Blast Away the Witnesses

Lil' Penguin Lost to Far Right Propaganda

Hey, Are You THE 8 Red Coins? Sorry... It's Just That I'm Like, Such a Big Fan of Your Work... I Can't Believe I Found You Here!

Get With the Times! Visit Slop-Peak Island

Bowser in the Recovery Program Because You Threw Him Into a Literal Bomb Last Time You Sick Fuck

Nightcore - Big Bob-omb on the Summit (kingbobario edit)

Collect the Star of Bethlehem so The Three Wise Guys Can't Find Jesus

The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Christmas Present, and Unlocking Luigi

Due to Budget Cuts it's Just Tiny-Tiny Island Now

Find the 8 Red Coins, Then Discard Them and Draw 2 Cards

Boner in the Dark World

Get Dire Dire Socks for Christmas

They're Calling This the First Star to Really Get Down Like That

Bowser Has His Up-B From Melee Now, Good Fucking Luck

Get Hit in the Head Until You See 5 Silver Stars

Find the 8 Hours of Uninterrupted Sleep for Once

Learn the Bowser Matchup

Get in a Really Heated Debate Over a Star You've Never Even Collected

Big Boob-omb on the Sum- wait, did I just? Uhhh, WOW. Did NOT mean to say that haha, talk about embarrassing!

Explain to the Guy Who Named This Level That All Lava is Lethal Actually

Friendly reminder that in hogwarts legacy your professor eleazar fig dies no matter which ending you get and also anne was cursed by rookwood

You Can Have This One for Free But Only if You Promise to Not Do That Stupid Dance When You Touch it

Who Left All These Damn Dishes in the Sink

Luigi Collects a Star By Doing Absolutely Nothing

No Little Italian Boy Don't Go Into the Cavern it's Full of Swimmenbeasten

Find the 8 Red Coins but Also You Have to Wiggle Your Fingers Over Each One and Say "Don't Mind if I Do" Before Collecting Them

Name 100 Women

Find the 8 Red Wine Bottles Under Peach's Bed

It's Actually Koopette the Quick Now Which is Pretty Cool But You Do Still Need That Star

Explore Neutral Roger Bay and Pissed Off Roger Bay

Break up With Toad Over Pictochat

Bowser in the Boiling Milk

Under the Table at Applebee's

Toad's Honestly Pretty Valid Crashout

Peach's Castle Sliders

Tackle the Twink

how to get free mario 64 ds stars (WORKING 2005)

Li'l Penguin Lost in the Divorce

Use the Mic to Radicalise Luigi

One of the Three Toads With a Star Deleted Everything and Fled the Country I'm Sorry

Get Injured in a Bowser Stage and Sue Him for the Remaining Stars

Hot-Foot-It into the Volca- Oh My God They Actually Jumped in I Thought it Was Obvious That I Was Joking

Find 7 Red Coins Then Exit the Level For Maximum Emotional Damage on the Last One

Collect Literally Any Other Star I'm Begging You

Waluigi's Here! But Instead of Being Playable He Just Follows You Around While Spouting One-Liners

The Newest Season of the Simpsons

Forcefem with Koopa the Quick

Accept That Peach is Gone and Make Luigi the New Princess

Yoshi Commits Nothing in Particular Actually

Touch Booby Get Dizzy