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No style, no substance.
I think that's called a knockout
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GWIZ 🎧🌙✨
about 1 hour ago
he was so real for this
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Ted McClelland
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Handpainted taco stand, Gage Park, Chicago
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wargen
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i rewired my neural pathways to give me extreme pleasure when i am set on fire
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Chris A.
about 1 hour ago
low key funny as hell how many Christian parents who wouldn't let their kids read these books because of witchcraft became grandparents buying these books for their grandkids because the writer hates the same people they hate
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Papa Speedmeritus LXIX
about 1 hour ago
Psst, hey kid, you ever see 28 turtles sunning on a log?
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Now what am I gonna talk to my therapist about tonight lol
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
about 2 hours ago
SATURN, after devouring his son: that wasn’t very tasty but i can toddlerate it
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Tonight I will: Drink [Bad] Drink [Good] <
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Maybe now my fuckin' personality can come back and I'll stop torturing myself about my body as a coping mechanism.
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A Mech A Day
about 2 hours ago
Model: Mobile Shrine: Walking Amaterasu (base + mecha ver.) Debut: Shaman King: Flowers Year: 2012 Designer: Hiroyuki Takei
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He had, like, zero criticisms. I am legitimately so relieved. Also I get my bonus Monday, though the raise doesn't go through until the end of April.
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Better than I expected! Not exactly "tons of money" better but "my boss thinks I've really improved and thinks I did great this year". I also asked him what it'd take to get promoted next year, so I've planted that seed.
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Ten minutes. Gonna puke
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about 3 hours ago
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Jack Grimes
about 3 hours ago
It fucking sucks how the modern reactionary movement is based in the politics of 1950 but the aesthetics of 2012. Commit to one
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Emissary Of Night | ليلى
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Annual review in 30 minutes. In an hour this weight I've been carrying for weeks will be gone, either because it's been lifted or because it's crushed me. Realistically the outcomes here are "I might actually be able to improve my life" or "Continue the very gradual slide to ruin".
about 3 hours ago
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DougExeter
about 17 hours ago
yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos
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heck's maniac
about 4 hours ago
god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. except, a lot of the time, a severe lack of strength is part of what makes the battle tough. so, yknow. 🤷
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I've hit my weight goal but I look gross. I really gotta start working on my abs.
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The sound of one pant crapping
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Samuel Schultz
about 11 hours ago
Tomodachi Life has no filter in it btw
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JIMMY KNIVES
about 4 hours ago
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Adam Serwer
about 7 hours ago
When twitter was perceived as liberal it was a bubble and people should not take it seriously. But now that it's a cesspool of right-wing propaganda it's the Soul of America and the libs ignore it at their peril
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perfect angel
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dag
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MachinePix
about 5 hours ago
Manufacturing Mcomfort pickleballs.
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wood soup enthusiast
about 6 hours ago
mayors are a type of a guy who is so bad at getting drugs that they have to take office
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
about 6 hours ago
kill them with kindness but kill them nonetheless
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beetle moses
about 7 hours ago
At chili’s
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Himbo Deluxe
about 6 hours ago
Me n my midwit clique be grunting hella vivaciously in the produce aisle
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Viktor Winetrout
about 6 hours ago
Good morning to everyone except the assholes making things worse for people who are just trying to live
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baja yaga
about 7 hours ago
If youre ever feeling low just think of all the things you can do that Goku can't. Balance a spreadsheet. Raise a child. Drive a car. In many ways, you're stronger than Goku.
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Alice 🦷🫀🗡️【Horror Vtuber】
about 7 hours ago
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Ashwin Rodrigues
about 8 hours ago
Want to feel old? All the teenagers who used to email Rockstar Games asking why you can't shoot dogs in Grand Theft Auto now work for the federal government
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Eric Kim (김현철) inkskratch.com
about 24 hours ago
I think that if you're a parent and you want your child to experience a world of wizards and magic, you should get them into heavy metal
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ceej
about 16 hours ago
dried mango is the closest you can legally come to chewing on a man’s ear
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The movie Crank but it's called Wank and it's about a guy who dies if he stops beating off
about 9 hours ago
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Niko Stratis
about 9 hours ago
you gotta separate the art (McRib) from the artist (the body of Ronald McDonald)
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dwarf fortress bugs
about 9 hours ago
[
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a horse
about 16 hours ago
consider your hopes and dreams acknowledged and fulfilled you little freak
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old roadside pics
about 11 hours ago
sign: "trout haven, 1/2 million caught," black hills, south dakota, 1980
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BoatSim Boosterism
about 17 hours ago
bad responses to "I love you": - are you sure? you don't have to - mhmm! - that doesn't seem healthy - aww. - <borat voice> my wife
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
about 1 month ago
DOCTOR: What these results show is that you've never experienced insight, reflection, or interiority in your entire life. You can have no deeper thoughts than recognizing whatever you are looking at in any moment, or survival instincts like hunger for food. You are like a lizard, or a frog. ME: Woow
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No Context Achewood
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Notorious RBMK
about 18 hours ago
this is the mini project i used to teach myself multi filament printing (thanks
@jjco.bsky.social
for the help when I got stuck) it’s a desk fan that fights fascists over europe!
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Itchidia Deeznuts Final Fantasy
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Ed Zitron
about 19 hours ago
My friend Jeremy just told me in detail about his “uncle nephew band” which he calls “the uncle nephew constellation” and the text he recently received from his uncle. No further comment at this time
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Blame Tag 🏷️
about 19 hours ago
"Gee Snot, I don't know if this is what my dad meant when he said chicks dig a guy in uniform." "Well if you can think of a better way to meet single Latina MILFs I'd love to hear it!"
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JIMMY KNIVES
about 19 hours ago
🪓 bodyguard 🪓
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