this is what’s up

I'm a grown-ass man I don't get tummyaches I get the SHITS

I went to Aldi tonight to grab a couple things and I'm honestly surprised there was still wire in the walls with how picked clean half the store was

Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is

Senator Gulpen Girthwait

werewolf woman with a bunch of piercings that she microdoses silver with to keep from shifting

It fuckin' hurts to be outside

Oh joy, I'm at the "eating makes me sad" stage of dieting.

reminds me of the venerable

❤️❤️❤️

Crayons

Empty Boy mans the information booth greatures.com/comic/178/

INSIDE RINGO STARR'S NOTEBOOK rimgo

i might have channeled a bit of @shenanigansen.bsky.social for this one www.whompcomic.com/comic/younoob

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife

cannot adequately describe how great this is to see there are more of us than there are of them and they will not break us

Slutted out by an Orcish Battle Mage

Variant cover by Dan Mora for the upcoming DC Comics title Batman/Superman: World’s Finest #50

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil

Big doooog. Big maaaaan. Big baaaaallleeerrrrr. We cast spells on you chief! You're gonna die! Haha!

They're making him change Trump's colostomy bag

Absolutely losing it at this picture of a woodcock from behind, from the Macaulay Library www.allaboutbirds.org/news/macaula...

I feel like every time I've tried a new drug where I'm told "this'll make you relax and have a good time" I internally go "NOT IF I CAN HELP IT"

Joose

Procedurally generated studio apartment

Potion of Risque Coping

when you're the biggest jerk on planet earth and mommy still gave you a bunch of catnip bc she is a SUCKER

the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit

I'm torn between "why did I buy not one but TWO of these, where am I going to wear it, who can I even give the other one to, how would I explain what it is" and Sickos.jpg (Courtesy of @whatahellofawaytodad.com)

Star Wars Galaxies has some really fucking good quests

Pixel People 'Side By Side Special 2000' PlayStation

wild arms 2 / psx media.vision / production i.g, 1999

Cisco Heart. Image Works, 1991.

my Blackest opinion is that the presumption of conflict between "America has a long and deeply rooted history of violence" and "we can and should fight against today's version of that, as did those who came before us" is less a philosophical debate about how to treat the past and more a skill issue

I keep waking up almost exactly one minute before my alarm goes off and it's inexplicably infuriating

pomp

Literally and figuratively and astronomically

idk wtf these earth is flat losers are talking about she has an amazing rack

555-COME-ON-NOW.jpg

eepy men create bed times,

He died surrounded by loved ones, assuming he loved wolves.

if you're new here I'll give you a few minutes to look over and familiarize yourselves with the material and then we can jump right in to what my deal is

welcome back “indistinguishable from a real dril post”

i’ve just received word that donald trump has failed the gom jabbar