#caturday youtu.be/uJ2cEc_TCH8?...

"ICE GO HOME- GET OUT OF OUR CITY!" $2 stickers on shiny metallic vinyl COVER YOUR CITY IN 'EM Donald's Gestapo will see it on a wall and maybe just maybe, in his heart of hearts, deep down in the bottom of his soul, feel worse about abducting people for being too tan → square.link/u/gsHlY5WF

ChatGPT makes me suicidal and I don't even have to talk to it.

give me five dollars

#writersky #authorsky HEY all you #writers celebrate #pubday with an #illustration of YOUR cat reading YOUR book. Great for making stickers or other promotional merch—several #authors already have to great acclaim! www.behance.net/gallery/2291... Starts at a mere $50. DM me. Early #caturday

This guy.

A Geranium with Rubens Peale, drawn after Rembrandt Peale's "Rubens Peale with a Geranium," at one point the most expensive painting in the National Gallery (US) www.nga.gov/artworks/662... Rubens Peale was a stone-cold geranium-cultivating hottie. #illustration

Any scene this phrase is attached to is worlds better than what we're living in right now. "You think THAT'S bad, get a load of the present Conservatives want." #lettering

You can now direct-buy MONETIZE YOUR DEPRESSION stickers from me, a chronic depressive, for $4. All proceeds spent on effexor, adderall, abilify, and possibly ketamine therapy🤞. (I am very, very depressed) → square.link/u/Qhj4ckHw

If you want this template redrawn with you and your cat(s), I'd be happy to accommodate of course. #caturday #commission

I'd like to thank the disturbed individual who posted this on Yahoo Answers five years ago for inspiring my latest and greatest shirt design

Post you from a different era.

now you can buy it www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8305...

Friday Freshers' tea

The only #Christmascard I did last year was "woman and her #cat" model, which I offered as a customizable template for a couple years with the alcohol removed.

In the past, I've drawn a lot of Christmas commission portrait cards "Mad Men Style" for families and couples. (Some of these doubled engagement announcement/save the date cards, if I recall.)

Post you from a different era.

#PortfolioDay #ArtShare is for CATS OF OCTOBER More than Thirty-One #Cats in costumes for every day of October 2017 see more at hipster-animals.tumblr.com/archive/2017...

There's a germ of an idea in this. Also, true.

I'm selling these real glasses with clear no-Rx lenses if anyone wants look like a nerdlinger in their fake-smarty Warby Parker glasses. They're BLUE. poshmark.com/listing/WARB...

I frequently have dreams where I have to run improv workshops for hundreds of people simultaneously. I should be compensated for these dreams.

A woman ruined my workplace By Caravaggio (c. 1602)

Remember Ace of Cakes? That was the last Food Network show that wasn't dogshit. Just chronicling the days of stoned art school graduates in Baltimore...

I'd like to thank the disturbed individual who posted this on Yahoo Answers five years ago for inspiring my latest and greatest shirt design

First as comedy, then as national tragedy

Look at that gorgeous logo.

Mamdani won because of a good hand-painted logo.

Hey Ellison, there's one show guaranteed to appeal to EVERYONE in America—

The new mayor of New York City is... DICK CHENEY???? *record scratch*

I also voted Yes on Dick Cheney dying.

The comedic mode I react most strongly to is "elegantly-crafted stupidity."

if it’s like the last time they did this (2017) they’re about to blow a lot of money on shit no one watches and pump life into a few spectacular late career flameouts, can’t wait to see hundreds of millions of dollars immolated trying to make Jeff Dunham’s second most racist puppet a sitcom star

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Vote and die anyway. via ideas.ted.com/gallery-post...

something I naively posted last election day

no NO [furiously empties a drum of working transplant hearts into his coffin]

I’m at the dentist. I’m at the dentist. I’m at the combination dentist-dentist

A couple years ago I read that robotics companies were investing in stair climbing robots who could escort super wealthy dug-in manhattanites to doctor’s appointment like mechanical spider crabs so forgive me if I’m skeptical that they’re gonna uproot their lives and abandoned their rent control NOW

I killed Dick Cheney.

#godzilla day? I've never drawn a Gojira. I drew a Gamera for Mad Men in 2010. It was a Godzilla in the episode, but that was historically inaccurate to the year the scene was set. So I drew them watching Gamera instead because I am a kaiju pedant.

Fall back into deep depression.

Should I make this sticker? Would you buy it and deface your neighborhood with it?

Should I make this sticker? Would you buy it and deface your neighborhood with it?