I am just batting zero this year with my plans

this fuckin rocks

It's time

Get a Load of This Guy

People get too caught up in their pride with game difficulty it’s kinda stupid like a friend of mine won’t play Darktide because the hardest difficulty is too hard and we go “ok well you don’t have to do that”

shoulda gotten into magic instead of robots it must feel so cool to stand on a spire just casting down lightning

I am what positive masculinity looks like

Unclogged the hotel toilet with a solo cup 🧠💪

He farted and lightning struck him and ignited the fart and the fire went up into his intenstines and he split open like a microwaved hot dog

It's a good thing we finally got a trailer to haul the peacocks.

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Saw a @trangirlismo.bsky.social shirt at Anthrocon today and wanted to say something but I dunno how to talk to people about podcasts and podcast apparel or in general, really

I see her everywhere

heard a firework at 4:43am

Things that are ephemeral

Coletânea de algumas imagens apócrifas que mudaram minha visão de mundo sobre basicamente tudo

being skilled with magical cardboard has close to zero transferrable skills for working with explosives remember this be safe

Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

Mr. Gorbachev, poop on pig balls

THEY ATE HIM

THAT OUTFIT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SEQUIN TRAINWRECK

Gender affirming surgery where I get a big cool horizontal scar over my nose

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"Finally, my jacking off tower is complete," he said.

Potion of Dope Engorgement

they made the mad space song so good bc they knew the level was annoying

slept wrong and now my moustache is bent up on one side i look like a big dip shit

Yes.

jason momoa has such ex wrestler energy i keep forgetting he wasnt

Wouldn't recommend it

Tradition

disembarking from air conditioned public transit in general

Met a very attractive person on Thursday who shared a lot of interests with me and told me about a new con in Cleveland and I think I'm gonna be thinking about them for a while

anyone who finds more things to like about this country than me is a glassy eyed, historically illiterate moron. anyone who likes fewer things is a nihilistic doomer

I suppose I oughta buy something with tits on it

I'm watching the US coverage with some friends, and one of the commentators just said "there's an old saying: if you're gonna come at the king, you gotta kill him" THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING SAYING

One of the funniest Genius annotations ever.

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r/FirstResponderCringe is really good

Going with my mum to the supermarket and this meme pops into my head every time. I’m 54.

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post from someone with a crush: woke up squirming in agony like a worm on hot pavement again post from their crush: just had a lovely sandwitch 🙂

This is probably gonna be one of the worst years of my life where a pet or loved one didn't die (I hope)

I think the primary issue I have with taylor swift is that people seem to like her more than me. that doesn't seem right, and is unfair