left-balled thinkers are more inclined to do math or smthn right-balled thinkers more inclined to egg press when sitting down

financial slumps hurt my ball

creative slumps hurt my soul

I have a structured daddy issues and I need dad now call baybee dadsworth 877 dads now

isn't that so spesh...?

i drew a self portrait,,

cram it, wad

kusarigama my beloved

Nioh is really good, I can't believe I've slept on this game as a dark souls girl. I think I just miss having a custom character, otherwise it's really scratching the soulslike itch for me

i AM capable of slow, melodic music, I swear it the # IV chord over the root of the previous add11 chord is so spacey to me and it lets me bass drone, as I so love to do. i did pick up a physical notebook like I was talking about earlier, and writing out what I'm doing is helping so much already

I didn't get the job but here's some tits anyway hope my future boss sees them

im ptesident trannald slump

feeling so low and inadequate

People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘮𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘴.

used to be I felt something when I'd post tits

no one sighs harder than the unemployed doggirl

cis ppl its time to PAY UP sorry I don't make the rules but I do accept payment

gonna go rob an ice cream store for all the ice cream

i kinda hate the phrase girlie pop where the fuq did that come from

hope that asshole chirlie kork dies again that would be cool

I still cry because I miss my old band. went through a nostalgia trip of looking at our old socials and I don't even care I'm pre-transition in the photos, I had some lovely times with those boys 💔

please deposit one SOUL into the SOUL HOLE

should be hearing from job today. I'll post tits if I get it

Once I go down on a girl,I never go back on my word! That's my Nindo - my Ninja Way

just realized i AM the trans Double-D i wanted to see in this world. how fascinating

my favorite headcanon "transitioned after the show" characters - transfemme edition: Dexter from Dexter's Lab (called herself Dax because she binged DS9 during early transition) Double-D from Ed Edd n Eddy (possibly canon already) Arnold from Hey Arnold (falls in lesbians with Helga, better end)

yeah i'd let johnny bravo hit. sue me

sorry chat dunno what came over me with that last one i'm sure your moms are very nice

endorse this girldick in yo mama's mouth beeyotch

they say there's no historical evidence that kunoichi performed reconnaissance and subversive activities like their "male" counterparts i posit that they were all just better at their jobs than the men so there is no evidence of their work :3

today's a good day to delete your spotify and rebuild your relationship with listening to music with intent!~

I cannot believe I have liberals in my mentions saying that it is a moral imperative for non-violent protestors to get themselves shot by the Trump regime so that it loses legitimacy. Ngmi. Go read "This Nonviolent Stuff'll Get You Killed"

howzit already halfway through September what the sigmund

gotta... sniff... pits. .... . .....

Yo everybody! Don't be a bitch - Drop on all fours and do the GRLGLTCH arf arf arf arf *explodes in a pixel shrapnel storm*

derek yu, are you happy? are you happy derek yu?

For UNDERTALE's 10th anniversary, we are going to do 2 consecutive days of streams where we play through the game! The event will be run across two days at 4PM PT on September 20 and 21. You'll be able to watch it here. undertale.com/10/

they shot him in the neck bc his face was too shrunken

at least one thing's for sure...!

they want us feeling guilty so we don't do it more haha

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

what's all this about "kissing" what is that? is that fun,?

someone better mace nancy

i wanna shimmy shimmy shimmy til the break of dawn, yeah!

rest in piss chirk your death fuels us

body odor lover destroyed after learning about gf having "A allele" variant ABCC11 gene expression (reduced body odor intensity)

oh you like "pinball" huh? *pins ur balls to the floor with a thumbtack*

according to amazan (NOT who I ordered through... but that's who the website chose to ship thru I guess), package was "lost" some mfer ate my creatine at the amazone warhouse