Kier Starmer looks like someone put lint and a potato in a monster mashup machine

I'm secretly an extra-terrestrial from planet Yud-Yud. If you keep my secret I'll reward you with alien technology later.

Might switch Jack Frost up next year @snooby.bsky.social

I pre-ordered both the 1970's Hobbit cartoon Bilbo Baggins and Gollum figures. I couldn't choose between the two.

So does this shit just end with the orcs finding him and torturing him or what

What if instead of Dokutsu no Monogatari (cave story) it was Donatsu no Monogatari and it starred Homer Simspon

Started watching I Reincarnated into a Liminal RPG where Mana Doesn't Work and Why Do the Monsters Look so Beautiful: Diaper no Monogatari III

While you studied the blade i sat on my fat ass. Kill me now!

Suckin on my titties like you wanted me callin me all the time

Yeah, I react to shit and basically people love to see my reactions.

Reactors Listen to "Hey Jude" first time reaction

Double click user to watch

Toucher la Tache de sang

You can only complain about something after it's too late to do anything about it

Sometimes a read some opinions on here and wonder if I'm living in the same world as these people.

The Sandown "Clown" event was real and you can find many other similar types of beings if you take the time to look around you every now and again.

Blasting my muscles with growth ray

Im not invited to xmas photos anymore now that I have a QR code on my forehead that links to goatse

*trying out australian slang by peppering it into my sentences* That's fucking munted!

military mom here. a murderer fell out of my pussy like twenty years ago

The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab

"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.

Well, there's really no denying it at this point. We truly are an evil country.

may misery plague their families tenfold what they have caused to others

My home

The first clue left behind by the forest gamer. An ancient Y button.

Ninja Turtles? Cheugy Street Sharks? Cheugy Extreme Dinosaurs? SIX SECEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elder Millenials grabbing my limbs and ripping me to pieces because I said Ninja Turtles were "cheugy"

Me, a year into making up horror stories about bluesky: are you guys seriously gonna leave this app over a little child porn

Your 2026 word? Six seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is what I played before I got Nintendo youtu.be/Pefp0ggYO9g

Who's ready for a happy wonderful amazing outstanding 2026!!!!!!!!!

Got really pissed off at work yesterday and just went home. If they're gonna treat you like total shit you can just leave.

Yuh yuh!

Poop.

My last post of 2025 is going to happen soon.

I'm going to post something very funny tomorrow, and it will make you laugh. Stay tuned and watch this space.

If all the Na'vi looked like Teletubbies nobody would give a shit. They'd mine all their tubbitanium and leave their world a rotten, barren wasteland. And we'd all cheer.

Runescape is short for Runic Escape

When u read something bad

Haha wait

Yeah, and let's just call them humangs while we're at it. And bonobogs. And chimpanzeegs. Wait actually this is awesome

All my dinosaur homies went extinct back in the day