nw Dolly. i give Max the Impaler vs Stifler 6🌟

Contacting the SCP Foundation to secure this artifact

dark knight begin again

oh good he'll be able to spend more time with his wife, Io

Can you chill out man.

you know you live in a good complex when they're doing fire preparedness stuff and the management is just like "hey can you guys leave your fire extinguishers outside your doors so we can check them"

Out: Rap to country pivot In: Country to shared facebook videos bemoaning "all this division in our country" pivot

great job on those skull bones/sutures in that avatar. no notes grok

hell, what feels better than cancelling plans

come on man Hand Hygiene is pretty based, it's got the same initials and syllables as that one phrase you like

Nurgle and Khorne are fighting a battle inside Hegseth and it is both very bad and very important that Nurgle win.

Doing the Willard > Ben double feach tonight. what if the rats smoked weed tho

bring back the cressbeckler stance

hey brother your barber left those little pieces of paper they put around the neck of your smock

podcaster: so who's the smartest guy in the locker room? every wrestler: oh definitely kane

We’re going to chilis as an end of semester thing and the youngsters are annoyed while I’m looking forward to any new developments on the chicken crispers front

Johnny Appleseed took that pot of his head at the end of the day and boiled up some lice soup. Fucking nit porridge. Made gross lip smacking noises while he ate it.

POV i'm about to toss you a sig p320

Caveat, I strongly prefer the new meme to people's previous relationship with Watterson, which Kris Straub satirized here

less mogga more GABA

got a B

Bought some broccoli the other day and the stalk-to-floret ratio was comical

weirdly two dustin hoffman movies. marathon man and straw dogs.

But ya ARE, Blanche!

I’m pleased and happy to repeat the news that the Houston Astros are tied for most runs scored in Major League Baseball. As you can see it’s a beautiful day, the Astros are playing baseball, and the Astros fans are having a wonderful time.

Hunter voiced by Chris Pratt: Oh so I guess you would rather the orphan of kos be murdered in the womb Ludwig voiced by Ken Jeong: don't go all Luigi on me but the healing church doesn't accept your insurance

picturing trump's nearly solid carotid artery lighting up an mri like a tube of silicone caulk in his neck

i hope they're dead but getting the left behind guys to weigh in on this could be funny

Not a problem. My pit zips are open and I am thriving.

This is like Billy Madison and the o’Doyles

Just now realizing I was in the same casino as Jeremy piven last night. JP if you’re on here I promise to pay any price for a PCU reunion if you show up with your old teeth+ hairline. Don’t even need spade maybe just you, blind guy from Becker and a couple unnamed hippies and feminist characters.

Someday I’m gonna hang around to meet the guy who goes to my grocery store with the merzbow bumper sticker

How i look and feel cramming for pharmacology tomorrow

don't really care to hear any more about rod dreher unless he's giving a play-by-play of the exorcism he was going to do

Georges Franju (with scenes from his film "Les Yeux sans visage") - BOTD

Wait why is trump at ufc? Didn’t he know Joe ro harshly rebuked him?

lol

beck has more good albums than radiohead lets be real

Watching younger dude in clinical class going absolutely nuts on a betting app while we do SBARs.

How many times are we gonna do this

They don’t want you to know about the great deals at the Asian grocery store

even knowing the average golfer’s politics seeing guys at the masters with ADP logos on their polos is revolting

Okay everybody get in close. Shriek can you duck down a little? The top of your—no that’s too far. Up a little. Too high—just—no fine hold it there. Spider-Man look at the camera, not Venom. Spider-Man can you—just look right over here. Right at the lens. Just—okay never mind. Everybody say cheese

just give Helen DeWitt a million dollars and a personal assistant! let her write in peace!

The obvious answer here is that the student protest movement was broadly smeared as anti-semitic and aligned with terrorists, and a variety of institutions from government, media and the universities acted as if that smear was true, threatening, suspending, expelling and even deporting students.

Another pic from Artemis II. This is New Mexico and you can clearly see White Sands. Another treasure in the Land of Enchantment. Have you visited there? Like no place else on earth.

It's wild for the Texas Rangers to have "Tejas" on their new City Connect jerseys the same year they had an all-white, all-US born starting nine and added the statue of the real Texas ranger who tried to prevent, by force, the integration of Black students in public schools.