I don't typically find men attractive but even when I do I'm like, how do I even approach one, man. I see a cute twink and I feel the need to preface it like "Are you into elderly androgynous transsexuals, boy? Do you dare to dance with a beast?"

The boy band in K-Pop Demon Hunters has had an unexpected effect on me 🥵

I have a pineapple jarritos now. All is well

Went back to electro for the first time since surgery, and fellas, lemme tell ya. It hurt like fuck

Orc Bitch Invalid Handle

Your pleasure is my first and only priority

Fuck it, we bed

I think cis ppl should experiment with hrt too, for a variety of reasons. Even just having moments of amplified horniness and deliberately muted/diminished horniness can be instructive

Dancing like this in front of McDonald's patrons so they give me the fries that fell into the bottom of the bag

Out of groceries atm so eating my favorite standby, Bread with Cinnamon On It

we all got that one sullen homie whose leitmotif shares a chord progression and instrumention with an enemy whose identity is yet revealed

Fuck yes

I've sorta gotten used to it already but I still sometimes see myself in the mirror and am overcome by how good my surgery turned out. That I would be afforded the opportunity to have this - for free! - makes me feel like there is still goodness and cause for hope in this world

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

The invention of candy corn was a great boon to society, and I daresay the world

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

People like me because I'm not a normie but I'm also not a complete freako. I'm your sexy neighbor

You are all too waifish. I need BEEF

Making out heavy within the octagon

Barfing on it, puker style

there's something here

A really rare thing in life is acquiring homies and lovers who are active listeners. People who are engaging with what you're saying, asking questions, and are interested in knowing your history and why you think the way you do

I fucking love mustard man. Honey, classic yellow, coarse brown, dijon? Give me all of it

Sent a cis goth girl a nude awhile back and she compliments my "little bit of facial hair"....read the room, lady

Even if Leto wasn't in it I can't imagine anyone really being that hungry for the Tron universe in 2025. It's always had a veneer of farty, extremely mid scifi and looks like Spy Kids for Adults

Hot shower steam hitting the cold october air coming in through the window, generating a CAT 5 hurricane in my bathroom

One time a tgirl physicist from italy was visiting my city and we hooked up. She shot a huge load to the back of my throat and I got strep IMMEDIATELY

Ngl I think getting hemorrhoids is a skill issue

Adam Smasher really served cunt

America in 2025 is explaining to my customers on the various freelance apps I use that I can't offer "deals" because I live under the poverty line

I am a hypocrite because I think media that glorifies the mob is general bad but dressing like a yakuza is very good

idk

AI being good enough now to trick most people with its fidelity but still bad enough to make bizarre logic/continuity errors is turning every online video watching experience into a fucking Agatha Christie novel

Need a woman built like a football player to lay on top of me. It's the only way I can sleep

So happy for her.

I have a really good idea for a photo series. It requires people to get naked in below freezing weather tho

I am begging tgirls to stop doing the "porn moan"

same (key the metal idol)

Some poly people gotta remember that I am not your audience member. I am your wife

Might sell my new boots to instead obtain the Millennial White Woman Botanical Tattoo

Oscar Chichoni, art for Starship Titanic, 1998

It's important to keep the wound moist

Conscripted into the service of Big Pussy

I'll probably lop em off at some point but it does make me kinda sad that my balls have always been so scrotey, woulda liked those tight femboy balls that look like a little apricot

I don't usually have musician crushes but I want to feed Sawyer Hill a big hamburger

I can't really think of a dude I'd want to see less in a movie than Jared Leto? Like I WILL NOT watch a movie with him in it, even if it was right up my alley. How many movies does this creepoid gotta ruin before they stop giving him work

If you give me a massage, I'll let you decide what constitutes a "massage"

Vectorman is trans now and her tits are two perfect spheres that hover about an inch from her chest