Human: It’s safe for me to drink from this bottle that is clearly labeled as being for monsters…

anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this

Transphobes talk about wanting to "protect women and girls", but when was the last time you saw one jump in the way of a boss's attack and risk critical damage and possibly one or more status changes? Never, that's when. So shut up.

My writing style is to do the big, important beats first, and then the connective tissue. The connective tissue tends to be where the good jokes and weird little character moments happen. Some of the biggest revalations I've had about characters comes from these moments.

*sees pre-bottom surgery picture of my girlfriend in a chastity cage* So just that part of you was a criminal, huh? I can see why you got rid of it.

hey wanna see the most fucked thing I've ever found at a thrift store that I still regret not purchasing for this day? you don't? Well that sucks CURSE BE UPON YOU I love this painting so much I wish I had bought it

*Google searches "thank you meaning" before saying "thank you" just in case I've been mistaken about it this whole time*

Every time I feel gender euphoria, Warren Zevon singing "She was a credit to her gender!" rings through my head.

I know girls like this.

Penny? Like the farthing???

Played a version of Super Mario World where hackers tried to recreate the entire game from memory, and it turned almost every stage into the stress nightmare version of itself.

My attachment to each Nintendo franchise: 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Earthbound 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Metroid 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Star Fox 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Mario 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑 Rhythm Heaven 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 WarioWare 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Donkey Kong 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕 Kirby 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Pokémon 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 F-Zero 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌑 Zelda 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑 Fire Emblem 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Pikmin 🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Animal Crossing 🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑 Splatoon 🌕🌕🌕🌑🌑 Xenoblade

The word "Transvestite" implies that a "vestite" is anyone who wears any kind of clothes, and I'm not sure that's a thing we need a word for.

they're finally making romhacks removing the useless parts of pokemon games

important news

Here you go Smackdown October 17th 2002

Get divorced? But we're both girls! Sort of! Start of the Chapter: www.pilotside.us/comic/glowin... Start of the Book: www.pilotside.us/comic/glowin...

chaotic neutral: my pronouns are you/yours

Last night I watched "Love in the Afternoon," an OK movie that could be pulled a number of much better ways with a focused rewrite. It COULD be a screwball, Airplane!-styled movie, a proper drama, a meditation on society's gendered double standards, but it lacks that focus.

Listen I do not care if this is the author's barely disguised fetish, if they're good at their damn job it will be MY barely disguised fetish while the story lasts and perhaps afterwards

Girl who thinks she's dating people out of her league, when really she got promoted leagues and no one told her.

pinhead: we have such sights to show you guy that thinks cenobite means the same thing as cinephile: oh nice, like Rashomon or something?

Just played Valis for the Sega Genesis. Fun game, not particularly bothered that it has a PC remake that adds a bunch of incredibly graphic yuri to it.

TUBI or not TUBI? lolzzzzzz that's right THE PEOPLE'S JOKER is now available to watch for FREE on TUBI! We also just dropped a bunch of new merch at the yeyostore (check it below). It's the best day of your life!

girl who is always accessible with a button

Did John Williams steal the score from Jurassic Park from The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York?"

What if I got a full sleeve of the giant monsters the Powerpuff Girls fought?

Last night I showed my girlfriend "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure" and one of her main take-aways from it is "Every woman who is attracted to Pee-Wee is extremely beautiful, and also the most clocky cis women possible."

This is the bit I keep thinking about. I know what it is to live in the suburbs. I've stayed in places where you drive half an hour to eat at a restaurant with a spiral-bound laminated menu. I've sat through hours of small-town gossip and traffic talk. I've tried this, and I've rejected it.

vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"

Dreamt I was throwing playing cards into dry wall. Looks like it's Dirtbag Thursday.

i bet it feels so good to be drawn from a scabbard

Dreaming of making dangerous rhythm games that would tie me up in the international legal system for the rest of my life.

I love to show a group True Stories because at least one person will get really into it, and at least one person will be at least mildly offended at it's very existence.

Nothing Phoebe Cates is doing in Drop Dead Fred is a deal breaker imo

People on this website post too much dog shit, and not enough dog she/it

Since transitioning, the only person who has correctly guessed my age, did so after the internet wasn't working so I pulled out a binder full of DVDs. "Wow," she said. "It's like I'm on a date with a college student in 2004"

One time I successfully wooed a partner by talking to them about the pre-Home Movies Snyder/Bouchard kid's show Science Court

It's a Cannon Pictures double feature tonight. Bloodsport and Breakin' 2.

Accidentally told a friend that "The People's Joker" falls under free use instead of fair use.

I don't have a lot of writing advice for anyone besides this: If you get stuck on naming a character, and you decide to look up baby names? Do that shit on a burner phone or whatever. I have a linux distro installed on a Pi for when I need to do this. Otherwise you're in baby ad hell for years.

They're adding Disgaea Item Dungeons to Coke Freestyle machines you can venture 200 floors into root beer to unlock Tropical Barq's now

Yeah.

The problem with the punchline "we used to be a real country" is no we didn't.