I am very depressed. Holla!

RIP #Sora

Only three left of my "AI MAKES SLOP" iridescent vinyl #sticker. →→ nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com *I* think it's a nice design, but that's just the stupid opinion of my fallible, imperfect human brain.

Outstandingly good vintage French & Czech photo booths. fotoautomat.fr

Imagine you're gonna be painting someone smoking a massive blunt and painting Woody Harrelson but those never overlap?

I need work to distract me from thinking but there's no work.

shit in your own mouth to own the libs

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and when a president does it, it's not illegal?

I need work to distract me from thinking but there's no work.

Nice of you share this but better if you *BUY STICKERS* Deface your local landmarks; cover a techbro's cybertruck get 'em here — nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com CHEAP!

airport-ready

Already out of my comfort zone designing a "girl jock" type character and now I learn that wrestlers wear SHOES? Not these shoes, which are 1994 Converse One-Star skate shoes had drawn already and pasted in. #characterdesign

I'm bringing this back. I draw custom #illustrations of #cats reading #books for $75 DM to order see previous cats here: www.behance.net/gallery/2291...

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and when a president does it, it's not illegal?

Everybody get your sexy sex drawings into the Tom of Finland Emerging (ew.) Artist invitational— www.tomoffinland.org/eac/

Penguin Enema. Penguinema?

RIP #Sora

there's no upside to any of this.

airport-ready

Cornish horror food Stargazy Pie appeared in two #anime I watched this week— Frieren & Love Through A Prism. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargaz... Did sudden awareness of this thing sweep through the manga scene at the same time? The Japanese eat loads of head-on fish, how would this even shock them?

To people pearl-clutching over Trump tweeted something crass over the death of Mueller or shocked SHOCKED that Trump wore a ballcap when receiving soldier coffins— DID YOU FORGET THAT HE'S A SERIAL RAPIST OF CHILDREN?

IT’S CALLED HENTAI, COOP. NICHE PORNOGRAPHY FROM THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN. REAL WACKYLAND STUFF LIKE TENTACLES. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE GETTING A PROSTATE MASSAGE FROM AN OCTOPUS? ME TOO.

eat fifty bees

Nice of you share this but better if you *BUY STICKERS* Deface your local landmarks; cover a techbro's cybertruck get 'em here — nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com CHEAP!

I listened to the 2 hour 40 minute breakdown of just how badly-written SHY GIRL (the novel being pulled for being written by GenAI) really is. youtu.be/GbeKTa5xhZo?...

DINOSAURUS! hate! construction equipment!

I don't have any work lined up, so some #illustration #commissions would help. I can draw other things besides cats-reading-books, too. (DM me for a quote.) That said, cats-reading-books I can turn around in 24 hours. There's a formula and a method.

I probably will never get a job. I'm going to die still living in my parents house, checking LinkedIn jobs hourly for eternity as a disembodied entity with unfinished business in this life.

Can anime eyes get TOO big? At some point they stop even resembling human eyes and become vast immobile ringed pits with a gravitational pull. Lollipop physique: giant head and stick-like body resembles a stretched fetus more than a person. This is an insult to life itself.

I'm not even slightly Irish despite [pale/Catholic] so I did not indulge in your gutter Hibernian revelry yesterday. We as modern humans of the 21st century need to say no to corned beef and soda bread. We've evolved beyond it.

What if we all just treated the most vile world leaders of the moment _as if_ they were already dead. Sorry sir, we can't follow orders from dead men. Would you not prefer to haunt the East Wing?

This country hates women and is proud of it.

B. Kliban

found image cats smoking cigarettes via mhill46-holdthefrontpage.blogspot.com/2012/07/rand...

I had to explain to a Gen Z kid that "cringe comedy" was a style of comedy based on uncomfortable situations not, like, comedy that is cringe meaning bad.

The upshot of overemphasizing STEM in education: cut the arts, end up with a generation of uncultured, unempathetic, nonintrospective dipshit supervillains. Force Silicon Valley to do The Artist's Way morning pages.

ok, these billionaires who are destroying our civilization are *stupid* stupid. (Andreessen conehead watch: head is slightly less pointy here than in the last photo I saw of him.)

Watching a dreadful anime meant for small children— a "food war" type show with endless head-to-head cooking battles. During the closing credits a live action actor makes the recipe featured in the episode, but they're wearing a mascot costume of the main character including a big ol' oversized head

Man look at this photo of Toshiro Mifune this is out of control

I just heard of the "Boston Cooler," a soda fountain special from Detroit— a ginger ale #icecream float (specifically Vernors ginger ale + Stroh's ice cream) blended like a milkshake. Can any Detroiter confirm this exists or is it an AI hallucination? Why invoke Boston in the name? Sounds gross.

thanks, Wikipedia en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pop_out...

Still photoshopping cats to be smoking cigarettes #caturday #nicfits

I used to have regular nightmares where I have to direct an improv show, now all my nightmares are about packing boxes and moving. In waking life, I haven't done either in years.

Vintage Japanese Kelloggs. For National Cereal Day Frosties (1963), Fruit Pon (1965), Honey Pon (1967), Broncos (1975) (the source was frostiesandcoco.jp but now extinct)

Remember Max Brenner: Chocolates by the Bald Man? These shops spontaneously appeared in New York and then, in a puff of smoke, disappeared. I wonder how Max is doing these days.

The corollary "GAMIFY YOUR ANXIETY" is on tee-public— www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/5790...

Kaiser pharmacy just sent me four bottles of anti-depressants to go with the three I already have. Big Pharma is making bonanza bank out of this hellscape administration. → nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

If you see this, share your Smash Bros main

I'm bringing this back. I draw custom #illustrations of #cats reading #books for $75 DM to order see previous cats here: www.behance.net/gallery/2291...

If you've never seen a Chick Tract in your trick-or-treat bag or left in the bathroom of a highway rest stop, you can read JC's entire tract oeuvre online: www.chick.com Scare yourself: Shitloads of dumb Americans believe in this cockamamie bastardization of Christianity... and they vote.