going on strike from work until i finish making an rpgmaker game

Sorry. I lashed out on Idahoans. They aren't all like that. I need to do better and listen.

It's a step up from their usual diet of raw meat and dirt

Elon Musk's torso really does look like a man o war if you stop and inspect it. bro looks like a dumpy elephant shit vaguely dropped into a human-shaped form

boss begging me to not call out sick on friday but i have some bad news for them

"You will not BELIEVE what this guy just said!" Nah man i believe it. I know he'd say that shit bro

*looking into the bathroom mirror in the darkness, toilet full of unflushed turds* will stancil will stancil will stancil

The Australian Bigfoot is called the Yowie, which is actually a corruption of the word Yaoi. There's a gay anime yeti in Australia running loose.

white people will say things like "umm my ex's dog is trying to lovebomb me..."

Vietnam-era Vet gets into P-Model

There's a guy that people post about a lot on here who I just can't stand to see. Even if everyone is making jokes and shitting on him it's just exhausting to even remember he exists

I think Government Men are sending radio waves into my brain. That's why I'm getting dumber not all the toxic chemicals I'm forced to huff daily.

Just got zapped by a big laser again

Financial collapse is imminent. Better invest in Nintendo now while you still have the chance.

*using gel to get heihachi hair* im getting really into "looks maxing".

Dreamt that shadowy figures were blasting me with sound waves, forcing me to dance

Has anybody ever explored the Frontrooms?

sorry im late boss i don't respect you or this institution

*jesus was seen voice* jesus was killed. in ohio.

Just got the four treasures of the Golden Pyramid

Found a toilet completely destroyed in the work bathroom today. Shit everywhere, and a forelorn pair of jeans left behind. Something awful must have happened...

I play around on here and have fun. And if you don't like that, I'm very truly sorry.

Trump is actually a walking, talking egg sac for my hybrids.

He who wipes himself with poo, smells like shit. -Confuscius

We're about two years away from people genuinely being like "you REALLY think the average person knows what a swastika is? he probably just got it tatooed cuz it looks cool!"

Aliens made me a smoothgroin. Had no choice in the matter. Glad to see the topic being discussed by our minds most philosophic. Educate.

Apple Crustbook only $6,865.99 on Snoo mobile app!

Giggling oink piggy Yoda style!

Explore my hidden dungeon to find the magical item to beat the boss!

Hey, just a quick follow up: So, I'm right behind you, and my meter has fully charged. Also there's nowhere to run. Thanks! Blue Devil

Been bombarded by texts and e-mails in a way that makes me want to crawl out of my skin

*suddenly jumping to my feet after being completely supine* you know WHAT? It couldn't be worse!!!!

Pieces of Reeses

I'm so fucking sick of YouTube ads man

game review rating system, power play, magazine (1988) archive.org/details/powe...

Today I think I'll make a YouTube video titled "How Tingle changed my worldview" that's just a four hour wikipedia summary of the Wind Waker plot.

Deku King’s Boiled Monkey Broth is delicious just don’t ask where it comes from

Congratulations! You win our dumbfuck of the day award!

I’ve never understood how every second of this clip scans as a comedy sketch despite very much being real life, but I do think because of it, it’s one of the most miraculous recordings in recent history. A perfect document.

Its time to press

Well, Mister Bond, it seems you've handled my torture well. We'll have to turn things up a bit, shall we. Let's see how you fair at the anime con, after hours of gigglesquee glomps and yaoi paddles.

Just got glomped and threw out my back

What if Grogu is just a Hasbulla kind of situation and he's really a grown ass man

The Pervert: hey, do you like my balls?

Boss said it's my turn to play mega drive