i was cooking but what are the odds this will ever be relevant again

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around to reveal tears welling in his eyes, feelings clearly hurt by what was only intended to be a lighthearted jab] oh fuck

Mother who rapes her daughter before marrying her off because she doesn't think the new husband deserves her daughter's virginity

Closing this loophole so that if she wants incest content, she has to make it herself 😇

Girl who accidentally calls out her mom's name during sex x girl who purposely calls out her girlfriend's mom's name during sex

Mom who gives a gold star to the daughter that gave her the best head that night

Tim Heidecker Wants to Make Infowars the Premier Destination for Trans Comedy

Need to hook up with a girl 10 years younger than me who looks 10 years older than me for maximum effect when she calls me "mommy"

guy labeled 'level one fucktoy' in sex rpg: oh noooo my stats are sooo low what will happen if i run into perhaps a studly werewolf level 50 werewolf: a level 1 fucktoy? level 50 werewolf: i can find way better fucktoys elsewhere level 50 werewolf: [leaves] level 1 fucktoy: level 1 fucktoy: hey

Goodnight, bluesky. The girl isn't always good at taking care of herself, but she's learning 💞

The fucked up thing about the history of medical care for trans people post-WW2 is that you'll learn about some guy who tortured and abused and sexually exploited a bunch of vulnerable women, and then have to begrudgingly admit he was more humane and compassionate than the previous guy

I had trouble starting transition because I didn't want to be perceived as "a man in a dress." Which is ironic, because the whole genderfluid/DID situation means that sometimes I kinda am a guy in a dress, but I still *look* like a woman, so it's fine

don't waste your life wishing someone else lived it 💜

Imagine, if you will, a trans woman who is completely uninterested in and unaffected by validation from men. Truly a transmedicalist's worst nightmare

As a trans lesbian who got started on DIY, jerks off a lot, doesn't want bottom surgery, and gets turned on by my own reflection, I'm basically Blanchard's worst nightmare

I'm AGP-maxxing

"would my life have been better if i'd been born [X]?" meaningless question. you could not have been born any other way than you were. if a [not X] child had been born in your place, their life may or may not have been "better", but they wouldn't be you either way

I try to explain this to people often when they ask how I don't get caught up in regret for not coming out sooner or distress at not being born cis: I consider it a meaningless question and a waste of my energy. I only get this life, and I won't spend it wishing sometime else lived it.

If I weren't dirt poor I'd probably become the kind of girl to put on sleazy outfits and jerk off to how hot I am in them

SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?" 1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff." 2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone." 3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

Typing the words "butch femboy" into the new post field and getting instantly assassinated by a time traveller because the timeline where I hit "post" led to a discourse so toxic and all-consuming that it set off WW3

I don't usually bother to comment on discourse because it's a total waste of emotional energy, but people getting mad at Hasan Piker for glibly saying it's cool to rob museums is so fucking stupid, man Cognition isn't a disease, but politics wonk brain sure is

A cigarette lighter is a kind of snuff toy. You conjure a little flame sprite to dance before you, and then snuff her out when you get bored 💕

Kink is so integral to queer identity and culture

BRB, becoming a RETVRN guy for tech logos

you really gotta be careful about what moves your pokemon learns

It’s what a daughter is for

It's like the universe handed you a victim and told you it's always ontologically virtuous to abuse her

There are girls who are just the right combination of fucked-up and self-actualised that being really, vindictively (consensually) cruel to them is genuinely good for them psychologically, and I just think that's beautiful

Goodnight, bluesky. Incestuous snuggles are peak 💖

Dyke who identifies as an 'Ethical Rapist' because the dumb sluts she takes in and moulds into her perfect brainless cocksleeves really are just better for it. More useful. More attractive. More content.

I'm a firm believer that you cannot be a truly moral person if you believe yourself to be "a good person." The entire idea is far too simplistic and binary. Even if you live up to your own standards, what if you don't meet someone else's? Are they "a bad person" for accusing you of wrongdoing?

KINKTOBER DAY 24 - MIRROR if I had a clone I would fuck me... but can you blame me?

One of the big challenges of DID is learning to trust these other parts of you, because they're you. And that can be hard when they sometimes do things you might not approve of. But the brain-bending truth is you both do and don't approve of it, and that's why parts of you are in conflict

When you start paying attention to your body and your feelings, food really does become like a buff item in a video game. Eat this burger for +50% depression resistance for three hours

The healing power of fried potatoes

everyone I know is drowning we pretend not to see it, as the water rises everyone can see it. i can barely keep my own head above the surface, so how can i help them? everyone I know is drowning my head is underneath the surface. everyone can see it. they pretend not to notice.

silently hoping that i'll be okay i can't breathe my chest is heavy with all this water i fight my way to the surface, this time everyone that I know is drowning. her head is underneath the surface we pretend not to see it. you shouldn't help others before putting your own oxygen mask on.

Getting autosexual with it (frotting with my reflection)

If you ever find yourself wondering why it’s so much easier to get traction on porn than on sfw art, at the base of it, it’s really just that for art to get passed around, it has to make the viewer have a feeling, and horny is a feeling. One of the easiest to make humans experience too!

lol #nsfwart #nsfwartist #commsopen

snuffbait? i think you mean autogurophilia...

dubcon the closer to a full moon the harder it is to be around your werewolf GF, her inhibitions start lowering and her libido gets higher, by the day there's gonna be a full moon she'll take you right there in the store whether you like it or not

it doesn't help that she gets stronger, and faster, and can follow your scent able to track you down and take her bitch on her knot over, and over, and over you're never getting away but you signed up for this~ and werewolves mate for life

I'm also a big fan of high femme with matte black lipstick on her cock

butch dyke with glitzy sparkly lipstick on her cock btw