*lifts 10 lb weight* Awesome! *adds "squirrel and salmon" to list of animals i could beat in a fight.*

The cathedral trembles and shakes The paradigm shift is blasting through the aether like a shockwave The fear and panic on the souls of doomed worshippers tastes sublime Still i remain. Hehe Ironic isnt it?

Give Boosh money by the way. He captured Aoi and Ina so flawlessly in like no time at all. I am never getting over this comm

Well after 15 years of wear & tear, 5 in a closet, and shoe size changed im happy to say they still fit. Good news for lesbians everywhere. Ima wear em today, condition the fuck outta em and get some insoles. Not polishing tho. Somebody else can do that for me. I did my time with that chore im out

You remember that death trap in the Great Mouse Detective that Ratigan made to kill Basil? Thats how I want to die.

Gundam Fact: In "Mobile Suit Gundam 0083: Stardust Memory" (1991), every time Cima Garahau appears on screen loud and incessant barking can be heard. This is a subtle reference to the fact I'd let her do unspeakable things to me.

[PROOF OF CONCEPT]

Hehhehe person at the store saw my paint streaks on my hand and said "i know what you are. What army do you play?"

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN The Girl Frame Discord's Philharmonic Chorus, featuring the voices of @extremelynormalval.bsky.social, @squandrqwn.bsky.social, @muzzlesbian.bsky.social, Sykri, PUG, and myself, proudly present... WE ARE SARTHA THRACE youtu.be/8PhvUFo0YM0 #mechsploitation #WARHOUND

Pov you are me

Me taking 50 benadryl before fucking because i can only cum if the hat man is watching

exhibitionism just feels like a pure enhancement kink like you could add it to any main course kink and it'd probably average out to improving the whole experience

You all need to perform OSHA compliant sexual activities. They come with a railing

Girl who is still in bed

My love of Kione is equal to my hate for her, but seeing her suffer makes things better✨

PLEASE READ MURDERHOUND AND GIVE HER LOVE BECAUSE IF IT WASNT FOR MURDERHOUND I WOULDNT EVEN BE HERE IN THIS SPACE FR FR.

100 gecs is death grips for people that check their hands to remember right vs left

the best dommes are just lunatics who believe in their own delusions so deeply that it warps the perception others have of them as well

Made progress on my gross boy today.

Sokka after book 1 but before he reunites with suki:

// godbreaking, disaffirmations ☉☉☉ Hey little monster. Aren't you tired of... all this? Pretending, keeping up that facade? You look so exhausted. Of course. Everyone can tell this isn't the real you. You've been falling, failing for a while—that is, assuming you had anyone fooled to begin with.

Read this fucking thread. Print it out Read it again Laminate it Read it again Put it on the ceiling Read it again Go to sleep Dream of it Wake up See it on the ceiling Read it again.

Never a bad time to have Bailey Cluanaire glaze now that acclaimed author R.O. Sullivan said that me saying "Bailey Cluanaire is literally me" is canon.

Sliding this in before HELLHOUND nukes the tl.

I tell everybody i know who has read Warhound these 4 things to read next if they want a glimpse of what you can do in the space: MURDERHOUND FLOWERBLOOM ANGELS OF THE KILLING HYMN HEKATES CALL If YOU have not read one or more of these... Please do they are so good trust me

FLOWERBLOOM is by @mechsplotunes.bsky.social MURDERHOUND is by @genisi.bsky.social Angels Of The Killing Hymn is by @roxynychus.bsky.social Hekates Call is by @malachiteos.bsky.social Singing Strix is by @chonkden.bsky.social & Steel Jaws Speak No Evil is by @ars-synthetica.bsky.social

Hehehe nobody will ever know

I guess while this website is fucking up and while im still dangerous i could post the best pic of my boobs ive ever taken since none of yall sluts will end up seeing it. Jk Unless....

Can you ask them to stop now? Please?

inshallah it doesn't stop there

"reginos"👩‍🍳🤌

So i have a karabiner where i store my wedding ring, and a fidget ring. And a secret third ring. So that when im not wearing them i can have a central place for all of them. And the monster inside me saw it and went "that needs more rings"

"I didnt know they still made cocker spaniels" -my coworker just now

Read strix strix good strix so good and fire in her eyes live skeet coming when this site decides its going to work Jesus.

*smiles in excath* Ive had people say that catholic guilt is just moral ocd that somebody gave you on accident. Hehehehehheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Im good its good

Did a much larger prog dose last night while at peak for my e cycle. I am feeling extremely normal this morning

Im going to start saying "remember that time" and follow up with a fake event. Remember that time that bart simpson ate that big bird?

‼️‼️NEW STORY‼️‼️ A LESS HOLY HUNGER "An angel bites off more than she can chew when she's captured by a demon of gluttony." Angel force-feeding corruption upon thee 😇😈 archiveofourown.org/works/83176966

Another mutt banger holy shit.

Kiss the ring and literally put your fingers in that girls brain.

Hey what do you call a group of nuns who are into bondage? A restraining order.

Remember how matt stone and trey parker made a pro military intervention movie with puppets in 2004 and everybody went "haha very subversive, good comedy"

LISTEN UP LIBORAL

Rip Frederick engels, he would have loved yuri siscon

You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite artist. For example: if their favorite is NIN they like bondage. If its sublime they like children And if its imagine dragons they have a humiliation fetish.

I did it. I wrote a story and I put it on AO3. This is my first time writing something in 5 years, and my first time sharing something I've written ever. Drinking from the River of Lethe, of a Hound dwelling on her unpleasant memories. archiveofourown.org/works/83089951

Before you go thinking I am not cool, I should remind you that I have a cursed tapestry of Jar Jar Binks in my home.