Listen I did the 12 steps too but you don’t see me making a big huge thing about it

Fellas do you ever miss the old glory days of Jeffrey Epstein’s NY

“Nobody wants to work anymore” say the people who destroyed all the jobs

Another Bill Clinton blow job story??? Hollywood will reboot ANYTHING to avoid investing in original screenplays

it's really too bad the founders didn't think to give Congress any power :/

What the Epstein Email Dump Can Teach Us About the Male Loneliness Epidemic, by Ross Douthat

When we finally get the Epstein files, they’re gonna be the letdown to end all letdowns

at 77, Janet Mills is obviously too old to run for Senate. She needs to run directly for President instead.

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The most shocking part about the Senate potentially voting to end the shutdown today is that anyone in Congress works weekends

I don’t care if the shutdown makes it impossible for me to visit my family over the holidays, I still don’t support it

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To everyone who threatened to leave NYC if Zohran won: good fcking luck finding a working airport right now

Andrew Cuomo is proof that if at first you don’t succeed, just quit, it’s only going to get worse

I’m seeing a lot of people say “yeah no shit Zohran has boundless energy, he’s 34.” As a fellow 34-year-old, I just wanna say, no…he has something else too

Deep flaws!!

I just wish every election could be an off-year election with big races only in blue states :/

BREAKING: Chuck Schumer to endorse Mamdani

It feels like Charlie Brown finally kicked the football

I think what I find so stupid about political analyses of voters' top issues is that "quality of life," "inflation," "the economy," "affordability," and "housing" are all the same thing

Shout-out to all the girls reaching for an excuse to text their crush & going with “did you hear about Dick Cheney?”

I heard if Zohran wins, he’s going to enact Daria law (law based on a shallow contempt for the adults)

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JD Vance is now the least likable living VP, which was also true before yesterday.

Well I think it’s poetic that Zohran will get elected the day after Dick Cheney dies

I really don’t say this lightly: I think JD Vance might be more addicted to social media than I am

In retrospect, it was somewhat concerning that they always called it the American “experiment”

After Zohran wins by double-digits, Abigail Spanberger wins by 4, and Mikie Sherrill wins by 1, I’m mentally preparing myself for a dozen headlines saying “Why Sherrill & Spanberger are the REAL future of the Democratic Party”

Yes Cuomo is an imperfect candidate. To convey an imperfect message. Describing an imperfect set of policies. That would lead to imperfect results.

JD Vance says everyone should have kids because fatherhood "changed him profoundly" which is just like...you're really gonna blame the kids??

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Do you introduce your baby to peanuts outside an urgent care clinic just so that if she goes into anaphylactic shock, she’s already in the right place, or are you normal

Obviously Jeffries should not have endorsed Zohran. It only served to call attention to how long he went without endorsing Zohran.

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