does humping a hand count as topping? show your work

Tip for if your girlfriend is unsatisfied in bed: a sample bottle of my perfume is pretty cheap, and at least that way she can close her eyes and think of someone better

I've been worried about you since our last session, darling. You've been showing some worrying tendencies lately. Let's talk about that, okay? Gosh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Now, now, honey, it's going to be alright. Look, I usually don't hug patients, but you're different...

need an angel dumb enough to get caught in a fly trap

Handler that reprograms decommissioned hounds into housepets. a vacuum is a kind of mech for a certain kind of a girl.

i don't even know what deadlock is, but i need that werewolf to shatter my skull

If we're on a date and you: -Fail to maintain eye contact under pressure -Stammer when the conversation gets too intense -Blush when I order your food for you This is no longer a date, it's a kidnapping.

body snatcher mechsplo. alien Handlers breaking members of their species into things human enough for infiltration.

i need someone to chain me to a word processor

butch werewolf, butch werewolf with cool hat, butch werewolf scars, butch werewolf jeans no shirt

just add water

second chair cuck

"I'm not a cuck because im a little pathetic weakling it's because I have a sense of duty and respect"

bad knights get welded into their armor

i wonder what the sub/dom ratio is for WARHOUND readers... and if there is a shift in temperament before reading vs after reading

getting my sword replaced with a toy as an ageplay humiliation bit

a literal cuck chair feels way grosser than kneeling at the foot of the bed

women are always posting about how thoroughly they break down girls into thoughtless empty husks and then i talk to their submissives and it’s like. girl this is the most annoying dog i’ve ever met you’ve done nothing

🕷️ physical abuse is better than sex anyway

queen princess ntr where the queen has to marry off her princess to the most eligible knight in a tourney

the stolen girl is the most underrated because it is decentered in the heterocuck paradigm that focuses on the men. #stolengirlpride

I know exactly what to do. Your girlfriend finally feels good. You don't have to get it up - even though, perversely, you're harder than you've ever been. The sun is shining. You can bask in the glow. You're being cheated on, and all is right with the world.

'Am I good enough at kissing?' 'Do I touch her like this, or like this?' 'What do I do next?' 'Is she actually feeling good?' 'Am I going to be able to keep it up properly?' It's overwhelming, isn't it? That's why when she's in my lap instead it's like the sun has risen. You can finally be at ease

What's wrong with you, cuck? It's that you've never grown up properly. You're still stuck in that juvenile, anxious state of mind where everything that happens is just a little bit too much for you to handle. Taking the lead, most of all. It just won't stop, will it? That unending loop of questions

everyone too focused on the dragon maid, no one talked about the lesbian parasocial stalker of the streamer girl

what if your guardian angel had her halo broken partway through her assignment to protect you? what effect would that have on the relationship?

being deranged and jealous and possessive and also poly is really cool and everyone should try it

this is how i have to treat my Butch

i'm like jesus in a lot of ways. both of us wash feet. both of us get hit by whips. christians should worship me.

i've got the persistence of one of those crusty, little white dogs begging for table scraps

btw its totally normal and healthy for your leg/legs to shake uncontrollably when women talk down to you. that means you're working functioning!

i need to shove a spile into someone's neck while they beg me to push it deeper

a hannibal reference is like jingling keys to a girl like me

save a punching bag, punch a doggirl

Have you been good?

I smile. “No, my dear. Without the cuck, the dynamic simply falls apart.” The student stares at me, bewildered, but already understanding dawns upon her features. “You’re starting to see, aren’t you? Without the cuck, it just becomes regular sex. That’s dumb. And faggy, too.”

robot girl that gets off on having her thoughts drained by a vampire tap

is taking pedicurist courses to be a more skilled footgirl committing too hard to the bit?

jeeves, get the lavender-soaked facemask ready

Sending a submissive back to her owner, who finds her irrevocably changed. The trigger phrases that used to send her tumbling suddenly don't seem so effective. Her eyes, once transfixed, now wander in her owner's presence, as if looking for something more enticing.

pushing a cuck to cut off their puppy's collar to make room for a new one with the tags of a more deserving owner

i need to become more stolen girl. how do i stolengirlmaxx?

i have shaped my Butch into a cuck who is dedicated to feeding me to my Girlfriend

(deliriously horny voice) I'm surrounded by cucks...

catching up thread... very good chapter. love it a lot. the utter split-headedness of sartha is so good this chapter. possible spoilers below.

need Her to bet my keys like one would a car in a game of poker

I'm no expert in the field, but deleting all the photos, and then sending a limited supply of censored photos, to my mind, would both satisfy the denial aspect and maintain a taunting remind of the order of the world

I have a game I play with Lizzy called 'Dumb it Down' where I give her a word, she defines it, and then I make her simplify the definition until the way she describes its meaning is so delightfully fucking stupid. Suffice it to say she's addicted. Keeps asking for 'one more word'