“But first go to your chairs, open the social media apps, pull up your keyboard, and type, and say it:”

Thomas rocks! Support indie games media, you fucking posers.

“But first go to your chairs, open the social media apps, pull up your keyboard, and type, and say it:”

You can just spend the day building a Gundamn you know. It's an option.

FIFA to give Trump second FIFA Peace Prize.

War? In this economy?

“Sir, before you carry out this attack on Venezuela please identify which one of these animals is a giraffe”

Tom Clancy's Idiocracy

from @theonion.com print edition

staying up all night cramming bc i forgot i have 3 cognitive tests tomorrow

I know some folks in a bunch of sportbooks ads that should do this.

War? In this economy?

Who cares who made what roster? I'm just here for the sex. www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/...

Rewatching Mad Men and completely forgot Pete Campbell was a Coxswain. It makes so much sense.

Piggybacking

Getting some work done.

What a year for the movies.

any @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social or @hard-drive.net contributors want to perform at the show this month? DM me.

I had to put on so much makeup to get ready for this podcast. How dare @realmfresh.bsky.social make the video aspect mandatory.

Not a sports dad by any means, but if my kids embarrass me on the second reboot of Legends of the Hidden Temple, I will die.

What if we kissed in the Shrine of the Silver Monkey?

Don't forget to take the Stand N' Watch Challenge this year! Make your Dad proud boxd.it/R21j6

“This 50-year-old satire is timeless, Mr. Beale!”

Kinda nuts that none of the PlayStation-themed levels in Astro Bot are from the PS2 era.

Now watching:

I pledge to use less toilet paper this year.

Everyone pushing verticals is to blame for this.

I liked the Stranger Things finale.

Going into 2026 like...

Getting ready for my NYE kiss.

I liked the Stranger Things finale.

Everyone pushing verticals is to blame for this.

Saw someone call Dispatch, ‘Twilight for guys’ and they’re completely right.

Stranger Things? Nah, I’m holding out for the spin-off series, Strangest Things.

Can’t recommend enough, finding the subreddit for people with your name and rooting one another on.

I knew that wasn’t a stunt ass.

I look forward to the eventual Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen skins! www.polygon.com/silent-hill-...

SMH. No Common Side Effects or Haha, You Clowns.

Still working my way through it, but Keeper looks amazing.

If you're an adult who still wets the bed and you have a child who wets the bed, you don't have a bed wetting problem. You have a bed wetting mystery.

Look at all these amazing and talented people!

Did you know every joke that gets published by Hard Drive was written by a real actual human that you can follow on this here website? Technology is amazing.

This sucks, because I can’t podcast in the nude anymore.

I see movie stars in more ads than movies these days.

If you didn’t live in peace, you don’t get to rest in peace.

As many of you may know, I co-host a podcast all about Dad Movies. In honor of this podcast I have made a Dad Movie Letterboxd Challenge. 52 categories of Dad Movies to be watched by the end of 2026. Feel free to participate, maybe even do the challenge with your Dad while he stands boxd.it/R21j6

Just finished the wonderfully depressing Day Zero. If @crobertcargill.bsky.social wanted to write 100 more books in this series, I’m pretty sure I’d read them all.

We need to bring back shaming movie stars for being in ads. Those advertising jobs should be reserved for working actors who need to make a living, not for already-rich movie stars.

I see movie stars in more ads than movies these days.