If you order tonight or early tomorrow, I'll get it in the mail on Saturday.

The #Pitt, like Game of Thrones before it, is taking full advantage of that HBO MA rating—last episode had two visible butts in it, one being digitally penetrated (for medical reasons, not sexy reasons)! Two episodes ago it was full-on engorged dong shots (for medical reasons)! Medicine is gross!

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

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I wonder which Olympian's medal Trump will take?

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one year ago

Werner Herzog AND Klaus Kinski?

I'm at the Olympics and the entire stadium booed JD Vance. 😌

Werner Herzog.

Breaking MS NOW: The Department of Homeland Security *unsuccessfully* sought to expedite deportation proceedings against the family of 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos, according to a local school official. At an asylum hearing Friday, the family was granted a continuance. www.ms.now/news/dhs-rep...

Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God's Away On Business youtu.be/U5X4N2exOsU?...

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Don't forget the shitting himself!

Anyone ordering anti-ICE #stickers from a heavily targeted city— now #Portland, #Minneapolis, Chicago, DC, etc.— I'll throw in extra ICE GO HOME stickers to help, because fuck these chuds. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

Don't forget your voucher for petty cash!

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

We're traumatizing thousands of kids for life. The people behind this are monsters.

Andy Daly doing a "Review" of being an ICE agent

take solace in the fact that "trump" means "fart" in British English

Is it terrible that I love these fish bags (for your swim stuff, I assume)? I wish they weren't 54 dollars, though. That exceeds my whimsy budget. losangelesapparel.net/products/rnb...

The #Pitt, like Game of Thrones before it, is taking full advantage of that HBO MA rating—last episode had two visible butts in it, one being digitally penetrated (for medical reasons, not sexy reasons)! Two episodes ago it was full-on engorged dong shots (for medical reasons)! Medicine is gross!

game tokens made for a #MadMen board game: two Peggys, two Petes, Don, Joan, Betty and Roger I've never made a 360 turnaround of these Mad Men characters, since they're meant to be "flat." I wonder if I could even do it #illustration

Tom Waits/Cookie Monster mashup - God's Away On Business youtu.be/U5X4N2exOsU?...

it would be funny if this was the thing that caused a moment of lucidity for Republicans to be like "wait we suck"

People trying to get immortality through money and fame where the real way to gain immortality is to have a funny voice that's easy to do impressions of.

Don't forget your voucher for petty cash!

demonstration of possible #MadMen NFTs— showing Peggy with variations. (Not my idea, but using my artwork) Never happened, thankfully. NFT market collapsed

game tokens made for a #MadMen board game: two Peggys, two Petes, Don, Joan, Betty and Roger I've never made a 360 turnaround of these Mad Men characters, since they're meant to be "flat." I wonder if I could even do it #illustration

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"I'm Jackson Pollock, you filthy whore."

really adds insult to injury that the cabal of wealthy pedophiles running the world can't even compose an intelligible email

I'm really hopeful there be a widespread #MadMen rediscovery now, 10 years after it ended, so I can sell all this 2010 rare merch I have at premium nostalgic prices (Maybe people'd hire me again, but the merch is the more likely payday.)

The pivot to video is a tax on women's time and dignity, I will die on this hill.

As many NJians have pointed out, there is a radio ad for Action Park (aka Traction Park, the deadliest theme park in America) in one of the first scenes of this Springsteen movie.

Adobe Acrobat I do not want to know What’s New. I do not want to turn my PDF into a podcast with my team. I want to look at the PDF. Please stop

I'm really for a dark warts-and-all biopic about the filming of Mathnet.

the ideal situtation is AMC/Lionsgate would do a limited run animation spinoff like "Tales from Mad Men" and I'd design/art direct it. I'd write an episode about wannabe player Harry Crane solving mysteries in 1969 Hollywood (imagine "the Long Goodbye" if Elliott Gould was a lame dork)

Elon having less money would make ME happier. Abolish billionaires.

I used to tell people that anyone who mentioned "The Muppets" in their OK Cupid profile that was actually code that they were into piss play. I convinced myself of this fact I made up.

My enjoyment of the Springsteen biopic with the Bear impeded by my hatred of his music. Butt rock. :P

Bored. Underemployed. Need something to do other than doom scroll.

#hire me to design your #podcast #graphics

Despite everything else, I still need to find a job so I can move.

the DREADFUL PRESENCE of the Weirdest Visitor...

IDEA: Buy 100 of them. Cover some VC's cybertruck windshield with them so he drives off a cliff. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com

#hire me to design your #podcast #graphics

I got some on-location shots of the glitter Pipe Cat on a piece of street furniture right outside the Lofty Coffee, next to a SLAM DIEGO: Roller Derby #sticker. Still a bitch to take a good photo of. nobodyssweetheart.bigcartel.com/product/cat-...

After buying and selling vintage clothes on ebay for years, I switched to doing it on Poshmark. The incidence of getting smelly clothes on Poshmark is like 10 fold what it was on ebay— both grandma-perfume smelly and just stank-smelling.