goddamn it i love women

e plurabus sputum

The Pope Rejects All You Hold Dear, Preferring The Wretched Traditions Of Your Colonizer Ancestors

Try our new Calamity Burger! It's catastrophically to die for!

pequeña reflexión matinal

Yo #chiptune crew! I'm running back Micro Music For Micro People, and I'd love to have your 30 second chiptune / #digifu or chip-adjacent tune involved! Please sign up if you're interested forms.gle/ZxmCmRkkiSq9...

yooo I got to tell somebody to go to chiptune.gay for the first time. worth every penny

mald-o-meal

classical counterconditioning your dad to give me money when I come over to fuck your mom

WELCOME ABOARD , CAPTAIN

I'm a loose cannon dog with an ass to grind

*grinding my axe for so long that it erodes the hilt up to my hands, which also become ground stubs*

I am not immune to a woman in uniform calling me sweetheart

because falling for you is too fucking cliche like rhyming words with themselves is too fucking cliche I don't wanna cop out but it's enough just to say that I understand the reason they chase you anyway

This trans awareness week give trans people money!!!!! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Victory Lap Lobotomy

bifurcate the mind

Have you canceled your Spotify subscription yet? Is the convenience worth what evils they support with your money?

new trannies are being made every day and this will be true long after you die.

*poking you* hey are you up yet hey hey good morning are you awake yet

the guy in Dread Delusion that used magic to transfer human sweat to an inanimate object was covertly cooking with that. why I am I so sweaty all the time.

I love my beautiful wonderful girlfriends,God dam. it

talking to a client during checkout today: "I'm a crazy socialist, but--" client: "me too! :D"

I would kiss my oomfies if they asked,it's true

chipt4t.bandcamp.com/album/celest... I'm on this album, as well as tons of other dope chiptune queers!! December 5th, get ya pre-orders in today!! (and cancel your effin' spotify already)

*weather is happening guy voice*: HAVE U DELETED UR SPOTIFY YET?

where's everybody going? bingo?

this is my total bandcamp earnings since 2013. 4k is abysmal for 12 years. average that's like under $30 a month. BUT, streaming has earned me $12 in 5 years. fuck "monthly listeners", i have better proof that my art matters to people this is why i reject streaming this is why buying music matters

horny? bleak? horny and bleak?

kiss me thru the bone

lyft driver, I appreciate you but it is too early in the morning for waterfalls by TLC

ohhh my bacon

don't talk to me until I've had my morning ass-whooping

my empire of squirt

unsmokes your joint

no it hasn't, i didn't see nothing, y'all lying i remember the last "retail crime wave" was just cover for corporate to close stores in unrelated news today i learned that faraday bags stop electronic signals like the ones that security tags emit. how cool!

I'm back??? Let's play Foolish Mortals! www.twitch.tv/netiyeti

A: "This nerdy trans woman is going to appear on @jeopardyofficial.bsky.social on November 20th 2025" Q: "Who is Me?!!!!" Check your local station at www.jeopardy.com/watch and root me on!

smells like fae dog inside the van

we love the bava string lights don't we folks

DICK CHENEY IS DEAD

Cheney dying and Cuomo losing on the same day?? crank up the volume, go vote, and pray that good things come in threes

Silksong All Bosses (No Damage)

I wanna spoil all my friends and I hope I can do that someday soon

Boo! Haunted House

halloween special

I'm coming to Fortnite to kill Harry Potter 🚨