How do you "HAAAAAAAAH?!" in low gothic?

I have been convinced by people to write the "super cancer live to die bleak mecha" so i gies im ffffffffucking gonna!

Me in the real world: IT professional that is asked by her boss to tackle weird issues that require some research because i have gained a reputation as being good at these things Me online: what the fuck kinda mentall illness does this bitch even have?!

Oh yeah, home skillet is finished

this is how getting into mechsplo coming from a standard mecha headspace has been feeling

Oh shit yeah thats the vibe. I need it. I will learn to sew for this.

I am the pretty guardian who fights for love and justice. Love is the law! love is the will!

transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.

This is it this is the vibe yes correct

Im glad yall are here. Im glad i am here. We made it this far. Lets keep climbing. I love you all.

Its me and my best friend:

Transition is hard when it shouldnt be. Its not exaggeration to say its often traumatic. But i have not and will never regret this because despite all the pain i live for the first time ever and i would endure all of it again from an even earlier age if i could. Worth every tear and drop of blood

Learning how to be a person is harder than learning about albertus magnus and his whole occult philosophy.

Different hair color but actually pretty close.

Is it my fault my 7 month old lab puppy is so bougie she wont stay down for a nap unless theres white noise on because she associates that sound with "sleep"? Probably Will i ever accept responsibility for it? No. I will instead blame her for being a weird dog and keep my reputation spotless.

This Trans Day of Remembrance taking a short break from mourning the dead to think about how much of a miracle it is that I survived all of this shit and how us supporting each other and fundamentally changing the social relations of our society are the only ways we Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

My toxic trait is that sometimes i say "we" when i mean to say "i" and its not like in a system way but in a "im stupid and forget words sometimes" way.

Sword magic in a machine gun era never fails to hit

:v

This is a correct taxonomy of cat

Now im not saying i sell pics but also im pretty proud of the boobs ive grown so its not hard to see em if youre nice about it.

I remember this commercial andni remember going "damn i wish real life worked like that" and my parents still say there were no signs.

I am once again thinking about the meowing biting tism nuns

Niche porn from real human artists holds up half the sky or whatever it is mao said

NIXON: Hank, is there any reason we need to listen to these Ulthwé [expletives] KISSINGER: They are an important buffer state on the Eye of Terror. NIXON: So was Cadia and look at how well that [expletive] turned out!

Maybe *you lot* want to escape samsara? Me? I wanna stay because im a lil freak like that.

The sodium duck cometh

I am super good at disinformation ask me anything

However dumb you think America is right now? Well, sorry to say but it is dumber than that.

Aw shit she got the 501st approved darth vader fit you know she makes decent money and makes questionable decisions Art by @mikuneki.bsky.social

Smithers, check this mans hard drive.

Me who has neither autism nor cptsd: "i relate to everything but these two specific things therefore this isnt about me"

Feral appalachia is being roused from its long slumber

"As Del emotionally reveals that Marie has been dead for eight years, I think: 'You wouldn’t have had to relive all that if you’d just gotten an eagle.' Sometimes, I wonder whether I even like this movie anymore."

There is a third type and that type is my friend Justin who, yearly, edits dog the bounty hunters wiki page to say that he died from "ballsack skin disease"

a man was on public transit & realized he had left his watch at home. As he was cutting it real close to his work time he turned to the nearest person & asked if they had the time. To his surprise it was a little gnome standing next to him. i'm talking beard, tights, pointy hat, the whole 9 yards 1/

typa shit im on

Wheeeeeeee

Eros Thanatos ❤️‍🔥 #TransTuesday

Real

Call me ryloth the way i got a day side and a night side. Cuz. Cuz like.... okay so in the old EU ryloth was tidally locked and...

DYING

I wonder if my friends who convinced me to get a bluesky because they liked my humor in the friendgroup discord look at my current, unhinged, posting habits and privately think "we made a mistake"

Ok but imagine a IWW style Sith propaganda poster saying "we have nothing to lose but our chains"

My favorite thing about medieval dialogues is that they are all basically the same thing as "I have depicted your opinion as the soyjack and myself as the chad" but in latin.

sorry everyone, i knocked Cloudflare offline. my fault, sorry!! i tripped and knocked over that wall of lava lamps they have and apparently it took the whole system down

for the last time. i am not turning into a horrible jealous dragon. the "scales" on my belly are extremely itchy and painful. why haven't i been scratching? because i have tremendous force of will. put down your phone. who were you texting. do you like her more than me