Just read the fine print in our contract. We are so fucked.

Ian = deranged weirdo who doesnt do shit for the band. For the last time— we're indie now!!!!! He needs to leave us alone!

one time when I was in university studying in the library there was a little hole in the drywall with an arrow that said “in here” and I looked in the hole and there was a folded up piece of paper that said “in here” and when I unfolded the paper a bunch of pubes fell out and it said “pubes”

My voice just dropped. My career is fucked.

Ian just kicked theodore so hard he collapsed, and i heard him wheeze in pain. i ran away ive never been so scared in my life

I'm 72 years old but I don't look a day over 25.

Who are we? We're Alvin Seville: The charismatic, mischievous leader who wears red. Simon Seville: The intelligent, bespectacled brother who wears blue. Theodore Seville: The youngest, innocent, and shy brother who wears green. Don't forget about us!

Looks like Theador Lol

me and theador

israel can enter eurovision but not chipmunks

the robot im working on has an AI voice changer that makes our voices go higher. and the higher our voices are the more our fans love us!!!!!!!!

Dont feel like talking to anyone today. Dont ask me for a photo or autograph, i dont know what i might do

'Who" when it's literally Numor 😭

Simon getting worse

Numor sightings real

Had that dream theodore smothered me with the pillow again

Really worried about the dreams Theodore keeps having. They're getting increasingly violent.

My robot girlfriend short circuited, so I took some parts from simon's iron lung to repair her. He should be fine.

Simon just made me a robot girlfriend

Simon is attached to an iron lung after getting a very serious disease from one of our fans at a concert. Please pray for him.

Dave will no longer be a problem going forward

Funny story actually even thoigh im a chupmink i dont like acorns or nuts, i prefer high grade well-done steaks

we chipmunks love to sing

Our new album is getting like no streams at all on spotify I assume because of torrent sites so im about to say fuck it and start saying some real bad shit on instagram live

i just threw up. it has nothing to do with when alvin punched me way too hard in the balls when we were play fighting though

Theodore trying to lose weight to launch interest in a rebrand/solo career. Little does he know I've been sneaking extra sugar into all of his meals. #makiaveli

I think the most rewarding part of our job is the down to earth moments with the fans

A is the first letter of the alphabet. S and T are pretty far down there in fact

They should be grateful for there meals #alvinwisdom

Working on a new project #sneakpeek

A famous celebrity just showed me his beautiful underground home. Many of us are buying these in case of civil war and nuclear annihilation.

Simon has left the band and whats worse Alvin said our band is called Alvin and the Chipmunk now. like im just a thing

Simon just fed Dave a Chipmunk Potion

selling tickets for meet and greets with alvin and simon and that other one

Jesus loves Alvin and the Chipmunks

Im Alvin

Who wants a cameo video? 80 bucks and ill give my fans a cool shout out video! #cameo

Someone keeps taking candid photos of me in my house and sending them to me in the mail. Please stop.

me and my brothers hanging out in studio before the CD drop

Little known fact: We have a fourth chipmunk brother named Numor.

its really hard for our fans to see us on stage cause we're so small, also a single thrown bottle could easily kill one of us and yet the show must go on. performing is my life.

Tickets sold out. Hope you got one!

Take a break. Relax. Remember to breathe..

Theodore solo project DOA, this is why you stick to fundamentals like the band

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Elderly people are undeniably freaky looking but there is so much they can teach us. If we only take to time to listen.