What I find interesting about this story is that only 1% of the Epstein files have been released

Trump’s brilliant plan to raise prices if he's not allowed to spend 700 billion taxpayer dollars on an island no one wants

Looking forward to JD Vance condemning this civil unrest!

Exactly why we need more progressives in Congress. Otherwise, we’re going to keep getting ‘strongly worded letters’ and suggestions like ‘rename ICE’

Breaking the 🧊 with 3 questions for Rep Grace Meng

"Abolish ICE" is now the more popular position among *all* Americans. So why are some Democrats still so afraid to say it?

We absolutely need to keep deepfakes out of our elections. Voters deserve the most accurate info possible. It won't stop guys like Cuomo from being aggressively racist, but it's a start.

hey friends, I'm doing stand up at Grove 34 in NYC on January 20th at 7 pm, and it's FREE. Yes, it's the one-year anniversary of Trump's inauguration. But it's also the zero-year anniversary of this show. Which will be more consequential? Only history can tell. Tix below

This cannot be reformed. No strongly worded letter, no small appropriations adjustment can fix this. Proud to be the only candidate in NY-6 calling to abolish ICE

NYC!! jan 20th, don't miss l.threads.com?u=https%3A%2...

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that's nice but i think people mostly wanted affordable groceries & healthcare

see guys? 4.3 inches is big & don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Why didn’t Grace Meng endorse Zohran Mamdani? What is she so afraid of? #nyc #chuckforqueens #zohran #aipac

This is a tough one, because so many positive things have been attached to these projects. Affordable housing. Funding for the MTA and transit upgrades. Investments in grassroots organizations. But I just can't help but see what is so obvious: Casinos only win when people lose.

so excited about Chuck's campaign!!

Queens runs this city. And that’s why I’m running for Congress in NY-6. Because it's time to give power back to the working people of the world's borough.

A woman thing

Before Marco Rubio pushes us into a regime change war with Venezuela, could he at least TRY lexapro??

Drop recs for smaller political podcasts that I might not know about!! If you have one, pitch me!!

January 20th!! a cursed day, but a day nonetheless. reserve now!! www.eventbrite.com/e/mom-jeans-...

I applaud Trump's efforts to continue to try to blame everything on Biden, considering about 70% of the country thinks Biden is currently dead

Enough

I wrote a book with the EXACT same theme as American Canto & it’s sold the EXACT same amount. And it makes a great gift www.chroniclebooks.com/products/sex...

History is so judgmental

Wearing shorts

Something I appreciate about rfk jr is that he really captures one fundamental truth: everything that goes wrong with a child IS the mother’s fault

I heard a MAHA woman complain that most of the vaccines for babies were for diseases she’d never even heard of. Yeah do you know why you haven’t heard of them?

“Double tap” is a bit too cute a term for just literal murder

We never would have gotten into this narco war with Venezuela if Trump were in office

How much has Ryan Lizza made off his substack & do any of my exes wanna announce they slept with rfk jr

There’s something asymptotic about the last few weeks of pregnancy. You know it’s coming but you still can’t believe it’ll ever come. I wrote this in a fever-haze in week 40, and now it’s in the New Yorker. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...

My doctor: you have some early arthritis Me: omg, it must be really bad for someone my age to have that My doctor: no don’t worry, you’re actually a normal age for it to start showing up Me: ok that’s much worse

Incredible things happening at Mutual open.substack.com/pub/mutual/p...

Thank you Parents Mag for letting me vent about the long hours www.parents.com/the-rise-of-...

Weird how it’s “embarrassing” to live with your parents, but “cool” to live with your wife & kids. You still live with your family, loser

Trump is super focused on inflation!!! Just not on stopping it unfortunately

This Thanksgiving I’m grateful for Ryan Lizza’s substack

Fiscally liberal, socially awkward

My baby is never more relatable than when she can’t decide between pursuing food or attention

Honestly, I think Ryan Lizza and Olivia Nuzzi seem like a good fit & I hope they work it out

Cannot wait for Curtis Sittenfeld’s Usha Vance novel

i hate seeing super famous celebrities in ads for toothpaste. like i know we're approaching a recession, you don't have to remind me

I got married & pregnant on the day Trump picked JD to be his running mate, which is to say, the day was kinda a wash

I’m a progressive who did bear pregnancy, and I still think the whole thing is absurd

STOP SHAMING HIM FOR THIS PHOTO!!! SOME OF US ARE BREASTFEEDING!!

Please stop making fun of Larry Summers. Men just suffer from innate biological differences that compel them to ask pedophiles for advice on how to cheat on their wives

“But what if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files?” Wait are there people who aren’t sure Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files?

There’s more reason to believe that Trump blew Bill Clinton than that JD Vance had sex with a couch. But the couch sex story FEELS truer

I didn’t expect Bill Clinton’s dick to come back in the news, but since it has…