This moment in Twilight Princess, where you go to meet with Ashei in Snowpeak mountains. There was always something about the desolation of the area, the quiet stillness of the mountain wastes, her calmness. Like she and I together were bearing witness to the very edge of the world.

T.S. Eliot: And there's a special heaven, the Heaviside Layer, that only cats go to. And all of the cats vote on who gets to be reincarnated Me: That's cool as hell man

Gm trannies

I actually don't think it's possible for someone to gargle balls

Climbed like shit today but friend said my crush was ogling my muscles so it balanced out

Why is it cold as FUCK

gerudo envy

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

Sometimes all I want is a cup of black tea and a window to look out of

I asked my friend who just met my sister if she and I are similar and she said "you're both surly" lol

I really need to find a wife on here

I think I will resolve a good bit of my remaining dysphoria when I get my neck nice and thick

I love to have a snide remark

Remembering when I went to a friend's function in a dress and a little boy was there who was like "are you a boy or a girl" and I said "I'm somewhere in between" and he Did Not like that

Contemplating castration this beautiful thanksgiving afternoon

Neighbors are blasting the worst r&b hits of 2000-2005. Laying in bed experiencing highschool post traumatic stress

RPGs are named for Renzo Pietro Gari, who created the first RPG, "The Peasant of Tuscany", in 1490.

I feel like Hungry Hungry Hippos would be a lot more efficient if there was only one ball

It's actually crazy how easily you can blow a normal person's mind with extremely mild online pervert knowledge

Making cranberry and apricot sauce 😊

Think I finally figured out my digestive issues. It's because I eat like 5-6 fucken cups of cereal a day

Who can?

There should be more games inspired by avant-garde stage design.

any movement on this would be amazing. i have no income and haven’t been able to make it past 1st interviews in my job search. i love you all.

Anyone here have experience with using insulin syringes for subq hrt and can give me some advice? Please reskeet

I love when characters are dumb AND mean. I appreciate being represented

Sure, the billionaires in power might be racist, sexist, murderous, genocidal rapists, but have you considered that they might be....gay? 😏

To eep, perchance to eam

Turning in ol' reliable at the Cock and Balls Exchange, seein what I can get fer her

I am the worst climber in my friend group but I'm fun n' flirty so it never feels too bad

I see ur many accomplishments and I'm proud of u

Real ones would drink a bunch of these at the diner for the novelty of having a tiny cup of milk and feel real bloated after

Lady Gaga is british terf-coded

I love RAISINS

Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.

Hidden in the villiage area of Aptos in 'Sonic Unleashed' are two realistic cats, just chilling in the sun.

It's poultry in motion

Took a nap and don't feel like I'm getting sick anymore. Sometimes my body is just a lil dramatic with it

I had a great idea this morning. Don't let me forget it

I am a big muscular mommy who desires the embrace of a bigger, more muscular mommy. Is that so wrong

elvis if he was a pokemon trainer: you aint nothin but a houndoom

Cheesecake is not a cake. Cheesecake is a big block of sweet cheese. So yeah, it's kind of better than both pie and cake, but this is also kind of a non-sequitur

Werewolf 💊

Why am I following all these girls from the pnw.....where are my tristate area hunnies

Time to once again do historical fashion research for a project I'll never end up completing 🔍👀

Groaning like a wounded animal trying to find a position in bed where my back doesn't hurt

My Star Wars Ranking is, the ones with more stupid puppets in them are better and the ones that have more CG or are really self-serious are worse. I'm not a huge Star Wars guy but somebody better be talking directly to a hairy little Jim Henson's creature shop freak in a language we can't understand

Wish there was a way to use my phone to do a really vulgar roast of one of my friends. Like REALLY vulgar. Oh well

Every day that I decide to go grocery shopping becomes a holiday called Tasting Day where I taste a little of everything in my kitchen