Rogan, talking about Zohran Mamdani: "What else has he done that makes him a swindler?" Musk: " Um, well, I, I guess if you say, uh, what I mean, if you, if say, if you say..."

This kinda shit is how you get hung juries

The Nazis went mask off thinking it was Their Time and realized that guess what, we don’t like Nazis. And revel in stopping them.

AI boosters are beginning to crash out

and they can all fuck off with the crocodile pearls they clutch. let's all lobotomize ourselves into pretending that scandal didn't stop them from electing multiple liable sex criminals.

i really dont think these people are equipped to live in the world they built.

the left has been burned a lot before by electing people we thought were good and turned out real stinkers but i think zohran is the genuine real deal for bringing her into the fold

“OpenAI is in danger FOR PIRATING DATASETS”

damn Ross maybe you should not Douthat

Ross Douthat right now:

Hillary Clinton is more left than most of the Democrats right now. That's how far to the right the entire Democratic party has moved. Makes you wonder why is that? Could it be all that billionaire money the DNC loves to take? Why aren't workers the number one priority to the democratic party?

Purity voters just elected Mamdani

To everyone who threatened to leave NYC if Zohran won: good fcking luck finding a working airport right now

Interesting that Sauer bit the bullet on the climate change tariff idea. No way not to, I guess. But it's a terrible terrible answer because it just shows his theory has no "metes and bounds" as he calls them. /12

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I'm confused, Mamdani won an election WITHOUT being in favor of bombing hospitals? That's not how it's supposed to work!

rolling up to the buffet and an 80 year old man exclaims “whoa they have garlic knots!” to which i reply “garlic knots are SO IMPORTANT” and he says “yeah. yeah!!” hashed tags camaraderie and vacationmode and garlicknotsyeah siri do not fuck me over on this send post

Prosecutor: “Objection, a hot dog isn’t a sandwich.” McCoy: “A hot dog doesn’t have to be a sandwich for a sandwich to count as a hot dog, your honor.” Judge: “mm. I’ll allow it. I’d like to see where he’s going. But watch yourself, McCoy.”

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

The victimhood they've always craved has finally arrived, but somehow, it's not as comforting as they fantasized it'd be.

elon musk: *frantically posting nazi propaganda* the tumor growing on his brain stem:

the problem with capitalism is eventually you run out of other people’s money

The fuckers got away with it. The company. The people who made the decisions. All of them. They got away with killing hundreds for the sake of a few cents per share of increased earnings. 🤬

Hey define drug for me

Oh wow! This news was so big, he actually saw it!

Trump said he would lower drug prices by something like 800%, a promise so mathematically ridiculous that the only way to make it work would be for drug companies to pay Americans to get their prescriptions filled.

Sad about prop 50. Here bitch.

Yeah I’m gonna keep pushing left (communist) and I’m never gonna shut up about it. I will be annoying. I will be agitating. That is my purpose on this earth

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so do you guys think Mamadani will flop or slay

Ahhhh they say that about everybody!!

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

Jay Jones winning after the texting scandal like

Kumite

"Look, Mamdani's win is both the worst thing to ever happen and totally meaningless; his supporters are stupid rich kids and also dedicated communist-terrorist infiltrators; and, as I argue in this, my 12th op-ed on him, it's strange that we all keep talking about him so much."

congrats on your transition #transgender

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

Bahahahahahaha

sharing this incredible resource created by a poster in r/boston: a map of local restaurants offering free or discounted meals to SNAP recipients link: mysnapmap.com

somehow this doodle i did at like 2am popped off on the other site

That’s the stuff.

i really can't come up with an alternative explanation for this that isn't "the president is old and easily confused about where he is"