Dreamt of a Aussie coastal town that was founded by crackheads & vampires

I was subjected to power harassment by two Toads from the Mushroom Kingdom

Sucking & Fucking my palette swap

Lounge singer bantering with the crowd “Rosco here has stories to tell”, “Ever gonna pay that tab Arnie?” etc before she gets to me and says i’m a fat piece of shit and should shoot myself

Making friends with an ant and giving him a bath

Racing to the toilet immediately after showering and the wet seat makes me flip head over heels like Charlie Brown when Lucy pulls the football away from him

When was the last time you saw a character select screen with hidden character [?]’s on it??? society has fallen

I hear forum signatures are coming back in a big way

So slippery im phasing through walls

As a child i would pick up a box in Super Mario 64, face the camera so only the box & Mario’s legs were visible, and pretend i was playing as Box Man

I play 3 or more first-person shooters a day and now i have eye strain for some reason

Deku King’s Boiled Monkey Broth is delicious just don’t ask where it comes from

This is where I write my posts

Woody disobeying a direct order to kill the funko pop in front of him

by @sayyestogiygas.bsky.social

Mmmm Homie fuck my hair

Wracked with guilt i must confess that was neither my house, my roses, or my bee

(pictured, right) The tyrant Wizpig drawn & quartered by animals on go karts

bee is fucking one of my roses

Wizpig ruined Diddy Kong’s party. They were right to kill him.

When Luigi is in pain I feel it as though it were my own

Mario’s New ‘M15+ Redesign’, And How It Affects YOUR games!

your spoiled for choice on seating in our smoking corner

Had to cast out one of our fellow gimps after he broke our sacred vow of silence

Log on to Gimpnet and webchat with fellow gimps online!

Awakening my dormant powers with my Cruxis Crystal

Biggoron will temper Link’s Glock for just 500 rupees

As a level 2 Bing user i’m accustomed to a certain level of respect.

The downside of being a lubricant enthusiast is navigating my home like it’s a slippery floor puzzle

This is fucked up look away if you have a sensitive stomach Modern silly straws have been de-sillied. they cut the loop de loops

yknow, hades in hades 1 has a bit of season 1 homer in him

NASA Voyeur Mission 1 & 2

Setting a daily 3am alarm so i can post during overseas peak hour for more engagement

My Lord requests your presence in the Funko Pop room.

I missed like 10 minutes of the boss’s lecture because i was distracted thinking about lubricant latte art

2x4’d #Metro2033 #XboxShare

Dreamt about my friends Yamcha Tien and Chiaotzu

its really hard for our fans to see us on stage cause we're so small, also a single thrown bottle could easily kill one of us and yet the show must go on. performing is my life.

scary Toy Story 5 scene where they encounter a room full of Funko Pop heads on pikes

Did i ever tell you kids about the time me and your aunts Patty & Selma were Springfield’s biggest K-pop trio