top or bottom? um well actually haha... im a [remembers virginity is a regressive anti-feminist social construct] huge fucking loser

I would kill any number of men for an unflattering picture of a dog

LET ME TELL YOU CHAT, I AM AN INVALID FUCKUP WHO COULD ONLY MAKE IT TO ONE CANVASS, AND IT STILL FEELS GOOD ENOUGH TO ACT LIKE A SORE WINNER ABOUT IT CHAT. YOU SHOULD JOIN THE DSA AND BE ANNOYING ABOUT IT. THE ONLY BETTER FEELING THAN WINNING IS TO CARRY DEFEAT TO TERM AND SO GIVE BIRTH TO VENGEANCE

chipt4t.bandcamp.com/album/celest... do it! listen, love it, support it!! me and at least 20 other queers put a lot of work into this, and all proceeds go to a great cause. 💋✨️

I speak only truths the heart wants to hear whisper sweet nothings while holding her near 😌

delaying driving back because leaving sucks it's fucked up Dr. Strange didn't give me the time stone 😔

I’m gonna miss @i.am.spooni.sh y’all 😭

Body Double is a great (and silly) movie.

"im a sardine, in a can!'

Raleigh NC is just dykes, I am realizing

everyone is valid until I’m a she/it hrt surgery femboy and suddenly we aren’t doing identity validation anymore

lol lmao

this girl doesnt even know about the glow in the dark pussy snorkel

also: sign language interpreters are fucking awesome

woman having a wonderful time 😌

TOTAL CANADIAN CULTURAL VICTORY

*interrogator voice* we have ways of making people like you pregnant...

is she an "early bird"? (got the worm)

I can't get up to get the remote to tell Netflix that I'm still watching the Tomb Raider series 🥲

FUCK

women are like cats, in that I don't want to disturb them when they're on my lap 🥲

"it's been zero days since it discoursed in the porn channel"

*close up image of blood running on flesh* chat this was so awful :D 🥰🥰🥰 it was like 9/11

"just pick up the 200lb sandbag, it's easy"

new interstitial circle of hell where the whole thing is just the soft drink fountain area at a fast-food restaurant, where people stagger around putting ill-engineered plastic tops on cups and putting the straws in them right there instead of moving on and also grabbing handsful of too-thin napkins

women are like cats, in that I don't want to disturb them when they're on my lap 🥲

I feel immense peace holding someone and just existing in the moment

@maddiegreenheart.bsky.social yard is full of native flowers and plants and it's so beautiful 😭 there are so many little bumble bees 😭😭

“Don’t laugh at me” lmao

impacting fresh faith piercing, not good, but feels fucking great. this is forbidden knowledge

"idk, I just know a lot of stretchy bitches" - @maddiegreenheart.bsky.social , on EDS

"why are you causing psychic damage to me while jerking me off"

Breathless in Maddie's basement, but because I struggled to hoist the 200lb sandbag 🥲

they're saying she's the sauciest white girl in the kmart

I should finish electro on my face before I consider getting my lips pierced... gfdi

I'm gonna fuckin find out, I guess

to me, it's just an anniversary

is 20mg of e too much? I don't wanna waste this, but the vial is fucked and this is all that's left in that vial 😂

new Studio Killers

today, today, today! I gotta drive so much 😤

new favorite skit channel, I think. lmfao

also, if you haven't, you should listen to some of her music. Starlane Stroll and Blackhole Blitz are bangers.

thank you weird trans women

My feelings about TADC are pretty mild, other than being thrilled that Gooseworx made something big. I'm always jazzed when women hit it big and their life circumstances improve drastically. also, Lil Runmo and Elaine the Bounty Hunter.

i'm not "eating my feelings" ~idiot~ those are already inside me

scrotemoid affliction tshirt

Body Bag would be a beautiful name for a woman