon!

chipmunks carrying bluesky rn

alvin turned into a present? i wonder what's inside!

chipmunks back ALRIGHT!!

french guy says fuck in aristocats

thoeodre sent me a thirst trap by accident

im the beatboxing puppy i need some food in my tummy

i love my pajamas!!

i just threw up. it has nothing to do with when alvin punched me way too hard in the balls when we were play fighting though

just saw a disgusting meme of us floating around and i won't post it but let me tell you it is so disrespectful to us not to mention the chipettes but alvin is clearly getting the best head

anus purple itchy inflamed meaning

simon just completed his blueberry ray

wgat does the fox said!!

jeanette is unimpressed by my new physique but well i didn't do it for her

me and theodore are taking bets on when alvin is gonna crack

are you ready to rock

we were named after alvin stardust, simon belmont, and theodore roosevelt

saturday night and we are chipmunks. dont believe me just watch!

im turning emo

alvin and the other one think singing is All fun and games but it's actually quite a delicate science

wake up in the mornin feelin like... actually never mind 😳

theodor got into the chipnip again 😑