idk how to respond to passive aggression, i will just kick you in the balls and tell you to eat shit

Gals with big boobs who also unabashedly love big boobs are like my kryptonite But, like, if there was one of those weird kryptonites that caused boners

Went into one of those rooms where you smash stuff today and experienced what may have been the feeling of working out frustration for the first time in my life

Talked to a gorgeous bartender today who went on a lot about how much she loves tits and I think I'm crushing a little

Well, if it isn't my old pals, Tired, Sad, and Scared. How ya been, fellas

Rare Dart of Major Milking removed from inventory

Spell Tome: Fast Screams

🎯🎯🎯

i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

This place rules so much. I'd go there on Sunday and get a big ol' bowl and a bahn mi and bubble tea and hate myself for three hours afterwards and learn absolutely nothing from my behavior because I would do it again next week

This is why everything sucks. It's not trans people. It's not immigrants. You are being robbed blind before your eyes and those same people also own all the tech and media networks to tell you that the cause is not them

Imagine this: we have socialism and a planned economy. A new technology is invented that automates a ton including your job. No worries. You get paid to get retrained in a new field and you can keep living in your apartment cause you’re not charged to live there. All is fine.

Played dress-up today

mindset

Mama Penguin is Kind of a Baddie When You're Two Beers in

Alright boss got those lab monkeys infected with contagious rage and cheaped out on the night shift security just like you asked

Got my performance review.

Everybody say Happy First Birthday to Arthur Corgan. If you don’t, he will appear in your bedroom this evening and bite you

my name is cat and when its light and when the sun is shining bright yet for some cause I've not been fed; i climb up high i lick the bread

Unfollow me now if you hate the way it feels to be immersed in unimaginable magic

"EXTRUDED SADDLE SURFACES" https://bonequest.com/9690

Gutted at the news that Kaleb Horton is gone. Kaleb was a brilliant writer, of course, but he was also a gifted photographer. Years ago I encouraged him to sell his pieces. His work was so good, I told him, and people should see it. Here are some of his beautiful shots.

hot take senator john cena (D-OH)

This looks like how I'd intentionally misspell "deer herd" for humorous effect

The original "hueg liek xbox" photoshop, discovered this week on an old hdd.

Flashing two guys so hard their car explodes

Me tryna fuckin orgasm

remember to scoop up your animals and kiss them until they get mad

Well don't I feel stupid

full throttle ass mode

The main reason I am not on X is I know enough about this stuff to know however immune one thinks they are to information ops, propaganda, and algorithmic manipulation it has an impact on the way you see the world. Even when you think you're kicking against it, you're dancing to their tune.

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

It’s called dungeon synth mom and it isn’t a phase.

They call me Kid Cigarettes

my brain keeps repeating the phrase "informed horse" today so go inform the horses

make a FURSONA

when the youtube video says "now don't worry if you weren't chronically online enough to understand all of that" but you understood all of it

I strongly believe in the breadth and influence of independent art, to grant us oblique angles on the world and ourselves. But also every indie game is somewhere on this spectrum:

Actually exercised wooooo

I ate the radioactive shrimp and now Godzilla is whooping my ass

groimes, oim een theh eepsteen foiles

OPPS PULLED UP

i cant stop thinking about this fucking review

claim: corn flakes were invented because kellogg was a freak obsessed with masturbation and thought a bland diet would discourage masturbation what's true: the claim what's false: well the box didn't say you wouldn't cum

Why do so many people think freedom of speech means a right to an audience.