Fuck these fucking thieves

👀 Apparently, Ross Douthat invited Seth Harp to debate him on Douthat's "Interesting Times" NYT podcast. Harp says that the episode was recorded, Douthat got crushed, and RD/NYT decided not to publish it. What? x.com/sethharpesq/...

I don’t want to depress you all but the entire media and political class will have moved on from this latest Trump racist outburst by tomorrow, Monday at the very latest. He gets away with it every time - because he is allowed to get away with it, and because he floods the zone.

Limbless, Slippery RFK Jr.: ‘Becoming An Eel Is A Sign Of Good Health’ https://theonion.com/limbless-slippery-rfk-jr-becoming-an-eel-is-a-sign-of-good-health/

I just woke up. $425,000 for @translifeline.org. I feel like I must still be asleep, must still be dreaming that this is happening, but it's true. You are all amazing. We have one day left. Let's make some magic! 💜🤍💙💜🤍💙

Death Camp For Cutie over here

He’s going to destroy both companies hell yes

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/

Whitney Cummings Changes Skin Ahead of ‘The Daily Show’ Debut www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/whitn...

Here’s the worst part about my name being in the Epstein Files: He didn’t even email his friend MY article. He emailed an aggregation of my article with my name in it. It's one thing to be the world's most evil pedophile, but at least read primary source materials when doing non-pedophile stuff.

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

We really got to stop using other folks’ bad news to self-promote our news.

Pay some voice actors, dipshits.

Like 40% of the ruling class just got outed as pedophiles and they’re scared of whatever this is lol. Awesome

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

Whenever they’re doing Trump’s autopsy after he dies I bet his chest opens up like that one scene in The Thing and then his head sprouts legs and scuttles off

i think, right now, with a boombox and the right grimes song you could get him to do it for real

I’m sorry, this is so funny

Musk made the clutch move of repeatedly emailing a convicted child sex offender multiple times at 6am

Guy who doesn’t understand it correctly: If I understand it correctly Jeffrey Epstein was blackmailing Bill Gates to get unbanned from Xbox Live

The director of Melania movie

every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”

youtu.be/Jw7SpzaYSnY If you too want to understand this hellworld, please review my amateurish retelling of the lore of the world. Because Moot being in the esptein files has just made a lot more of this click into place for me.

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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island" is exactly what I say to people when i am "REFUSING" to associate with them www.404media.co/musk-to-epst...

Oh is that right? Is that right???? www.wheresyoured.at/the-enshitti...

A @peterferrarese.bsky.social classic

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To: Jeffery Epstein From: Elon Musk Subject: Confirming Pedophile Sex Party on Pedophile Island Checking in to make sure we’re still on for all that child molesting this weekend on your pedophile island. Your friend and fellow pedophile, Elon Musk PS Tulalah says hi

I’m proud to announce @culturedumpster.com has an exclusive scoop.

The arrests of Don Lemon, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lundy are unacceptable and a clear violation of the Constitution. This is a dangerous abuse of power that threatens the rights of every single American. They must be released immediately.

Joe Rogan has to be the dumbest motherfucker in the world. When Andrew Schultz comes off as smarter than you you are medically stupid

you delusional leftists are being intentionally obtuse. Here’s what Schumer WON with this deal: - 5 second running head start for all potential shooting victims - gentleman’s agreement not to kill any more white men - bi-weekly recreational period for ALL children in ICE custody GAME CHANGING!!

Your failure is absolute and history will remember you as a coward who was complicit in the brutalization of the people you were elected to represent.

Chuck is fine with you being executed in the streets so long as the proper paperwork has been filed.

Palestinian journalist Bisan Owda with 1.4m followers reports TikTok ban https://aje.news/ljjuww

I am currently on my way to another hearing regarding my federal charges for protesting ICE. When I say our leaders must be willing to put everything on the line, I mean it. And frankly, I see it as the bare minimum in this moment.

🚨 I've obtained a list of secret watchlists the Department of Homeland Security uses to keep tabs on American citizens www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ices-secre...

Great movie

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Local Blu-ray player used to be PlayStation 3

finally saw the new Frankenstein by @realgdt.bsky.social and found it very moving. decided to do a fanart of the Creature in Virtual Boy pixel art style

The People love you, Melania!