baseball is always some guy who is a physically perfect specimen being guided day and night by world class trainers, nutritionists, and doctors hoping to beat a record set by some guy named Pickles Bitch in 1937 who lived on cigarettes and moonshine and did not exercise other than baseball games

some jokes write themselves

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i genuinely thought this was a photoshop, scrolled past this several times and just didn’t think it was real at all its so insane lmfao

They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Refuse To Be Intimidated By Racist Fascist Oligarch Fucks" T-shirt. Sometimes you want a shirt that conveys a message in a subtle and clever way. Other times you want to make sure even the most idiotic idiot can understand it. collabs.shop/wap5o5

"He's a menace ... I WANT SPIDER-MAN!" J.K. Simmons is at the Mets game tonight and ran into a familiar face 😂

Grouted and polished! Just gotta wait 2 hours for the chemicals to do their thing. Then I will polish them and leave them alone for 24-48 hours. Also never mixing grout for 8 coasters at a time i was stressed about the time constraint but I got them all done! Probably will do 4 at a time from now on

Proudly anti-fascist, proudly radically pro-transgender And we'll outlast all of these liars and criminals

They really did cook with “achoo” like damn that do be what a sneeze sounds like

Happy 10th anniversary to this photo of some auld fella playing Demons Souls at an Arbys imgur.com/gallery/old-...

I made concept art for a commission I wanted, and I'll be honest, I kinda love how cute and awful it is So new game!!! Try to guess what I was going for with this image without any extra context! Good luck!

New PMD OC that appeared in a vision. Antares the Thievul. Like Rigel she's also a guildmaster/captain of her own guild in a neighboring kingdom. In fact she's even Rigel's sworn rival.

Apparently it's red head day, so it's time to appreciate ME, peasants!!

I think the juxtaposition between the two perspectives in DELTAROUND will be extremely funny so I’m absolutely going all in on the smut aspect of Martha’s.

censored words in screencaps bug me sorry lol

transmasc people are cool, shoutouts to my transmasc homies

btw the idea that transmascs are confused attention seekers, transitioning to "avoid oppression", etc are all terf talking points . so knock it off

zohran mamdani announced a plan to seize properties from bad landlords and private equity if tenents suffer from neglect and i genuinely do not think i’ve seen rightwing circles this mad in reaction to anything i’ve ever seen before lol

Americans think British people are wimps for complaining about the heat. But what you don't realise is that most British houses were actually built in Britain, a cursed island that hates us.

Hey, babes! We fixed our verification issue on the discord server (for the most part teehee) Come hang out with the group! discord.gg/XBbT8wfEmD

The situation at Delaney Hall has significantly deteriorated in the past few days. A hunger and labor strike has started among prisoners. ICE has moved the leader to an undisclosed location. A standoff is now happening between them and protestors outside-

I recorded a war thunder replay because I pulled some stupid bullshit on a german player and thought it was funny and sick enough to warrant that www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9c...

Very funny to see a well-written parody of how Americans talk about queers in other cultures with comments saying "this almost reads as a parody of how Americans talk about queers in other cultures"

checking in on the new big yellow video about rby ubers

Breasts are for babies. Why are you as an adult obsessed with them?

The death of knowledge is here.

“Please have 2+ years of experience with an engine we announced on Friday” really sums up the state of the games industry.

Yknow I should maybe attempt to establish rapport with some more moots but I REALLY do not want to bother them

fuck the military industrial complex HOWEVER godammit this thing is so fucking cool,,,

look, all i'm saying is that it's ridiculous that there's a pokemon move named Steel Beam but Gurdurr doesn't learn it

HE'S! SO! SMALL!! HE'S MINISCULE!!!

i cant believe tom steyer is the first dem politician (that ive seen) to proudly and forcefully make this correct and obvious counter argument to the bigotry but im glad he did

Google is so borked

they’re shooting crowd control munitions at crowds that include multiple members of congress, the governor, and a sitting united states senator. they fired pepper balls at the senator. they cannot and will not be reigned in by democracy, whatever’s left of it.

what the fuck

better a nigga than a fash

no context

Current internet discourse might be the only time in recent history where the only correct position is “both of these people suck neither one of them is right” and if you want to talk with me regarding this I’m not doing so in public beyond vaguing

Stray thoughts, Unreal Engine 6 being a slop machine is like a dining sign that bubble is bursting. They're giving the illusion that AI is more popular than it is to their investors by shoving it into their engines, so companies pay for it and it becomes a "see, it's valuable!!" etc etc.

On one hand, I really don’t know how to write smut and want to be better than a lot of the things I criticize On the other hand, what’s the point of introducing Martha Alsace if I’m not gonna be really fucking horny with her torment in a mechsplo adjacent story

wow this witch was a year ahead of the Pope on the whole "AI is against my religious beliefs" thing

this is my star wars oc.... his name is starKILLER and he was trained by darth vader himself but is more powerful than him... he knows every force ability and can even force pull a star desrtoyer from the sky...