the thing you learn about hosting game jams is that so many people want to create but to startt they just need someone to put on a really really cute bomb collar around their neck and tell them its going off unless the game gets done. this is the mommydom asmr of artists

~ Kione Monax

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

< i dont really have any place to practice throwing knives does anyone wanna come over and i can practice on you

< the secret is it doesnt matter if im a loser or not. im still cool

all sisters are losers and this is necessary in order for them to be sisters, actually. the more of a loser they are the more of a sister they are

< trying to think of official sounding names for military stuff. dude idk

me when things are different after things happen: "a process has occurred"

< check out this pattern i've noticed appears in a lot of stories 1. things are normal/not normal 2. things happen 3. things are normal again/things have changed some parts might be missing or in a different order this says a lot about human psychology i think

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

realised today that even if you total up every single TV episode across the history of the franchise there are still less episodes of mobile suit gundam than there are of one piece. no wonder dudes who are super into one piece are like that they don't have time to watch anything else

now, i know y'all are gonna say this is just a bit, but you gotta trust me here, it ain't. anyway: @thelouvreof.bsky.social

< isnt it kinda interesting that botulism is like. you dont get infected by the bacteria, they need an anaerobic environment to grow, it's just the toxin they produce when they grow that causes botulism. the bacteria themselves dont infect you*

My understanding is that games are so crunched to hell that they usually don’t have much or any time to optimize

problematic gap between the platform and the train

alot of kink seems to build on judgement i have a hard time giving even in play like that wasnt humilating, that wasnt shameful, youre not pathetic. etc.

canine ball torture is what it's called when you pretend to throw a ball but actually are lying and didn't let go of it

Canine Behavioral Therapy

< do u think a curse requires that someone inflicted it like with conscious intent

< i think i got told there's a dog bed i can sit on and i go okay yay!! And i hear a "did she just okay yay that"

< im kinda like if a girl was puppy

< i think i actually used one of those like only numpad phones. To type. When we were way way younger

< calls my dad. Father. Father. I need your assistance. I need to transport dirt

Market capitalism is genuinely the most cruel and anti-human system to have ever existed. Like yes these questions seem so obviously correct right? So mindboggling to imagine it would not be a net benefit. But basically every time the answer is "someone high up decided it would make them less money"

but if we include RTX on we can use it as a marketing term :(( and if we design for RTX then we have to design an entirely different game for RTX off :((( isn't the marketing term worth it more than the needs of lowly poor consumers?

but that requires actually designing your game with good configurability :((( isn't it better to churn out slop for the Big Whale Buyers instead of investing money into anything actually good

< it really is fascinating that AAA game developers don't put substantially more effort into optimizing their games bc like you'd imagine that being able to run on weaker hardware very directly translates into more sales

New dating strategy just dropped

that'd be such a good girls night

< theyre cncing your dogtop in the quote retweets

this is another kind of fawn response

< fight or flight ? Wrong !! Fornicate

The hero of justice needs to get black-out drunk and whatever happens during or after that? It doesn't count.

half of the top few replies start with “brother”, “my friend”, and “homie”

< we're having some troubles with my webcam

< awawawa gm

< okay actually i think i need a snack before bedtime im kinda puppy hungry

< gay puppy

they crunchfucked my dog

< we're having some troubles with my webcam

"Holy mantle popped" sounds like a euphemism for taking an angel's virginity.

🌑MY ASS BRUISE DOES NOT LOOK LIKE KARL MARX WHY HAVE MULTIPLE INDEPENDENT PEOPLE SAID IT LOOKS LIKE KARL MARX

warning

Ive never seen the back sprite for this Unown and I could cry he's just a bong

so,, what are you gonna do?

mothgirls kinda scare me because it implies that there'd be other types of bug girls. such as fly girls. and what if a gangsta tried to diss a fly girl. you'd have to give 'em one of these *I try to do the thing from the simpsons but I trip when I reach for the shotgun*

lmao i looked at r/arcaea last night. go off dude