I’m so fucking funny with my timing please clap and laugh and like and subscribe and relinquish all possessions and love me and love me and love me and love me and give me snacks and worship me and praise me and be mine and only mine and surrender to me and give me attention and

"No! He's not transphobic! You should trust him!"

So why do companies listen to this guy?

Bloodstained: UNDER HER GAZE

Battlefield 6 will have guns, according to my sources.

WAFFLES!

Would be fucked up if you looked at your baby and it said 1/50 over their head, implying a pikmin is intending to abscond with them

they just slapped a surgeons general warning on RFK like he’s a pack of cigarettes

Two characters you like and tag 5 others to do it too! @reikoayanami.bsky.social @savvyavie.bsky.social @mettikandroid.vtubers.social @betrayedcow.bsky.social @muppetvt.vtubers.racing

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In a press release, Texas Attorney General calls "transgenderism" a "corrupted ideology" that is "a cancer on our culture." This is openly genocidal rhetoric about trans people from a sitting AG.

Girls!

and there we have it. Gavin Newsom is exactly who we told you he was.

im playing 2xko or something idfk just hang with me for a bit okay!!! www.twitch.tv/mintyyukime @everyone okay idk how long ima be here but i didnt wanna NOT stream today!! (but again)

BLUE WOMAN MY KRYPTONITE UGHHH 😩 💙 @erospertempus.bsky.social Lil scribble, absolutely fell in love with her design 🥰💙

I am Jewish. Israel is a country where sexual assault and child murder are core tenets of the culture. This country should not exist. They act with such extremity because they know when you tell people what they actually do, it's so bad it registers as unbelievable.

got the credits roll in Puzzle & Dragons Zero... ... c: \*points* that's me c:

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

'Conference of Zionists Will Colonise Palestine' - June 20, 1899, 124 years, 3 months and 17 days before October 7, 2023

PILOTS AND MARINES! GET TO YOUR SHIPS! THE JEDI ARE COUNTING ON YOU!

look at him taunting us

I genuinely love people who are pedantic as shit just to own the anti-woke crowd it's so fun

No surprises here. Phil Vischer rules.

i’ll never get over how some people pointed out trump was going to do project 2025 and then eventually the media asked trump if he was going to do project 2025 and he said “never heard of it” and the media decided he surely couldn’t be lying about that one

Bluesky's lack of a coms team does indeed give us some of these funny moments such as: "You're aware that you are ostensibly speaking for the company with the current role you have and the subject matter you're wading into, right? what?"

Hard Drive can confirm Stephen Miller is even shorter than Oddjob in Goldeneye 007 for the Nintendo 64.

Obviously.

I can’t be the only one, right? #ffxivnsfw | #xivnsfw | #ffxivlewds | #art

The 90s had a lot of missteps but the then-earnest belief in diversity and multiculturalism brought on by post-Cold War optimism was one of it better fruits

if you ever want to be reminded how dumb DB main menu is: I have at least 5 people trying to convince me that Block Dragon is actually worth 33 points despite being fucking neutered with the removal of link monsters.

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE Truth: No cars rammed ICE Claim: She boxed ICE in Truth: ICE boxed her in Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE Truth: She did not have a rifle Claim: ICE returned fire Truth: Only ICE fired Claim: She drove herself to the hospital Truth: Paramedics found her

bruh people are actually sending Zelda Williams AI vids of her father? do they even remotely understand how fucking ghoulish that is???

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

just remembered the funniest fucking sequence from any anime i've ever seen

It’s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

so imma be here for the most part when it comes to constant related stuff and posting Twitter is just for communication at this point so uh yeah help me find my audience again? 👉👈❤️

If you see this, go follow @savvyavie.bsky.social and tell them they’re cool immediately

I was gonna do a Yap n Lap tonight but I'm gonna stream races tomorrow instead! I have a lot of work to do tonight and was forced to cover a schedule mess up and open at work so see y'all on the road tomorrow instead! Sorry!

An undisclosed amount of time later…

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

The funniest thing about all the ‘should AI have rights?’ thought experiments are that they are in publications that actively argue that large swaths of the actual population shouldn’t all the time.

whats that? sfw cyberpunk art? suspiciously cyberpunk shaped soph anyway enjoy practice/study sketch of @ghostlyghostly.bsky.social's gal Eternity with some augments <3 enjoy the shitty references lol

Heads up there’s an ICE checkpoint in Harlem right now apparently

sonic the hedgehog is washed, this duck can walk as fast as that blue fraud can run

wip