@cordeliathewitch.bsky.social happy birthday again songbird.

CW: depressive episode, self-medicating via alcohol, incredibly bleak worldview, self-isolation

Reminder that not only am I kind of funny but I am also kind of cute <3

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I have people actively attempting to give me at least one of five new kinks that i dont have and i just wanna know why?!

i considered making a version of this to be about kione, but honestly, nearly everything kione does should probably be credited to handler anyways

Ive decided that being AB positive blood type and not having a blood kink is like being really tall but not liking basketball. Im sorry for letting yall down.

People have said this is a vampire ass statement and i just wanna clear that up rq. Am I: Simultaneously alluring and repulsive to society Possessed of the weariness of many more decades than it it appears i have ever lived Able to make people terrified that i will somehow produce more of me 1/3

The only jobs puppygirls should have to worry about are paw jobs am i right fellas?!

Animal taxonomy is super cool because if you dig down deep enough you discover that there is no such thing as a fish even though everybody knows what a fish is.

PACKMATES [Oneshot] [I hope] Handlers are in the business of breaking people, and creating dogs in their stead. They hold utter dominion over the essence of their subjects, or so they think. But what if a rebel already is not alone in her mind, even before a Hound is carved from their psyche?

Evangelicals are the single greatest threat to continued life on this planet and I am not kidding.

Cuck with fomo is this anything? send skeet

I love your fit btw. You look great.

Cute shit is cute

Capitalism is kind of a "bad end" that happens when you're born

Guys keep me in your thoughts The mechanic found a lump on my truck nuts.

I wanted to fly to monaco, but when I got off the plane, I was in Germany. I guess using Air Italia was a mistake.

Swirly eyes are so cool i wish hypnosis was real

we need to normalize revolutions again

I have considered the implications of premarin in the umamusume world and would like to un-consider them now, thank you.

I tell everybody i know who has read Warhound these 4 things to read next if they want a glimpse of what you can do in the space: MURDERHOUND FLOWERBLOOM ANGELS OF THE KILLING HYMN HEKATES CALL If YOU have not read one or more of these... Please do they are so good trust me

Oh sure EVERYBODY wants a bdsm robot gf until all of a sudden they realize that I had to avoid programming Asimovs laws of robotics into them and now everybody thinks they are "dangerous" and a "hazard" and "killed that one person"

Being from the USA is writing this after you find out your country bombed a school and killed 50 kids only to have that number be almost 2.5 times that much a day or two later and you are stuck wondering how many of them you killed by paying taxes and not doing enough.

If Leo gains a neutron he becomes an isopope

Its funny that i have gotten more compliments for my hair with my roots like this than when they were fresh dyed. Idk, fam.

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It sure is weird how, when I was young, so many people told me there's absolutely no reason to study history or philosophy, and now there's a conveyor belt of cranks and charlatans who use bad philosophy and misinterpret history to push bigoted agendas. What a weird coincidence

I realize I never posted the unhinged shirt I had printed last year 🤣

uhhh oh my god

Heres my million dollar idea. Its called reservoir puppies and its about the reservoir dogs gang as kids but they still say fuck a lot.

"But isn't it ok for the U.S. to use force to stop evil?" WE ARE EVIL. Don't you get it?! We aren't "God's righteous soldiers", we are his MURDERERS!

Based

👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 🥺 👉👈 👉👈 👉👈 Biblically accurate bottom

America has a god and its name is War.

"Moloch! Solitude! Filth! Ugliness! Ashcans and unobtainable dollars! Children screaming under the stairways! Boys sobbing in armies! Old men weeping in the parks! Moloch! Moloch! Nightmare of Moloch! Moloch the loveless! Mental Moloch! Moloch the heavy judger of men!"

There's a noise inside my head And it goes like this: War Endless war

2026 will not be my year. It probably will be the year that ultimately breaks me. So I have that to look forward to.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

It was twenty-four hours later, and I hadn't made my way back to Desdemona's hideout. I hadn't even made it more than a city block. Amal gave pursuit, and the wound she'd inflicted gave her an easy means of tracking me as I fled. I should've died. I didn't. Some fraction of me needed to survive.

This poetry hits me real hard yall. This is really good its really close to how it feels some days. Just. Agonizing to care sometimes. I wish it didnt have to be like this. Im just. Its a lot. This poem is going to stick with me for a while though. Please read it. Please.

me today and well,, every single day of my life, really

that;s life babey

"Three Savage Divines" For @queerivy.bsky.social @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social and myself 💜💜

Sharing because i fucking love john blanche are goddamn