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Nobody: have you ever been so horny you wanted to die? Salmon:

Good morning Latinsky latinsky.community

at some point this genre of post reads like "people who read... due to reasons... freak me out. like what the FUCK... like HOW"

"yes, we are a greco-roman civilization, which means we are doomed"

[puts on my THEY LIVE glasses] "Only listen when white people tell you to be alarmed."

me all day every day

Prediction: no one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera Reality:

i’m tired, hitler

what a deal!

I think @caseynewton.bsky.social summarized the current state of platforms perfectly in these two paras: www.platformer.news/threads-blue...

"The Veldt" by Ray Bradbury

We are bent on more than just the democratic revolution. We are fighting for socialism, i.e., for the complete emancipation of the toilers from all oppression, economic as well as political.

how can i inspire you to ask questions rather than fear me? how can i invite you to unfold me rather than imagine someone who fits your assumptions? how can i speak the settler’s tongue and have you hear anyone but the settler?

if i showed you a thousand year vision that ended with something utopian, would you point at the part where the death cult fights back and say “but violence is bad”

please clap. i just emptied an ex’s christmas gifts after months of dreading the artifacts of someone who treated me like a woman-shaped boyfriend i fucking hate christmas

people wondering why my body language is so weird and i don’t understand your cues worse than any autist they’ve ever met, making me think maybe i should just say i’m from the year nine thousand, like maybe the whole thing would actually be less weird that way

people wondering why my body language is so weird and i don’t understand your cues worse than any autist they’ve ever met, making me think maybe i should just say i’m from the year nine thousand, like maybe the whole thing would actually be less weird that way

Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out https://theonion.com/breakfast-in-bed-served-to-mom-who-just-got-eaten-out-1819574958/

i don't even play video games anymore but do i love ocremix

Happy birthday to John Brown, who knew exactly how to handle the south’s “Peculiar Institution”

making a fortune in portland reading meme arrangements like tarot spreads

sending this back to a younger self to ponder enigmatically

# the erotic proof of the sacred mystery of gender a dickgirl's dick is hot because she is not a man. a dick is hot because it is a dick. the dick and manhood are distinct in nature and the body knows it.

at the airport. see a guy during tsa thing. his shirt says "if you're confused about gender go try and milk a bull" and because i am a huge pervert i assume he is a comradely grungler. i say "i like your shirt" he doesn't look at me. "thanks" later, on my flight he's flying first class

"why tau and not terra" terra is the name of this planet, meaning, a big ball of dirt and iron. i don't like being called a big ball of dirt and iron, and Tau reminds me of home. it's not that far away, just a hip hop across time and possibility.

gonna get a bag so cunty i call it my womb

It’s striking how quickly people attribute humanity to non-sentient systems like Claude, given the long history of violent dehumanization and contested recognition of Black humanity.

DO ART. READ BOOKS.

amazing things happening in the world of gender-affirming care

i see folks saying the recent damage includes “most of what remained of the VRA” which, given the number of body blows it has already taken, makes the situation feel something like zeno’s arrow paradox except it’s the substance of the settler’s illusion of democracy

every trope about "the guys chat" is also true of transfemme chats but all the lewd pics flying around are selfies

i'm the resident evil* *villain that lives here

rare earth hypothesis vs the endless span of possibility: how many times do multiples of this very large prime appear on the infinity-sided die?

Every time I see someone talk about Claude I think about how they switched from female to male names as soon as they wanted the robots to seem like experts vs personal assistants.

The only AI agents I might respect are those running on hardware that runs near the operator’s bed, so I know they are tanking the brunt of infrasound pollution. Better if it is powered by a grid centered in their dwelling. Face the damage yourself or admit parasitism.

Many a white person thinks being a leftist is *thinking* certain things are wrong and *feeling* bad about exploitation…while still actively participating in the system at the highest level possible to make money.

how would you explain the experience of individuality? how should i explain its absence?

altruism evolved because we are a social species, you idiot, and we have known for millions of fucking years that we only make it if most of us make it, since long before we were human

I hired this dog to stare at you

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i didn’t ask for this wrong answer and you spent water generating it anyway. fuck you

i like that @why.bsky.team calls himself a wizard utopian when the “wizard” part means “i use computers” and the utopian part means “with massive externalities that actively harm me and everyone else too”

new shit on the blog blog.bovid.space

bred? at the circus?? uhh. uhhhhh. oh, “bread AND circuses”? like we go see clowns as aftercare? [under my breath] what about both

i'm starting to get the hang of nahuatl's tl sound. next up: actually learning spanish so i can understand Xiuhtezcatli's lyrics

there is a war going on for your mind and i won it because your mind's empire forgot the importance of the logistics required to feed an army. get sun tzu'd, nerd