ive put dogs in robots before and they never stop sonic, so i thought i would try putting dog girls in robots but wow they were way too into that

WE'RE SO BACK JAXIECELS!!! 😤😤😤

as always one must understand that when they say "women's safety" or "children's safety," they mean "protecting cis men's property from contamination or property damage." they mean "asset safety."

Oh my god I decided to buy some pineapples cause they were on sale just to dry them and now the whole kitched smells like pineapple and it's SOOOOOOOOO good

is she a fucking joke to you

I don't have any to share now, but how would the oomfs like pics of the bruises I sometimes get from work? I'm just feeling things out here, but I have a suspicion at least some of you would enjoy that. I get my ass kicked by work thanklessly except for cash. About time SOMEONE appreciated what I do

Looking for HRT? Ask Valerie. valerie.vg More information about the rebrand here valerie.vg/rebrand

Kind of crazy that most of the people that actively engage with Zizek are all subby trans girls and honestly that makes sense.

“Test subjects will receive a succession of aesthetic presentations at meal time intended to cause paranoia, actually”

I know when it's time to go to bed cause my girlfriend puts her head on my lap and starts moaning after I pet her for a while

Dragons Treasure

Listen I just really like cannibalism what can I say. aurftad.fly.dev/result/01KWC... (link for more in depth results)

1 month HRT vs 3 years HRT

🩸 Vampires *need* luxuries. It was the first lesson She imparted on you, and by *far* the most puzzling. You knew about the blood, of course. Any yokel could've told you that. The garlic, the sunlight, holy symbols... all widely known. All tools of your trade. Or they used to be, anyway.

God I need to kill Licia (dark souls 2) so bad.

What makes me quite chuffed is sometimes models go to Aczel's studio with no swordy ideas in mind, spot the weapons and decide that they really want to incorporate those in their shoots. I have zero creative control over them or these shoots, but I'm very happy to enable all the armed shenanigans.

Me: "yeah I've felt this indescribable bloodlust for years now, I just wish to break bones and rip apart skin and bones." My therapist: "hmm, interesting. Maybe breathing exercises would help" Weird girls I know from the phone: "Or you could do that to me instead 👉👈"

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

Okay, so this is gonna sound weird but I wrote a (very) short story about a self-loathing rat that’s madly jealous of the radiant human girl whose floorboards it lives under. Technically, this is toxic NTR-adjacent yuri with a bad ending. CWs are at the top of the webpage: coral.dog/post/subhuman

Defensive manoeuvres...

My girlfriend loves my retractable tummy and the way it moves...

Thank you Chinese people for giving me a kilo of fried rice for like 2 euros extra with another dish. And they stuff as much fried rice in that box as they fucking can! You can tell they've been doing this since they settled the yellow river.

Gay marriage is literally not legal in Israel and the settler-colonial regime is incredibly obsessed with natalism because queerness is seen as a dereliction of your National duty to reproduce the Nation's citizens. The chest-thumping about Israeli "tolerance" has always been a naked farce.

I mean you did say "If you're gonna be a pervert about it do it properly" which is a very exciting thing to be told as a pervert

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

😵‍💫: the poster taken by surprise, struggling to act as they've been overwhelmed by perversion 🤤: the poster, creating their own perversion, like a meal. They're in control of their own destiny.

American erp

what's the difference between art and pornography? taste, really. and this is unquestionably tasteful work. put it in your living room.

rate the whip

i really love this Maggie. Alongside "how many play partners can you keep track of" i'd like to add that i kind of see these spaces missing something, and it's pickup play. Thread where i kind of noodle on the death of pickup play in this online space and encourage you to do it, not v structured:🧵

wrote a thing in line with some of the other kink/safety/community stuff going around the past week: www.tumblr.com/magseidolia/...

A very convincing ad for lobotomies for schizophrenia patients.

I lied. This thread isn't about all my heavyweight designs, this is a thread full of beautiful women that I want to kill me in brutal but elegant fashion.

Every night I dream about JP-heavy pushing me down and violating my body with her powerful cross wields. My girlfriend is getting concerned about the fact I keep saying "n-no JP-heavy-sama, I don't have AP lead!!"

Getting really into massaging your girlfriend, cooking for her, pampering her. She thinks you're getting ready to take your relationship to the next step, and you are. You just needed to see that documentary on wagyu beef to know what that next step is.

Encouraging your girlfriend's orchiectomy and paying for it yourself. She thinks you're being supportive, but really you're just worried about boar taint ruining the meat when you decide to introduce her to your knives.

Constantly praising your girlfriend's thick thighs, reassuring and complimenting her when she puts on some extra pounds. She thinks you're being body positive. All you're thinking about is the extra moisture that cod fat will provide to the lean cuts like her shoulders and shanks.

anarcho-syndicalist lobster wants you to share, but does not have legitimate authority to force you to do so.

Welcome back to the stage of history

One more of Vali from the Bidenhander shoot.

It's finally normal temperatures again after this thunderstorm and I am going to sleep like a volcano.

asking her to finger me so i secretly learn her ring size

my husband: honey, you probably shouldn't have cake for breakfast me:

2 Panel Instant loss, except its consenting age regression... #AgeRegression #CGL

tomorrow is my last day at this job which means i am entering The Gap which means it is anxiety time

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