imagine saying “fair dinkum” in court as a legitimate justification for your defense

My Virtual Boy display has to be delivered when I'm home which means I have to wait a few extra days before I can recieve it. Hope everyone isn't having too much fun virtual boying without me.

You could just say "1,000 pieces of silver."

It has dog shit animation, the voice acting is very stiff, and the writing isn't amazing, but I have to really praise the 70s animated series of The Planet Of The Apes. It's very good for a kids Saturday morning cartoon, with a continuing storyline and status quo updates. Better than it should be.

If you're part of the early access on my Patreon, you can see my new video. For the rest of you it'll be out later this week.

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New video is done so I'll celebrate by watching one of the best movies ever.

Every time they re-release Rayman 1 I cry a little as someone whose first exposure to platformer where you shoot disembodied hands was Plok.

Jeopardy just isn't as fun anynore

For my first Valentine's Day as a married person, we'll be watching a movie about another love that society shamed upon. One with a minority that the world didn't see as equal.

Saturday game is Space Invaders Extreme for PSP

God this is tense. I was so worried the whole time.

I love that the Planet Of The Apes cartoon has a trucker listening to a song about humans.

The mutants in the Planet Of The Apes cartoon pronounce USA as "Oosa" and they think it's the name of a woman cause a bust of her said USA on it.

People not alive in the 1970s need to be aware that Planet Of The Apes didn't just have one TV series, but it had two. Between 1968 and 1975 the only year without a new Apes movie or TV series release was 1969. It was a juggernaut of entriees with increasingly smaller budgets.

I don't mind tutorials and slow starts but damn Chibi Robo has so much dialogue before you can have fun. Every game needs to let me have some level of fun within 3 minutes or else it's a hate crime.

This is such an unnecessary sentence to turn into an ape variant.

Picked up two bangers from 1931 today.

I'm happy for the search action crowd but I just want more Castlevania games where a guy whips in a straight line and jumps in an uncontrollable arc.

Honestly kinda impressed by how warped this delivery was.

People get too worked up over how other people spell or pronounce the names of characters from Dragon Ball.

Already got the best release of Rayman 1.

Twice in the span of 3 days we've been angrily accused of secretly recording someone without their consent. It's not a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

Dino Crisis is on Steam?! :o

One of the major grocery stores here is selling a small reusable grocery bag for $15 cause it's by a designer label apparently. It looks just like the bags you get for a dollar but with a couple small differences, and the mums of Facebook seem to love it.

JB Hi-Fi doesn't have any pre-orders on Predator Badlands but it does have the Asylum rip-off Predator Wastelands.

Joined the Stoat bandwagon too. Let's hope this isn't one of those things people use for a few days and then give up on.

Trump being so bad can make the earlier presidents seem good by comparison, but don't ever let yourself fall into that. They sucked too and have lots of blood on their hands. They were just less bad than this.

Lots of "we need to return to the past" takes are awful and from the mouths of bigots. But I do think we need to return to an era where movies weren't in expansive cinematic universes, games weren't live service and books were about a vampire named Varney the vampire.

Feel bad for all the people who get to buy Dr Slump volumes brand new at a really reasonable price. You miss out on the history of paying $100 and finding out which library used to originally own this before they threw it out and let a scalper take it. This is my way of coping.

"i promise right now, years away from an election, to vote for an awful shitbag bigot because he isn't the other guy" shut da fuck up. you are making things worse

Dragon Ball Super got so much worse lately just cause one of the story arcs is a tournament between universes 6 and 7.

Back in the day even shitty DVDs made by college students had a bunch of special features. Now we're grateful if big studios do the bare minimum.

As someone who avoids next episode previews, I'm astonished that the 20 year old DVD for the 1975 Planet Of The Apes cartoon has an option to play episodes with or without next episode previews. This should be the standard.

I was walking through a quiet car park waiting for my partner to meet me at a restaurant, and then 2 people popped up and harassed me. They accused me of taking photos of their car and license plate just cause I was meandering and texting someone. They kept harassing me, not believing my story

Imagining if modern prestige dramas did the thing that TV executives used to do all the time, and instead of every episode being released in the writer's intended order (the one that makes sense), they were all just jumbled up to be confusing.

Vince Gilligan fans online act like he sprouted into existence fully formed in 2008, and never worked on anything before.

It's getting scary out there, I've now seen 2 different youtubers say they like Battle For The Planet Of The Apes more than Escape or Conquest. Nowhere is pure.

Highlight of Varney The Vampire is when someone is going to expose a secret about Varney, and then Varney's like "actually I have something to say", then he pulls out a gun, shoots the first guy, runs away, and then the guy who got shot realises it was a blank but he got briefly knocked out in fear.

I do like that bluesky can warn you a reply is rude when it's the stupidest take you've ever seen.

Help, Discord is asking me to verify my age by making me answer this???

Kids need a Saturday morning cartoon based on the franchise about human annihilation, slavery and violent revolutions.

Since The Simpsons removed Stark Raving Dad from online platforms and syndication, they should be fair and remove every episode with an alleged paedophile celebrity. It might sound harsh but the show will be much easier to binge when there are only like 30 episodes left.

The NSW government claims everyone 'lacks context', so we spoke to an officer hear his story. chaser.com.au/general-news...

Cancelled my Discord Nitro

It was a good 10 years but enshittification went too far.

The year is 2030 and they have to scan your ID before streaming services let you watch R rated movies.

Oh. Then we'll all delete Discord.