regarding the recent news

not funny . didn't laugh .

so in the project i'm currently working on, if something goes wrong internally a character named "Error Joseph" shows up and tells you what the error message is. Error Joseph is drawn as a 90s coolguy with Source Engine missing texture glasses

They're remaking you for a modern audience. Yeah, sorry man. They're giving you a hyper realistic art style with no reverence for how your original color grading or art design looked. Your boss fights have new shitty mechanics and they redid all of your iconic voice acting. Your studio got laid off

game devs when a "the launch is in 10 days" walks into the room

that was super duper fun lol dialed.gg

sometimes i almost want to hastily comment on or make a joke about something that is relevant and then the "learn to sit back and observe. not everything needs a reaction" image flashes in my mind like the akira gif and i don't

what if this wasn't a joke

no they arent

browsing discussions dot unity dot com and looking up a problem i'm having, and seeing these three answers in this order: 1. "no it's not possible to do that" 2. <the solution to my problem> 3. "no it's not possible to do that" clown internet

just came up with a new type of BPM gimmick that i don't think i've ever seen in a rhythm game before #PK_GODHAND i've been around a long time. i've seen a LOT of bpm gimmicks

combat iron deficiency by eating this tungsten cube

Does this count as a #screenshotsaturday post? At long last, demo 2 of my touhou-themed, MSU-1 using hack is about to release. I'll have it up on monday for SMWCentral Creativity Convention (C3). Here's a preview of one of the new stages. #thsmw

british people aren't real i heard one say "im absolutely cabbaged right now, i am buttered" why is bro a 4-course meal 😭

born to survive forced to score

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

vs code will give you a passive aggressive "hey this action can be simplified" two dots notification then you hit quick fix and it will use the quong jork blimbo operator from C# dotnet 9¾ and then you go back into unity to run the game and unity will be like "what the fuck are you talking about"

i am super ultra great delicious wonderful tired y'all

getting into Ridge Racer has helped me to understand the core appeal of arcade-style racers and why it's sad when the market is underserved they're for people who like the sense of speed, enjoy improving at challenges of execution over time, and - crucially - do not actually give a shit about cars

weird little men who can't do anything but take over the world i guess #art #fanart #crashbandicoot

why does nobody seem to know where the nintendo character bowser got his name

Hear that [666BPM SPEEDCORE POP] in the distance? That's the rapidly approaching [666BPM SPEEDCORE POP] of a new era and new adventure. We look forward to your return. BLAZING FIST FROM THE HEAVENS: 2/7 PROJEKT GODHAND 1.0: 2/28 #PK_GODHAND www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kkQ...

screenshake is actually more distracting the higher the framerate. higher values of screenshake are much easier to look at if the screen only shakes at 30fps, even if the game runs at 60 or 120 120fps screenshake can be nauseating if overused lmao

why do i even bother updating vscode, i swear every time some part of the toolchain breaks in a stupid way, now every file is suddenly "Not Part of the Open Workspace" and it's breaking all sorts of things like syntax highlighting

out of context noisz story spoiler discussion

game dev interaction from last year i just remembered me: "i increased how much damage the skull does" @itgalex.bsky.social: "why??" me: "HE'S A SKULL!!!" idk my justification doesn't seem that insane to me but he was laughing about it for several minutes

They should make more stories that start by dudes named gaius making deals with mysterious entities to create the soul sucking machine 9000 the ones we have are pretty good

WHAT LMFAO the way you CAN'T OPEN YOUR OWN PROJECT FILES anymore in 2027 is DIABOLICAL, i hope the entire company explodes in a ball of fire and all the source code is leaked

At machine girl show in London. Goreshit opened, was hype

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

1cc'd dodonpachi 1-all today

Introducing polymorphite: a new rhythm-dodging game with a focus on story and RPG-like character building mechanics. Dive into the system to uncover the dark secrets behind the Serenade Serial Murder case, and what it means to be "human". A demo will release later this year. Thank you for waiting.

i love minijacks

pokemon gen 1 resprite #pixelart #pokemon

i just ate some BULLLLSHIT

no. 1 princess in the world if anyone cares

Anyways. Back to do original stuff And do more of that #UKGarage idea I had in mind #Ableton

whatever. object detection cyber bullshit in my little sorcery roguelike #indiegame

Dude I Heard This Star is Intended to be Accessible to Newcomers and Yet Appealing to Veterans Also

In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead

Old scale pop'n 25s got hands

The shmups practice has definitely been paying off haha, last year at mag I got my shit rocked by this and had to credit feed the entire way, this time I got the 1cc first try on cabinet. The EXA versions of these games are soooo stingy compared to steam ver so you aren't allowed many mistakes

game development

mario would throw this away because he's great at avoiding baddies

games can take you to realms beyond imagination, like Dairy Queen

moving cabs around at magfest be like

Lots of possibilities.