When asked about the Graham Platner allegations, Susan Collins expressed concerns

Ok yes Graham Platner's campaign may be imploding but there is good news

A woman of sound mind does not read the comments

I will start being good with money… tomorrow…

"OVER HER PREFERRED SUCCESSION PLAN" im sorry is this a monarchy??

Can u consider my YT? Just invented one youtube.com/shorts/MSSBcGG8H6...

"You can't have an opinion on our senate candidate if you don't live in the state" ok do you understand how the senate works

I understand that the VP is supposed to take over if the President dies, but given what's happened to every other vacant position, it seems more reasonable that he should be replaced by AI

Would be funny if Trump had a stroke & then his cognitive function came back

What is the President hiding

What is the President hiding

I would put the odds of Trump currently being dead at like 21%

I'd rather drink the contents that pool at the bottom of my humidifier

Gonna be so pissed if Trump dies before he has time to endorse someone else over JD Vance

Lowkey where is Trump

Crazy to think that this was the week Susan Collins learned what a sext is

Crazy to think that this was the week Susan Collins learned what a sext is

Imagine waking up, drinking coffee, getting dressed, leaving your house, and then going to vote for Spencer Pratt

The wage gap is wild to me because, like, have you ever met a man?

It's horrifying to see republicans attacking James Talarico for his sexuality, when we Democrats have never been anything but supportive of Lindsey Graham

Pride is Josh's 9/11

Must be a very difficult time to be Trump's supporter

I'm hearing Iran deal right around the corner…. Axios can I have a job now?

Incels screaming on the internet about how they can't get laid make no sense to me. If I couldn't get laid, I wouldn't tell anybody.

So honored to be in the Borowitz Report this morning!!

Anything you can eat from a plate, you can eat from a bowl. The reverse is NOT true.

Zohran is proof that actually it's men who should smile more

the human body was not meant to endure two Trump terms in one lifetime

So honored to have my quote featured on the back of Yesteryear. Read it!!!