Ok, it's pretty bad.

Naw it's cool that my head feels like a rotten plum

Gotta scramble to sanitize your role in this

Fuck this is so true. And yet the developers who would deliver it are "out to lunch".

I'm sorry... Truth is, I was a double agent. Huh? You were a triple agent? Well, that's great. But really I was working to make you think I was a double agent, but really I'm on your side! *hand begins to glow and I get english accent* Hah! You think tha— -MGS2

The thing about disease is that when you have it a wmapl skebm allemao whabibidaya... anyways..

Ordered a pizza

Watched five movies yesterday. Let's do that again today.

went through a decade's worth of magic cards i've gathered to organize and this one card in particular caught my eye the most because of its art and flavor text

1am. Time to peruse a list of films to watch.

*Sitting in front of giant TV blasting The Show* I hope this has one million seasons and intricate overarching plot structure.

"I am once again *begging* people to read theory!" How about no? Reading is cringe and I want movies. No wait, TV shows.

Covid really isn't so bad. Weird spikes are growing out of my head and releasing a strange purple gas, but otherwise it's not so bad.

Texas BBQ stays winning! 😋

TV... Tv.. TV...

Never gonna happen. We need to instead make a Lego Marvel Funkopops show that radicalizes the working people of America.

Well it finally happened. I caught the novel coronavirus of 2019.

Oh god the condom full of imported amiibos i’m trying to sneak through airport security has just burst in my stomach

Guide turning around and screaming WAIT STO- as curious child puts Bowser Amiibo on the altar

I just bought every Minecraft Steve amiibo and melted them all together into one big pile of shit! :-))) #minecraft #smashbros

Indiana Jones accidently knocking the boulder amiibo onto the altar after grabbing the idol

You have the right to scream and wail at the top of your lungs while confessing everything!

Sacrifice your children to MAGA bitcoin and get cool swag

We live in such a dumbfuck world

Every day the news is like vaccines will be illegal next week, homeless people to be euthanized, pedophiles are in control of all branches of government, everyone you love is going to get fired and/or deported, and then they cap it off with this

Giant Enemy Poopmonster would like to access your location.

Social media banter and the like

I'm scared. I'm actually terrified. -My catchphrase

Hmm might have to check this out after all

Yoda bébé rouge

My date begins screamkng icky icky ew ew! the second I bring up Tingle's Rosey Rupeeland

Throwback Tuesday

*turns 360 degrees and walks away*

Being spared seeing The Ring video because of the pre-roll ads

through that lens everything just instantly clicks into place. Klein is not a hopeless naive Obama era bipartisanship liberal he is actively malicious and attempting to inject the tech fascist right into liberalism and he must be opposed on those grounds Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

he's deliberately obfuscating the danger of fascism because that's what his job is. His job is to normalize the fascist tech elite and their Network State takeover by selling them and a watered down version of their ideas to liberals. And when you read his work Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

This is the fundamental mistake people make when they're trying trying to explain Ezra Klein by looking at him as an individual with opinions and not a proxy for the Theil/Andreesen/Koch money behind his movement: it's not that Klein doesn't understand this it's that Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

"I spent some time thinking how I whitewashed a violent demagogue—and decided it's time to whitewash another violent demagogue."

Bosmer wearing jnco jeans

Made a podcast called Podcast for Pig People where it just plays loud pig squealing and oinking for an hour. And you all love it and make me a patreon millionaire.

*inside my dark tower, sitting in a green velvet armchair, reading my ancient manuscript on creatures of the far-flung regions of the world* hmm quite

Poop. Did that make you laugh?

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)

Hey bro, not to be a nag or anything but you laid your alien egg on my back and now it's hatching. I know its yours because it's got your eyes.

(to the beautiful naked woman luring my ship into the rocks) you are one interesting chica! i kinda dig you in a really strange way