"there’s the question of what type of writing will survive. When I Googled which writing careers are most AI-proof, #AI returned an answer, because that’s what Google is now. Its advice: new writers should consider already having an audience. So helpful, right?" h/t @ginnyhogan.bsky.social 1/2

Thank you for your leadership on this, Senator Ossoff

A vote for him is a vote against the survivors. Link in comments.

“The total history of almost anyone would shock almost everyone” – Mignon McLaughlin Read & share my latest on Graham Platner open.substack.com/pub/mutual/p...

This from @ginnyhogan.bsky.social is the most thoughtful analysis of the Platner situation I’ve read from a non-Mainer. Really good essay with a central metaphor that I find persuasive. “Voters weren’t ignoring the scandals. They were keeping a ledger.”

Mitch McConnell is not fit for office, and that has been true since about 1971

"don't run for office if you've raped people" okay but also don't rape people

"if you scrutinized every member of congress as much as graham platner, you'd find the same amount of dirt" okay we should do that and the sexual predators in congress should resign

ATLANTA!!! See ya in a week for a little stand up show www.freshtix.com/events/wildh...

Hey! For an upcoming article, I’m looking for building trade union members/leaders who want to talk about Meta’s new America’s Workforce Academy. If you’re interested in talking to me, or know someone who is, have them email me [email protected]. Thanks for your time!

please don't freak out about melat kiros. NYC is not the rest of the country.

The cover is live for my & Carlos Greaves' new book!!! Complete with a very kind endorsement from Nikki Glaser. Preorder now: store.mcsweeneys.net/products/obe...

"I got a colonoscopy on Friday. If only that were the least pleasant experience of my last week." "Wife guy or not, saved or not, he’s still an asshole 304 pages later." Almost every line is quotable. Read the review of JD Vance's new memoir by @ginnyhogan.bsky.social.

Quarterly reminder that you can hire me to help with copywriting/editing/social media! Email me [email protected] if you’re curious

NYC! I’m performing my new stand up hour Sunday. Ft a long joke about sheep! Tix www.westsidecomedyclub.com/shows/ginny-...

NYC friends! One week from tomorrow I’m doing my brand new stand up hour, SELF WATERING PLANT, at West Side Comedy Club. It’s an early show (7), for those early birds like me. Get tix now ❤️https://www.westsidecomedyclub.com/shows/ginny-hogan-friends

NYC! A week from Saturday

My mom: I don't know that it's necessarily such a good thing that Elon Musk is a trillionaire Me: welcome to socialism

"can't you take a joke" no I have this weird quirk where when someone is openly mean to me, I get upset

Spoons >>> forks

Hi! For an upcoming essay, I’m looking to talk to labor leaders about Mark Zuckerberg’s “America’s Workforce Academy.” If you’d like to talk, or know anyone who would, please reach out - [email protected]

Sorry my baby's slow to walk, she's been too busy developing her GOOD PERSONALITY

My baby, who is not officially allowed to eat food off the floor

Graham Platner should issue a blanket apology to all his exes. And then all other men should follow suit.

When asked about the Graham Platner allegations, Susan Collins expressed concerns

Ok yes Graham Platner's campaign may be imploding but there is good news

A woman of sound mind does not read the comments

I will start being good with money… tomorrow…

"OVER HER PREFERRED SUCCESSION PLAN" im sorry is this a monarchy??

Can u consider my YT? Just invented one youtube.com/shorts/MSSBcGG8H6...

"You can't have an opinion on our senate candidate if you don't live in the state" ok do you understand how the senate works

I understand that the VP is supposed to take over if the President dies, but given what's happened to every other vacant position, it seems more reasonable that he should be replaced by AI

Would be funny if Trump had a stroke & then his cognitive function came back

What is the President hiding

What is the President hiding

I would put the odds of Trump currently being dead at like 21%

I'd rather drink the contents that pool at the bottom of my humidifier

Gonna be so pissed if Trump dies before he has time to endorse someone else over JD Vance

Lowkey where is Trump

Crazy to think that this was the week Susan Collins learned what a sext is

Crazy to think that this was the week Susan Collins learned what a sext is

Imagine waking up, drinking coffee, getting dressed, leaving your house, and then going to vote for Spencer Pratt

The wage gap is wild to me because, like, have you ever met a man?

It's horrifying to see republicans attacking James Talarico for his sexuality, when we Democrats have never been anything but supportive of Lindsey Graham

Pride is Josh's 9/11

Must be a very difficult time to be Trump's supporter

I'm hearing Iran deal right around the corner…. Axios can I have a job now?

Incels screaming on the internet about how they can't get laid make no sense to me. If I couldn't get laid, I wouldn't tell anybody.

So honored to be in the Borowitz Report this morning!!

Anything you can eat from a plate, you can eat from a bowl. The reverse is NOT true.