Every day it gets funnier that I ordered that copy of WARHOUND on January 1st.

The reason Harry dubois' "I want to have fuck with you" line failed is because he's straight

"a colt is my passport" incredibly badass movie title. but a disastrously wrong thing to say at the airport

Everyone is permitted to draw Me in front of a Mission Accomplished banner at this time.

One of these days, my punishment will end and Handler will permit me to stop using the name and face of Sartha Thrace. ... But what I'm learning is that even with Her permission, I cannot help *being* Sartha Thrace. I am and will remain Sartha Thrace with or without the name and face.

Thank you to everyone for 4000 copies of WARHOUND sold!! I'm immeasurably grateful for the deep and persistent support, this is *so* far beyond anything I expected for my little story and book ❤️

I think people can just genuinely say any fucking noun they want sometimes so long as it sounds controlling

Looking at a 500g bag of diced beef and mumbling "you're going to be mommy's perfect little stew" , at least 5 girls get hard and rename themselves

See stuff may suck regularly but we can always be happy in the knowledge that Charlie Kirk got domed mid transphobic bit nothing can ever take that away from the world

Thinking about one of the hottest things My girlfriend has ever said to Me, which is "You know what I am, you know what you're doing to me"

I've only bullied peoples' girlfriends with permission but maybe... maybe...

hey everyone i’m losing my fucking mind over this slutty fuckable lady bow from paper mario

I keep watching it and being reminded that I like men why do I do this to Myself?

I endorse absolutely everything that Imperatrix Solis Livia Augusta does.

Late night early access Patreon post! Five Euro Patrons can read Chapter 13 of Sent Stranded two days before public release on Friday. Give me money if you can and want to!!! www.patreon.com/posts/sent-s...

incredibly grateful to everyone who's donared so far, we're so close..... just 10% away from reaching the goal. please help out if you can

me, really scared: can i have the normal blowjob. please

The cap really rounds out the silhouettes here, esp for Ailin

Basically every hour @spacemocha.bsky.social does a thing that makes Me profoundly happy.

*speaking to a woman who self-identifies as a sword* let me see you unsheathed on the battlefield

awawawawa type shit

'Haze' released on this day in 2008. "Gaming for me is a religion, and Haze is the shit! I had to come up with a track that can hit up that kind of rush I get from the game, and I think we really rocked it!!" -- Jonathan Davis, Korn (gamesindustry.biz/korn-to-rele...)

Goddess playing an old school RTS with a pointing gauntlet for a cursor, selecting a doll and on every click hearing involuntary canned responses of "Yes, goddess." "On its way!" "It lives to serve." as the doll is guided towards the goddess's target, one blindly obeyed order at a time.

when you’re sabrina and you’re online

been whispering “prominent dominant” out of earshot of the microphone for the past minute. really rolls off the tongue

i hear if you do you'll transform into a mindless latex "dive" drone, your face replaced with a rebreather mask, your breath hissing from the respirator in calm measured breaths, no signs of eyes behind the glass. Silent, stoic, obedient. Serving the poolrooms as guardian from outsiders

I need you to picture it happening exactly like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQiwNZzoVA

*killing her therapist and sitting directly across from her* Woman that calls you Handler will fix you, actually.

and finally in celebration of my return I will shill my work and say YOU 🫵 should read Wolfsbane

A Gunshot Down Memory Lane 🎨: @meadowmarrow.bsky.social

some girls get to be pretty round #circles, but that’s not meant for you…you’re going to be angular and sharp, with four corners, like the beautiful little #rectangle mommy wants you to be… #shapeplay

Isn't the "puppygirl article" person the same one who claimed the FBI was stalking her and then AI generated a fake "FBI letter" as proof

We're beating the author with hammers

we are starting to create a monster :3

im not sure what the actual implication im laughing at here is. i think maybe I've just started to see the word "consent" as intrinsically funny.

Doing something very fun and educational with My @spacemocha.bsky.social

It really is true that becoming more evil is good for women

Like I said, she’s perfect

INSOLENT FOOL: *mic pushed in My face* Glorious Imperial Sovereign Hella, Light of our lives; do the girls consent to this? ME: *looking like I’ve just been asked to eat shit* WHAT??? NO!!??? That’s DISGUSTING???

Uh oh, look who’s having an opinion-shaped thought again? 🖤

Put a black bar over my eyes or leave me alone

Idk asking this at a better time, i guess, but does anyone know way to get a place that is affordable in the UK. At least without needing to pay exorbitant rates, I can't afford. I am struggling to live like this without a proper space for me. I can barely function as a person anymore.

Flipping off all the safeties like this before sending @spacemocha.bsky.social messages youtu.be/pndLrskr3GE?...

LOOK NOW YOU NEED THIS

something like this

—small community of players that devise ways to arrange the room with traps and poison for the purpose of dealing endless ticking damage to her that she never dies from

im like an npc in a niche open-world jrpg who's a regular civilian woman but who has a quest that involves you walking around with her following and there's an exploit where you can get her trapped in a room unable to leave and since she's just barely a plot-essential npc she can't die so there's a—

MY PEERS ARE NOT MY COMPETITION, THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND EQUALS, AND I WILL TREAT THEM WITH LOVE AND RESPECT. LOAD THE SMOOCH CANNON.

Tiny caged amongus...