T-girl gathering at my favorite punk bar, AND I have the day off to go? Either the universe is telling me to go make friends, or it's going to snap back and hit me with a truck.

me when i go skiing

Successful runs as a Coglin: 0 (hand cannons found: 0) Successful runs in general: 0 Furthest run: TrFi^WJ, died on Lair 5 (granite talismans found: fucking 0) Funnest run: MDFi^NX (basically Yu Gi Oh but a roguelike) Lessons learned: be afraid of everything, no matter how good you're doing.

LIVE NOW Y'all ready to have a good time? Then watch another stream; we're here to have a bad time (we are playing Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup) twitch.tv/gaige_neumann <-- determined to make Coglin work if it kills her (repeatedly) #vtuber #lewdtuber

I just got home from work! Stream will happen at 11pm~

This winter if you need food or help look for a Sikh temple. Tbh don't even bother with the Christians. Sikhs will help you. They won't make you sign a form or sit through a religious service. But they WILL help you. They're one of the truly consistently safe places regardless of who you are.

Ruby the rat🐁☀️ (she/her)

Goth pansexual, good pervert, online swer, occasional puppygirl, former repressor.

I don't think I've ever talked about it, but C+H was probably my favorite comic growing up. I have pretty much every collection of them (now in storage). If you haven't read them, fix that. It'll restore your faith in humanity.

Almost forgot my schedule! TUE: Twitch at 10pm EST. Might be silksong, might be crawl. We'll see~ THU: Disaster Gays Lancer at 7pm on Twitch. We made sure its working this time~ SAT: Lewdstream at 8pm on Fansly. I've got the day off to relax and feel good so we're doing it. #vtuber #lewdtuber

Almost forgot my schedule! TUE: Twitch at 10pm EST. Might be silksong, might be crawl. We'll see~ THU: Disaster Gays Lancer at 7pm on Twitch. We made sure its working this time~ SAT: Lewdstream at 8pm on Fansly. I've got the day off to relax and feel good so we're doing it. #vtuber #lewdtuber

val's a bit of a log-sawer

Invited over for a closer situational look, a turntable pancake flipper of two hues, & 2 magnificent flavor profiles, a real made here, natural habitat girl nest with open doors for you to follow! Rare occasions like this must be cherished with heart sweat and cum hehe she laughs

THE ROT CONSUMES aka. After cleaning myself out for stream, I also feel kinda punky. Not terrible, but I'd rather not risk anything. I'm gonna have to skip this week, unfortunately.

OK, just heard from my collab partners - they're not feeling well and are opting out tonight. Therefore, We'll be playing Tower of Succubus on Fansly at about 10pm EST~ #vtuber #lewdtuber

some are just too big to fit.

B U G E S Q U A D

feel like i just met a celebrity ive seen this woman's balls all over the internet

Morning pervs~ We're gonna be lewdstreaming tonight at 10pm est. Not sure what we're doing yet, might be a collab, but I do have a backup plan if that falls through. #vtuber #lewdtuber

in conclusion,

#artstuff #blowvember day 15

Stolen from a friend on Discord and I'd rather be a pig, too.

Cock and ball sommelier

GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!! im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol. play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348... check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg

Now with XL cans…

Aaaaaaaaaaand we had to call it. @doandroidsdream.bsky.social couldn't access the game due to a behind-the-scenes error and I couldn't fix it - I'm GMing the game but I don't own the account we're using,, Starson does. And they're at work. I'm willing to run with one player missing but not two.

LIVE NOW The Disaster Gays are playing Lancer! I'm GMing for @menagerie.show, @doandroidsdream.bsky.social, and @kosmiklibrary.bsky.social, @tentacle.gay is working but may make an appearance later. I'll be playing his pilot in the interim~ twitch.tv/gaige_neumann <-- robutts #vtuber #lewdtuber

THEY'RE CALLED MECHA, COOP. REAL WACKADOO STUFF THE BOYS BACK AT LANGLEY HAVE BEEN COOKING UP. ENORMOUS ROBOT BODIES THAT'LL WIN THE NEXT TEN WARS. BUT HERES THE KICKER: THEY CAN ONLY BE DRIVEN BY MALNOURISHED TEENAGE LESBIANS. TRANSGENDERS TOO IF THEY'RE MALNOURISHED ENOUGH.

IT FINALLY FINISHED AND I CAN GO TO BED fansly.com/post/8453090...

A lil late to realize, but its been a year since I had my dude-terus removed. For each like this gets, I will debunk some BS I was told before my surgery that bigots tried to scare me with.

Ugh... why is this lewd vod taking eleventybillion years to upload...?

Yeah, we're doing that. Come watch me be Goblin Iron Man in Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup~ twitch.tv/gaige_neumann <-- oh god I'm impressively bad at this #vtuber #lewdtuber

Actually would y'all be mad if I just streamed the roguelike?

Gonna delay stream for a bit - nothing bad is happening but the hyperfixation kicked in and I'm playing a roguelike. Skong will happen just lemme die first.

On the up side, I can share the porn when I finish as a character design preview without spoiling the outfit! That's a good way to do a preview, right?!?!?!

would you destroy my soft ass like this? 😰❤️🍰

Starting early lol but i blame being bored :P www.twitch.tv/lenairhead

For all the trans people out there, if you like, please share something good that’s going on in your life, no matter how big or small. I’m sure we could all use some good news to offset all the bad. How about we start Trans Joy Tuesday! 🏳️‍⚧️

Heya gearheads! A bit late but here's this week's schedule! All times are in EST and subject to change~ TUE: Silksong at 8pm on Twitch THU: Disaster Gays LANCER Campaign Session 1 at 7pm on Twitch SUN: Lewdstream at 10pm on Fansly #vtuber #lewdtuber

hog

Stream over! We beat the game, no death spanks! Kind of a slow night but I got to cum a lil, so that's fun. Also gushed about Girl Frame, a NSFW tabletop game I might have to run sometime. VOD soonish~

Thanks for your patience; gooning will commence now! Lets keep playing Castle in the Clouds over on Fansly! Will I be a god gamer? Or will I get my ass spanked raw again? Cum find out! fansly.com/live/Gaige_N... #vtuber #lewdtuber #nsfw #nsfwsky #trans #transporn

Stream is gonna start at about 10:30!

Heya gearheads! Reminder that we'll be lewdstreaming tonight at 10pm on Fansly! Gonna keep playing Castle in the Clouds for retro pixel-titty goodness~ #vtuber #lewdtuber #fansly #nsfw #nsfwsky

Heya gearheads! Reminder that we'll be lewdstreaming tonight at 10pm on Fansly! Gonna keep playing Castle in the Clouds for retro pixel-titty goodness~ #vtuber #lewdtuber #fansly #nsfw #nsfwsky

Me: Man, why am I so moody? *goes into the bathroom to see my morning hrt on the counter* Me: ah.

No Panties 💜 #thickthighs #bigbooty #stockings #lingerie #upskirt #exhibitionism #nsfw #nsfwart