She's a ten but when she cries she's an eleven.

And they say movie dates are boring.

The famous 16th century astrologer Nostradamus made many predictions. One of which was that in the year 1999, on the seventh month, The Great King of Terror shall appear. Any guesses which month and year I was born?

behold my reign

fish story is the movie she cried the most to

Everytime i'm reading or looking at insect biology things and a "sit and wait" predation style is mentioned I keep thinking "sit and watch". "Sit and watch" predation style

"Take my advice, rookie. Ever fall for a woman, make sure she's got balls." Gunnery Sergeant Edward Buck is a confirmed chaser.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE NTR SCENE IN ODST

akinator is really funny because it used to be really smart and accurate and hone in on even obscure characters really quickly and now it's so dumb that it asks the same question several times and almost always fucks up for anything slightly niche. they bimbofied akinator.

yoooooooo

my mum is several chapters into kimmy now i'm so fascinated hearing her talk about the characters ahahaha

the music in the new mombasa streets sections of halo 3 odst is crazy good

she was reallllyy embarrassed by that video until someone admitted to getting off to it and now she has ego about it

extremely lucky to know lizzy and she's extremely unlucky to know me :3

omigosh! it's update time!! who's ready?! first, for $10+ subscribers: I have a commissioned story about an angel and demon workplace! An angel joins her dream industry, only to find the job she's aspired for is a little different than she imagined... subscribestar.art/posts/2487752

COMMISSIONS OPEN • Please DM if interested in a comm • 1 slot available at a time, turnaround dependent on length • Links to previous commission work will be provided below • Some kinks I write include Mind Control, Intox, Incest, Lobotomy, Bootkink, Dolls, NTR, Feet, CGL, and Sadomasochism

Empty-headed lobotomite dreams of cock.

REALLY COOL!!!

I am back at narration with the audiobook of Princess Pincushion Part One by @tarakute.bsky.social The royal heiress and her favourite thing dance around desires and obsession, for a time. A dark dollification story in five parts. ether.aetherial.xyz/princess-pin...

Hey sex in media isn't automatically low quality, sexuality is part of the human experience, and the idea that sex has no place in stories is a weird puritanical and fash idea. Grow the hell up, learn how to handle/experience titillation, sexuality, and nudity like an adult.

"I'm a bitch I'm a tease I'm a goddess on my knees" Gotta be one of the lyrics of all time

MASCOT BITCH: In the Shadow of the Hawk, coming soon! Like a few days probably <3

---Lessons for a good lady--- You know, this is one of my favorite themes. Strict women doing... their thing.... patreon.com/Holymeh

Writing check-in. Waiting on last bit of feedback for Part One of In the Shadow of the Hawk before I can do the final edit and upload it (for Patreon first, ofc) and I'm 3000 words into Part Two already. Going to end the Patreon poll soon and get started on the May story, too! Also: commission me!

Don't you want to be another light in my lantern~? (Thank you so much @raspberrywoof.bsky.social you are the best💜)

Mickey and Jessica Commission for the amazing @hamletmachine.bsky.social !

kyosato

My biological mother asked for a tranny book to read and I gave her Kimmy so uh, excited to see how that goes.

Empty-headed lobotomite dreams of cock.

porn study!!! everyone thanks her Boss for giving her the material!

In light of this, and because of several recent rule violations, it is time to release some vaulted content of the stupid whore.

Lizzy flashed her tits at my mum I'm going to fucking kill this secretary.

Had a lovely time visiting @straybimboroadk1ll.bsky.social a week or two ago and forgot to share much about it <3 my cute little online sister. Thank you so much for the hat, and I hope you enjoy your big gunpla in turn uvu)

Old Leather [Patreon] Every time I go too long without writing a leather fetish story, I start to get the itch... and beyond that, this one is truly, unabashedly self-indulgent in ways the tags do not capture. It's a lot of fun, I promise~ www.patreon.com/posts/158078...

ISEIJIN SHOJO PART 2 & EPILOGUE [Patreon] "At some point, being a magical girl started to feel like a curse." Thanks to @raspberrywoof.bsky.social for beta reading! Read it here: www.patreon.com/posts/iseiji...

NESTING DOLL [Public] "Within five wooden words, I am confined." A young lawyer, driven to nepotism, is given a new permanent position at her mother's firm. Commission for Lizzy! Thanks to my little sis Sarah for beta reading~ archiveofourown.org/works/83462186 readonlymind.com/@tara/Nestin...

IN MOONLIGHT [Patreon] In a vampire's dilapidated estate, a young house guest—enthralled by the promise of eternity—listens to her lady's story. Read it here: www.patreon.com/posts/in-moo...

If you haven’t commissioned her yet, do so when you get the opportunity. You will go in expecting something amazing and you will come out with something incredible!!!

Mousy office worker relentlessly bullied by the bitchy receptionist for always turning up late and dishevelled and taking repeated breaks. After the receptionist spreads a rumour that the girl is a 'hopeless masturbation addict' and the whole office joins in on dogpiling her, she finally snaps. 🧵

Mousy office worker relentlessly bullied by the bitchy receptionist for always turning up late and dishevelled and taking repeated breaks. After the receptionist spreads a rumour that the girl is a 'hopeless masturbation addict' and the whole office joins in on dogpiling her, she finally snaps. 🧵

blind date with a girl with creased clothes and unbrushed hair whose hands stink of her own cock. she spent the whole day masturbating up until you texted her saying that you're already at the restaurant.

girls who's legitimately a little scared to touch her tits.

oh my god my tits are so insanely sensitive i just tried to push them together a little bit for a pose and it hurt so bad i can still feel it. its like they're bruised. it's really hot. they're growing...

apropos of nothing just remembered my first ever sexual fantasy was about a snake

MY DAUGHTER #MYDAUGHTER MADE ME A NEW BANNER AND IT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER AND EVERYONE HAS TO LOOK AT IT

Dragonfly is what she's been made to be. She will change the world, or she will burn herself to nothing in the attempt. Unlimited Combat Dolls part 2, PERFECT KILLER BODIES, releases November 10. www.amazon.com/dp/B0H172HH56 tinylesbianrobot.itch.io/perfect-kill...

ac she saw in a dream with a grappling hook and a close range nuclear payload