Mommy who makes sure i brush my teeth and shower and do my shot and brush my hair and stretch and eat enough and drink enough water and stick to a bedtime and don't spend too much time on screens and take my pills and regularly try to induce lactation and also she could tell me when im allowed to cu

I love that the entire month of October has been entirely taken over by Halloween…but I think we could stand to encroach a little into November too you know? It always disconcerted me how Halloween builds up, hits hard, and then vanishes, sometimes within less than a day.

When you walk in on me hanging out with my friends

Today I said golly in front of my therapist and she stopped the session to ask “did you just say golly?”

i almost felt bad for the mage in my final fantasy tactics run who died on every single turn of the final fight so i could revive her and cast lich to bait the ai into killing her again until i decided that she's totally into it and couldn't be happier

Work called me and asked if they could take the night off 😭

the lesbian gondola #aerti

Resisting the urge to vague post: I’m so sad y’all. I miss the lady I was talking to. Haven’t heard a word since Monday and I worry she’s lost interest.

for $100 a videogame better make me pregnant

Don’t let me catch any of you fellow trans folk caping for chic fil-a tf is wrong with u Inb4 “no ethical consumption under capitalism” that shit’s for like paying rent not chicken sandwiches

stoned as fuck just listening to the fitgirl installer music

your version of sex is sex my version of sex is being a 6 inch tall doll girl and being picked up and overstimulated and doted on by a large woman

⚠️ A cautionary tale about witchy workplace safety. 💦

MEMEEMEMEMEMEMEME MEEEEEE

Lesbianism was invented by big yearning to sell more sad girls

Going to have pizza for the third night in a row. That should do it!

Work is over.

I was wrong yall. Sleeping did not make me feel better.

Sad in a profoundly lesbian way.

Sg1 seems fun but FUCK I hate the squealing sound the stargate makes when they go through it.

This doesn’t look anything like the inside of Tom Brokaw’s house.

Who put all this blood in my nose?! Surely additional investigation will reveal the answer >.>

Okay but be honest, if you COULD shoot some sorta bolt or beam or some other such energy blast from your hands how much use would you get out of that on a day to day basis?

I think I would count carousing among my interests. Especially where extra experience points are involved.

You may be asking why I haven’t posted any art in a while! The answer would be: …because I haven’t done any in a while! Gonna try and fix that this weekend!

I like posting like some sorta wizard on here. Especially when I get drunk and my inhibitions are lowered. It feels very much like what my kind of wizard would be doing in her downtime.

Take the empty spaghetti sauce jar, put the leftover spaghetti in it! I just taught you a spell that will unmake a dish you would have had to do.

Every once in a while I notice that lila’dette doesn’t have ears on the side of her head and I feel all sorts of things, but then I remember the bunny ears and that makes it all better.

Got distracted by mmo Halloween time! Everyone make sure you have fun in your various mmo halloweens!!

….I got nothing right now but just you wait!!

It looks like tonight is going to be one of those posting nights! I hope most of them are bangers :3 Let’s watch!

200+ followers seems like too much. I need a tool that sorts through it and tells me how many of them are people who actually saw my posts, checked my profile and wanted to see more. I’m pretty sure most of it is bots and people trying to advertise to me

At some point in the past I decided being wrong was bad and I should never do it online where people can see. But I’m wrong all the time when people can’t see, so why bother hiding it I guess?

I made myself some spaghetti :3

I would really like some spaghetti 🥲

Masamune Shirow, 1997

I love saying “oh my goodness, bless my hole!”

I get to see cows on my drive to work every day. That’s nice🥹

Hmmmm…

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Call me STEM the way I need more women in me