Bastard of Ceremonies
@endgamerazari.bsky.social
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No style, no substance.
I wish the Chinese takeout place that's a five-minute walk away didn't fuckin' blow
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Adam Conover
about 9 hours ago
I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not
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C H A I
about 11 hours ago
This might have my favorite Genius annotation.
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DRACULA FLOW
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linktothepabst
1 day ago
How I feel being the point of contact for a project I know nothing about
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Oh my God do NOT scream at ME because YOU'RE technologically illiterate and don't know the DIFFERENCE between two environments and that YOUR password manager is the issue because YOU don't know how to USE it Mother of God.
about 3 hours ago
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Kiyohime Did Nothing Wrong
about 3 hours ago
Alexa, play my cringe-ass nightcore playlist. Alexa put down the gun
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carbon sandy eggo
about 5 hours ago
guy who thinks the phrase is hooby instead of hoo boy: hooby
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥
about 5 hours ago
it’s finally friday
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BeeKirby
about 16 hours ago
Strong Bad after December 2010
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glue
3 days ago
If I were dilberts boss, I would have physically abused him
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glue
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Good Boy
about 7 hours ago
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Himbo Deluxe
about 9 hours ago
Teaching my ugly son Pig Boy about geology (pelting him with gravel and stones)
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Nick Shutter
about 15 hours ago
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Alexandra Petri
about 15 hours ago
*scientists frantically calculating the exact speed you need to jog through a museum in order to cheat death*
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Oh fuck off Sykes, I'm gonna primary you myself in two years if I have to.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 12 hours ago
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Eize Basa
about 1 year ago
I will never stop talking about this: The lovely and profound "If we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known" is from an NYT article about the author accidentally being CC'd on an email where his friends were making fun of him for renting goats.
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Spicy Big Dad
about 14 hours ago
That’s all lingerie if you’re not a coward
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andy vs.
about 14 hours ago
9pm: yawning 2:12am: time to become a scholar on uncontacted tribes
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I graduated with honors with a BA in English in 2009 and only just realized last year that "Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening" is about suicidal ideation.
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Pogo
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Samsara Final Girl
about 14 hours ago
saboteurs, in an undercover operation, you must be bimbomaxxing at all times
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Max Read
1 day ago
my kingdom for a 24/7 distributed on-message lib-left propaganda apparatus that could make "the streamer who goes around calling people the n-word in the hopes they hit him so he can shoot them" the face of the republican party
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I'm not the bigger man, I'm just a coward who's afraid to start shit
about 14 hours ago
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Screamer Jim
over 1 year ago
I think Jaws is nice and just needs a girlfriend and a nicer employer
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Gregory Possum-Friend
24 days ago
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS TO SHARE EXCEPT EUROPA - DON'T LAND THERE! BURMA SHAVE
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Odessa
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The Coward Papa Joe
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Bearded Pip
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FKFTSH
1 day ago
this video fucking kills me
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beeef14
about 17 hours ago
Me at the fursuit sex party: (muffled) are you mad at me
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Not the Guy
about 17 hours ago
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Ottalot🦦
1 day ago
AUGH
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Alice Screams
about 19 hours ago
Tacobell gives me species euphoria, possums love tacobell
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Ryan McDiarmid
about 19 hours ago
I’m going to make the Dwarf Fortress of snail farming and you’re going to have to turn it up to 10000x speed if you want anything to happen.
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Stéphane Lachance
about 17 hours ago
I don't know. I feel like Walmart's got the vibes right with its America Memorial Plates.
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add a skeleton here at some point
about 17 hours ago
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about 17 hours ago
(to the tune of Cat Scratch Fever* stove top stuffing
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The Ugly Machine
about 17 hours ago
Full leg tattoos of Chozo statues each holding up one nut
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Noni 🌈🕹️
about 19 hours ago
My parents introducing me to their friends:
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I'll drink a lava lamp for $20k
about 18 hours ago
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dwarf fortress bugs
about 19 hours ago
[
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Matthewせいじ
1 day ago
My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010
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Mr. Joshua
about 19 hours ago
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i’m nice on here
about 18 hours ago
windowed fullscreen kicks the dogshit out of plain old fullscreen. in 2026, we shouldn't even be having this discourse
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Can't believe I haven't hit my fuckin' deductible
about 18 hours ago
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Aaron King
about 19 hours ago
Every time I open Bluesky,
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Snasty (AugustRiot)
about 20 hours ago
I spelled camel wrong
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