A.I. sucks. #STICKERS suck, too. I have more than 300 of these fuckers. Yours fer a buck each + stamp to mail them nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

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A.I. sucks. #STICKERS suck, too. I have more than 300 of these fuckers. Yours fer a buck each + stamp to mail them nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

I could write another book, I guess. That might me two months of rent, if anyone wants to put it out. My experiences in the realm of publishing have always been too little money for too much effort, even when I half-ass it.

I sell these not to make money, but to subtly nudge ICE agents into committing suicide. Stochastic death by a thousand paper cuts. EVERYONE HATES YOU. Orders from ICE-targeted cities always get free extras. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

It's pretty obvious I'm never getting a salaried job anywhere, so piecemeal freelance is the only way out. I do posters, covers, flyers, whatever. Lettering, illustration, the whole deal. nobodyssweetheart.com

I've never done a crowd-funded project. I'm scrolling through the "most funded" Kickstarter projects and none of these are things I would think of doing so maybe it's just not an arena I can conceptualize. It's all fuckin' NERD SHIT.

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Both of these #stickers cost $1 each now. One buck + one forever stamp... mailed directly to you nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

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Both of these #stickers cost $1 each now. One buck + one forever stamp... mailed directly to you nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

sorry to hear about Ted Turner's passing

I made this sticker cost $1. I have too many of them. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com/product/stop...

I had this.

sorry to hear about Ted Turner's passing

Vote Brown Recluse in the Midterms

Every online take on the Met Gala (for or against) is aggressively stupid and wrong.

I don't care that this is fake. I speaks to me.

I pay $15 a month to maintain nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com so you guys need to buy at least $15 worth of stickers for me to break even. This is your problem, too. We're in this together.

I prefer presidential assassins who succeed.

Here Comes Madness

I may be projecting, but I only root for the contestants on #Taskmasker who look miserable... like they're compelled into participating under duress.

It's HIS birthday bit the presents are for YOU Kupperman is one of the few legitimately FUNNY people working in comics*. If you've never seen his work, get wise! www.patreon.com/MichaelKuppe... _______ *(especially INDIE comics, Jesus. What a bunch of sad sacks, that lot!)

Imagine how much different your life would have been if you invented the Wacky Wall Walker. Somebody got there first, tough. So you're just trash. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wacky_W...

I sell these not to make money, but to subtly nudge ICE agents into committing suicide. Stochastic death by a thousand paper cuts. EVERYONE HATES YOU. Orders from ICE-targeted cities always get free extras. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

Sundae Morning

Forget it, Jake. It's Nerd Prom.

I was hit by a flash-memory of the sudden vogue for Belgian cuisine in New York City circa 1998/1999, the vanguard being a trendy gastro-pub where the servers all dressed in medieval-style cassocks with hoods.

Neuromancher is a combination neuromancer and rancher. The guy who wrote Yellowstone is showrunning. ‪

The sparkly glitter cat-smoking-a-pipe #sticker sold out, but I still have loads of designs. → nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

I dreamt I wrote a novel about a naive college senior being hired by a sprawling internet start-up of ambiguous purpose Then we learn the CEO-guru is a delusional narcissist who actually wants to blow up the world. Ripped from the headlines. So I suppose I have to actually write it now, huh?

If you live in an ICE-targeted hot spot (Minneapolis, Chicago, LA, etc.) and order ICE GO HOME stickers, you get extras for free. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com Some TEMU Blackwater cosplaying CHUD will see my sticker in your neighborhood and have a good hard cry over their hurt feelings.

There's no stage or television production that could not be improved by putting Twilight Zone "Eye of the Beholder" pig people prosthetics on all the actors. www.fxwarehouse.info/product/Pigg...

I hope some cast member of the new @theonion.com owned INFOWARS commits to becoming as red as Alex Jones was in his prime. Not with make up. Method. Become RED. @bencollins.bsky.social

ICE is not in as many headlines as it used to be, but hasn't stopped. The Senate just voted to give them an extra $140 billion. Fuck these guys. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

A debut album so good you can forgive 40 of the intervening years. The idiot-geniuses of #punkrock RAMONES Released 50 years ago: April 23, 1976 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

#STICKERS + more → nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com 💥 STOP FORCING A.I. INTO EVERY FUCKING THING* 💥 ICE GO HOME (70 left) 💥 IMPEACH CONVICT REMOVE (82 left) 💥 RED GLITTER PIPE CAT (2 left) 💥 MONETIZE YOUR DEPRESSION (3 left) 💥 Limited Ed. Signed MAD MEN PRINT _____ *so many hundreds left

By the way, this music video is over 25 years old and absolutely doesn't feel it. It could have been made yesterday. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDI...

You can blow with this or you can blow with that, doc.

You have absolutely NO reason to buy Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing! stickers from #etsy, but it's there now: → nobodyssweetheart.etsy.com/listing/4492... Maybe you GET OFF on paying an extra dollar in etsy fees? Who am I to judge? (Shop nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com otherwise)

I'm so annoyed I'm awake right now, but people give you shit when you sleep 20 hours a day to shut out the horrors. Shit like "you need to see a doctor" and "we're worried about you."

Giant ants. No wait, that's "Them." Never mind.

Weed, Hitler & Columbine