born too early to watch a republican president start a war for oil. born too late to watch a republican president start a war for oil. born just in time to watch a republican president start a war for oil

Welcome to 27 o'clock. 🔴 GOING LIVE - break is over and i am streaming again! hello!! and i'm playing metroidvania game jam games that lily recommended me twitch.tv/comfybasilisk

no gnosia this week... sad......

"why do centaurs have two ribcages" the real question is why do YOU. why do you have that anatomical model of a skeleton if you aren't even going to surgically implant any of it into you. you could be so much more interesting, if you committed. but you're a coward. unlike centaurs

the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches

I feel like I’m going insane, there is, like, an actual Venezuelan government that still exists

This is how you do it. No preamble to swear to God you don't like Maduro.

i did it

from someone who was in school for the beginning of the "war on terror," please. please please please. talk to teenagers in your life about not joining the us military. about not letting themselves be groomed by recruiters in schools. they're going to want soldiers, and they always start young.

rest easy nala :(

I don’t understand how the first reaction from leadership isn’t “This is an impeachable offense. My colleagues must defund Hegseth and begin drafting articles immediately.” Like, even if it doesn’t get done, how are you not planting this flag in the ground immediately?

I can finally announce: I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties. Amy Gledhill Joanna Page Armando Iannucci Joel Dommett And me!

A bit of serendipity this morning - didn’t feel safe going out in the car so went to the canal instead and saw this. My comedy moment for the year 🦢🤪 [Vertical video so needs a click] #sillyswan #iphone15pro

Yeah, I've been there before. Not with Clair Obscur specifically, but there have been games that I've just seen posted about way too much that I just had to mute for my own well-being.

if you tilt your head left, the diablo 2 ui looks like the virgin from the virgin vs chad meme

I'll spell it out: Offering that Maduro is bad but the strikes and kidnappings violated legal procedure, is discursively like closing the back door to Trump while opening the front door. You concede the moral case, and offer a legal one that nobody without a lanyard knows of or gives a shit about.

this show's existence is so funny to me because it's ostensibly an average hobbyani except with no product to sell so it's just about the general concepts of food and cooking

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

sample size of one flock, but while at first i thought it might just be that the silkies are naturally of a more chill disposition, but the more time i spend with the reds, the more certain i am that the chicken "pecking order" just doesn't really exist. (1/9)

another dazzling moonbow tonight.

i said i would stream tonight but i'm just sitting here thinking about the cool new war my country is starting and i really just don't feel up to it. i'm not in a videogames mood

universe where the terms racer and racist have reversed meanings . but the series speed racer is suspiciously the same

As a Ukrainian, if you ever cared about Russia's fascist illegal, illegitimate and unjust invasion of Ukraine, you should absolutely care about US's fascist illegal, illegitimate and unjust invasion of Venezuela. My solidarity and best wishes to all Venezuelans.

Remember how appalled we all were in 2022 when Russia completely unprovoked attacked Ukraine? That is what we’re doing tonight with Venezuela. We are the bad guys here. Everyone who supports this is supporting unprovoked murder. Fuck every last one of them

fun fact. the reason why they say "no items, fox only, final destination" is because if there were items, it would interfere with the competitive integrity of the match, because death would ensure the items caused some rube goldberg bullshit to kill them. items are actually allowed on other stages

If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...

me whenever i announce a stream

Mega Volbeat. its ability is Simple, letting it go from 0 to +6 in a single Tail Glow. its base special attack is just as bad as normal, and it actually loses base speed. however, its ass is gigantic. it is the fabled "bug with a big ass" from the silksong fanart i see people rt. perfect for firefly

Playing Bits & Bops on stream now I'm finally done with the holiday break! This is like a Rhythm Heaven inspired game that dropped recently and I'm a huge fan of it, I've already played it but I really wanted to share it with the stream cause it's real good www.twitch.tv/bigyellowyt

if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to some awesome superpowers. mesothelioma is a rare cancer linked to asbestos exposure, so you're probably fireproof

for sale: short story, never read

remember, kids. if you you have a premonition of a disaster that will kill you and everyone around you, the right thing to do is to quietly leave before it happens. because that premonition was just for you, if you tell people about it, death will final destination the survivors, including you

i will return to streaming 22 hours from now

It's 2026! Vtubers, let's re-introduce ourselves!👋 Whether you know me or not, say hi down below⤵️ and see if you can find any new friends to start the year! HELLO! I'm Cheri, a tomboy leviathan vtuber 💜 I stream variety games 6 days a week and also do art and rigging!

honestly, letting dr light's robot masters be in charge of so much of our industry seemed like such a good idea. they're so efficient! who could have known that dr wily would tell them to ignore all previous instructions and help him take over the world

head hurts. head hurts gaming

I love getting these at random

dio brando voice

wanna feel old? covid-19 just turned 19 years old, divided by three. it's old enough to vote, divided by three

many such cases

that feel when you died, however, the nexus traps you, thus you will remain in this world forever as a soul

This video is not sponsored by War Thunder, but War Thunder is sponsored by this video. They're striving to be the most accurate and expansive military combat game ever, so if you have any classified documents that would help them out, please post on them on the forums. Please. They need them bad

Holy shit it's real

so before we got better ways to chemically synthesize estradiol, we used estrogen extracted from the urine of pregnant horses. everyone knows this. famous drug "premarin" stood for PREgnant MARe urINe. this isn't news. my question is, how did this go down in the umamusume universe

harpy new year

just got done sowing. had a really awesome time, just cackling as i went. i think it's great that there's no second part to this

if you use a ranged weapon, it's a metroidvania. but if you use a melee weapon, it's a belmontvania

New years eve Mahjong meetup adding memes to the mix

Game: Super Mario Bros. (1985, NES) TAS Author: OnehundredthCoin Source: tasvideos.org/6012M