that can't be right, he taught at the high school matt yglesias went to

and yet people on here will promise to force feed me a huge dagwood sandwich that makes my neck expand like a spring and put me at risk for aspiration without any consequences

sneak preview of the next heater from @chatterton.bsky.social

Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

went to see what cj stroud's concussion status is and just what the hell are we doing here

"some of our faves may be implicated"

today at the dog park neighboring the public tennis courts I witnessed a dude putting a battery operated ball launcher inside his suv accidentally hit some sort of button on it, which caused the machine to start firing tennis balls inside of the vehicle, which ended up giving him a black eye

🚨BREAKING: Oversight Dems have received new emails from Jeffrey Epstein’s estate that raise serious questions about Donald Trump and his knowledge of Epstein’s horrific crimes. Read them for yourself. It’s time to end this cover-up and RELEASE THE FILES.

Just a reminder this anti-steward of public lands has been nominated to lead BLM where he will be able to drill and mine and cut the old growth trees of some of our most precious wild landscapes. Please, call your senators, Democrat or Republican, and tell them to oppose Pearce.

put my pants back on to just to go outside and see nothing in the sky 🖕

Unreal, pillars even faintly visible with the naked eye from Fort Collins

said it before but these animals would be put down by the parks service for becoming too dependent on human products

calling JCO laboriously pretentious is so funny. like you read her in intro to lit. really hope someone asks him to name the most pretentious works he has ever consumed

classmate asked how i'm studying for the gerontology hesi exam. flipped my laptop around to show her this dang website! #JUICETHIS

i don't want more john wick spinoffs i want a hidden camera show where people attempt to use the continental gold pieces to buy stuff irl

this is what playing for Pete Carroll feels like

the uh *nervous chuckle* tortoise is laying on it's back and ummm you....you're in the desert by the way, it's quite hot. and anyway you are a robot if you think about it with critical thinking and logic.

varg vikernes blocked me on twitter because i asked if he thought LOTR was real

trying to imagine sillier properties for which you could get precious about the canon. like were tarzan heads pissed off at the gorillas talking in the disney version

it's awful over here. every time i post a delicious stew i made the braceletoids try to cancel me.

Yeah

fuck mike tomlin still looks great. just a lil more grey in the beard

"High fiber fibromyalgia, hot tub foot, lou gehrig's disease, lou barlow's disease, lucy liu flu, hypertolerance to lactose, urinary 8 track infection, trickle nipple, thick urine syndrome, hapsberg cholera, milk leg, dirt belly, hepatitis R...."

since it's that time of year: when i went into costco to become a member i was walking around the store as the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald was playing over the pa system. one of the free sample folks acknowledged the new member packet in my hand and held their hand up for a high five.

DAVID RODRIGUEZ WITH A SPECTACULAR BICYCLE FINISH IN THE SNOW 😱 CINEMA AT THE #CPL FINAL ❄️

I don't know the actual details of the shutdown deal but BlueSky is making it sound like the democrats just made a trade with the Rays.

oh so i should take into consideration the difficult situation these senators have had foisted on them. totally, for sure. [hears that lots of people do not vote because they are disheartened and bombarded by misinformation and not taught how to think critically] lol touch stove fafo

"High fiber fibromyalgia, hot tub foot, lou gehrig's disease, lou barlow's disease, lucy liu flu, hypertolerance to lactose, urinary 8 track infection, trickle nipple, thick urine syndrome, hapsberg cholera, milk leg, dirt belly, hepatitis R...."

60 minutes ad: Meet the farmers on the frontlines of the trade war me: when there are lonely milfs in my area?

this is the play in which sheldon rankins conjured a scorigami out of absolutely nothing. 30-29 had happened plenty of times and so had 37-29. scorigami only happened because the refs didn't make them stick around for the extra point

Trevor Lawrence LEGACY THICC-SIX

DAVIS FREAKING MILLS EVERYONE!!!!

MY LONG NECK KING BACKUP QB

we're so washed. canada had the bigger truck convoy and now they smoked hundreds of ostriches and all we had was one lousy squirrel.

Details Toughness and they Finish ???

yesterday my team kicked 5 field goals. i'm thinking 5 more today.

quit bullshittin your name is not morgen morgus

they should've had collinsworth on the berlin game to talk about jesse owens vs hitler

lmao huntsville's got somethin to say 🗣️

largely comfortable with aging but i do feel it whenever i'm looking up highlights from a football player back in the day and all the vids' quality is ass

still lol that this dude hurdled himself into a spinebuster

Paguate, New Mexico Pop: 420 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paguate,_New_Mexico Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=73249373 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=73249375 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=118420016

HEY JACK IT’S A FACT BUSH PLANNED THAT 9/11 ATTACK

INCREDIBLE.

lol switched to indiana/psu just in time. catch of destiny

guns up