What a fucking mess we have made of information

at opera plaza sitting down for I LOVE BOOSTERS

Once again, inevitable question: if this is what they’re doing to Senator Kim in front of cameras, what are they doing to the detained people inside that facility bsky.app/profile/davi...

wait, didn’t dennis miller do this bit on weekend update back in the early 90s?

Grogu! No!

it's really crazy how nearly every character in "the boys" is an absolute coward. but i suppose something like that was the point of the comic

some impressive games tonight. the spurs looked great and the golden knights seem unstoppable

lmao

hey so lots going on i know but this right here is a whole fucking slow motion ongoing tragedy

I think everyone's energy would be better used talking about how awful Threads is.

If I’m not evolved enough to understand it, then why did they have to steal my writing to train it?

I made this sticker cost $1. I have too many of them. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com/product/stop...

“a disfigured nerd falls in love with a girl,” me to a coworker when they asked what phantom of the opera is about

Anyways I'm too busy to get to the wedding Don junior. Working on some documents.

“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”

if you're cis and you are asked by your management to police bathrooms, "can you confirm in writing that you are ordering me to approach customers to discuss their sex?" is an email no manager wants to reply to

Actually, real mass rape is worse than mass rape that never happened but was fabricated to incite genocide bsky.app/profile/mich...

Please send one large hot dog costume to: Senator Mitch McConnell 317 Russell Senate Office Building Washington, DC 20510

Doordash is bad. "But my specific case" sure, *perhaps* your specific case. that's fine. But it's straightforwardly a negative on our society, culture, and economy and we are gonna stop lying about that. also you're not too busy to cook food 👍

is this guy running a real campaign?

oh wow this is exactly what nobody wanted

haha, @theonion.com print edition never misses

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

Musk v Altman JUDGE: The jury has sent a question and the answer is no, the death penalty is not "available for both sides" please return to the jury room and limit your consideration to civil damages.

watching the new punisher "presentation" on disney+ and i just don't get the street violence within the first 10 or so minutes. like, there are just random people fighting each other on the sidewalks for no discernible reason

logged back into facebook tonight for the first time in nearly a year. did so to acknowledge the death of a friend. now i have to decide if , as long as i'm active on the site, why shouldn't i go full leftist? why should't i just attack western imperialism?

man, i am so goddamned tired of people complaining about prices here in the year of our lord 2026. and i am by no means rich.

so frustrating to look for works by johann sebastian bach's kids but search for the word bach always return to j.s...

rest in peace, brenda davis

heck yes

man it's gonna be a long summer

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

Day 6 of Elon losing it about a Black person being cast in a movie

i was today years old when i learned what lars4kids does

i genuinely said “what the fuck” no fewer than five times during this article, which can’t possibly be more than like 1,500 words.

I used to feel a little bad that The Onion is about to surpass WaPo in print subs and stopped promoting the membership as a direct foil until today they came out with “Do POOR BABIES deserve DIAPERS???” so therefore

How many hundreds of thousands of Africans does a man have to kill by yanking foreign aid to get called racist around here?

pretty incredible that "amused to death," the 1992 album from roger waters, remains relevant

he's gonna pardon those animals he picks out on the test to measure cognitive decline

Your own Virtual Treason

Smoke - Trust: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3qX...

just listened to a couple of killer versions of "cortez the killer" and was struck by the idea that the song must simply mean absolutely nothing to an imperialist, or a zionist

there are too many usernames and passwords. i took to writing it all down, but even that hasn't worked

"the fate of all mankind i see is in the hands of fools" king crimson, 1969

Trump gathered all of the very worst people in the country in one place and got them to break a million laws and then pardoned all of them, and now local law enforcement has to go get them one by one as they commit new crimes.

Big tech corporations have finally figured out who is to blame for their crappy products: science fiction writers.