MY GAME IS NOT “VAPORWARE”, TROLLS. Adding a complex a gay/night cycle and AAA gay tracing graphics takes TIME. There will be a launch date reveal at the lgbt game awards

My prison escape plan involves freezing cum in a hollowed out toilet seat to make a chakram to kill the guards with

Me and my family play this fun game where they never listen to anything i say or ask until i eventually snap and burn the house down

Working extra hard getting cookie crumbs into my new mousepad

And to think they cancelled this

I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the stuff in this closet! Well, maybe one thing.

It happened again, i dreamt i was making a shrine to him on a escalator.

The Adventures of Tom Voyeur & Cuckoldberry Finn

I am president, secretary, and treasurer of the amiibo preservation society of Australia.

Collect 120☆s and Yoshi appears on the roof. Collect 121☆s and he'll push you off the roof.

Gamestop have strict “shoot to kill” orders when i enter

(walks on the spot like an rpg character)

Peeing in short controlled three-round bursts

Cozy fart-sim

Gamestop spoiled one of the announced Mario games for tonight’s direct. Thoughts? #NintendoDirect

Oh my god mouse & keyboard gaming is uncomfortable as fuck. im going back to my controller youtu.be/x_lZW09vbW0?...

Bought a one handed keyboard today and i’ve only just realised i can only type in chat with half the alphabet

God I wish The Jetson’s 600kg robot maid Rosey was on top of me and i was fondling her big metal pussy

TOMORROW

Update: Page 338, a character named Lubin the Lackey is introduced

Mika meeting cousin’s new puppy

Im only half way thru but… I dont think i like The Three Musketeers. D’artagnan is a good man but the 3 ‘teers however are (so far at least) lazy & dishonest

The greatest 20 seconds in heavy metal

Did i ever tell you kids about the time me and your aunts Patty & Selma were Springfield’s biggest K-pop trio

Oh, so Cupid can wear a diaper and shoot couples with a bow at the park but when i do it i get in trouble??

My proctologist is charging me double because i’m an imbecile who damages my colon in places not ordinarily known to apothecaries

Yeah you laugh at me gaming in my baby highchair but my keyboard & snacks are right in front of me plus i dont have to rest my feet over anything

Crocodile(?) at the duck pond

Tony Turds & The Toilet Twins

Classics Of Game 218 youtu.be/bimZeT5iZsI

I just think it would be really beautiful if Mr Bean went international and each segment had a different PoC reacting to his hijinx

Those perverts at Rare actually stuffed a man into a recording booth to say "wahey"

Wonderful news, my new mp3 player scrobbles my music automatically, i no longer have to manually sync it. Click here for UNFILTERED, LIVE updates of my incredible taste in music www.last.fm/user/Lube_En...

This is what 1000 hours of LeapFrog Letter Factory looks like

One of Reed’s most beautiful pieces. Turn the volume right up and listen! youtu.be/QkthF1gfdUQ?...

Homer creampied Marge, creating Bart Simpson

just saw my reflection and instinctively recoiled in disgust

Monitoring the progress of the erection

Forgot to buy rope for that dang noose AGAIN 🙄

Im on the Ratatouille ride at Disneyworld. It’s so immersive it’s like i’m really in someone’s hair!

Wiggler is raining blows upon me with all his arms

Lmao can you imagine an auctioneer reading his kid a bedtime story? Or ordering a meal? (auctioneer kicks in my door) WAIT! NO PLEASE I’M SORRY! (he starts kicking my ass & speaking too fast for me to understand)

I have lost sight of my original vision for my bluesky… My apologies everyone i’ll mass delete some posts

Update: she wore her goddamn pizza uniform hat to her wedding because she’s cringe

Sealing myself in a vacuum sealed bag until the next Nintendo Direct