as my MA thesis advisor (RIP Leo Ribuffo) said to me, “Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social is the gift that keeps on giving.”

If I haven't sold 100 of these by the weekend, I'll be despondent. Who DOESN'T needs a Soviet cigarette butt-stomping cartoon cat shirt? www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9481...

it's still pretty crude, but my take on this lettering

Get these retro baseball shirts for everyone on your softball team! Rename the team "The туши окурок"s! www.teepublic.com/baseball-tee...

If I haven't sold 100 of these by the weekend, I'll be despondent. Who DOESN'T needs a Soviet cigarette butt-stomping cartoon cat shirt? www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9481...

I wear mostly mod-style '60s vintage and retro dresses My beef with the modern repro/retro ones is they're all spandex. Even though it's 10 degrees cooler in SF vs. southern CA, I have sweat through every inch of this dress (left). They're also intended to be worn by drag queens. DQs must sweat?

The pro-cigarette smoking Russian cartoon cat with a rebuttal: youtu.be/q9Wizggqu0w?...

I like this #lettering, but can't find any provenance for it online. I think it's #retro 90s-2000s not actually #vintage 1960s. Looks like Derek Yaniger (derekart.com) invoking Rolly Crump... maybe? #sanfrancisco

"The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time — it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine, with that San Francisco crowd. I don’t even want to shake hands with anybody from San Francisco.” - Richard M. Nixon, on tape 1971 (hat tip @swilkes.bsky.social for the quotation)

give me money

It's a shirt now→ www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9481... туши окурок! ("tushi okurok!") means "stub out cigarette butts!"

Russian cats have no chill. Look at this freakin' NARC! @catsofyore.bsky.social

A "got spanked" card from the Shufflebook deck which grifters are selling individually on etsy for $50! I had a Shufflebook as a very tiny kid, but mostly remember my parents complaining for years afterward that we threw them everywhere .

Ask yourself, why is Haiti the "worse country", hmmm? How perhaps, have the "values" of the US affected that condition? Was that "work ethic" that the US is "filled with" demonstrated by a specific color of people involuntarily for hundreds of years? (crack a history book, cracker)

ouch!

I renewed thisisquizbowl.com as a birthday present to myself. In the ONE YEAR since I finished the #pitch & #pilot, literally no one who matters has looked at it. Since the entire industry collapsed, I don't know what to do with my show. You should look at it. It is funny and has pictures.

"Word Fun"

San Francisco Bay Area— I am inside you. Hire me for your graphic projects.

Downing Street cats: Larry Freya Sybil Humphrey Wilberforce Peta Peter Peter Nelson Bob Peter Treasury Bill en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_M...

James Carville is a cartoon character who's been wearing this shirt since 1992. Why do his opinions matter? Just watch THE WAR ROOM (or the Documentary Now! parody of it, same diff) www.imdb.com/title/tt0108...

It's the classic hero's journey— boy genius joins high school It's Academic quiz team, clashes with the captain, cartoon ultra-violence ensues. That's really what I'm offering to adult animation: epic physically-impossible physical fights of a 7-year-old vs a teenager + karaoke + trivia Can't lose

Lego glasses by jeancharlesdecastelbajac.com

I renewed thisisquizbowl.com as a birthday present to myself. In the ONE YEAR since I finished the #pitch & #pilot, literally no one who matters has looked at it. Since the entire industry collapsed, I don't know what to do with my show. You should look at it. It is funny and has pictures.

If I was put on the spot, I'd probably eat a pokémon. Most of them, anyway. Not the ones that are, like, magnets or rocks or some shit like that.

We can't memory hole that the Tea Party initially called themselves "Teabaggers" until someone clued them in to the sexual meaning. They'll always be Teabaggers to me.

We're still doing these, right? → trek.epicrandomness.com

Mid century sun trademarks. Happy Solstice! www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/m...

I've never felt more alone in the world than when I'm scrolling through the Discover feed.

even though it doesn't showcase his adorable speech impediment, my boy genius character will sing Perfect Day at karaoke, because it sounds like a 7 year old wrote it... ...and he also loves heroin.

Dummies think "A Perfect Day" is secretly about heroin, but it's actually an ode to Lou Reed's other addiction— feeding animals in the zoo.

caveat: Ain't no one as dope as me.

Mondays, right? youtu.be/dkpgz3uQ58U?...

I hope Hull History Centre won't mind me sharing this lovely letter from Roy Hattersley's papers, on the sad news of his passing aged 93. RIP.

Good Protein. Happy Hearts. Can't Lose.

Today Gene Shalit killed David Hockney in a knife fight before turning the blade on himself

I think we should eat Elon Musk.

I don't have any friends either... where's MY trillion dollars?

The San Diego central courthouse contains infinite golf pencils but no pencil sharpeners. This is not a metaphor. My pencil has gone dull.

I'm drawing the movie palace Art Theatre of Long Beach for their annual festival, but I found it had already been done perfectly in a series of #LosAngeles landmarks by George Townley. www.instagram.com/george.townl...

To pay rent on a studio apt at the penny-ante rates I get paid for this stuff, I'd need to make posters for 20 shows a month. Even at my peak as semi-official UCBT NYC designer, I rarely had more than 6. Yet, I believe it can be done. EVERYONE ALL OVER THE WORLD: GIVE ME YOUR COMEDY PROMO JOBS.

I don't know what sports are.

There's a guy in the jury waiting room wearing a t-shirt with “totally impartial potential juror” on it. If he gets selected will he take the "potential" off or does he have a second shirt?