Literally…

Look look.

I smashed my toe to hell and back. And I want you all to be grateful that I am not showing it to you.

no, if you hadn’t noticed.

Anyone checked on Jordan Peterson lately?

Well that’s interesting. www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus...

Yeah…

Go on put me on that list. See if I fucking care.

How do these places have so much green dope?

Panda on ice only fell 3 times? Unbelievable.

Ok Bunny whatevs @snuffrabbit.bsky.social

Oh hell no I do not. www.reddit.com/r/TheWayWeWe...

Worked probate stuff, peleton +elitist Pilates, tca acid all over my crusting skin, 1 lousy cocktail way late in the evening. Goals accomplished except getting shitfaced drunk. More than a week since I had a cocktail. I have these accidental arbitrary rules ab cocktails that prevent drinking them. 🤦‍♀️

Reminding myself to read this to see how the men folk of tech are handling their emotions.

Big lulz www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

Ann Coulter is a ghoul. She's got an article up with the picture of @weissmann.substack.com talking on ab the times Criminal defense lawyer David Schoen is chatting it up with Epstein. I’d link to the article, we’re not giving her nothing. she’s just bashing them @msnownews.bsky.social

Oh man, Ben sass going off on a tangent here about how we should elect people who know nothing about how government works because that’s gonna be the best solution. Is that not kind of how we’ve gotten to where we are today. sorry about your terminal cancer diagnosis asshole. 🙄

Do not update your iPhone today I mean you should but I don’t know like if you don’t wanna be able to search your photos apparently. Maybe wait till tomorrow or the next day when they’ve got the update figured out.

Feeling very blow up the outside world today.

Comments and other data left on a PDF detailing Homeland Security's proposal to build “mega” detention and processing centers reveal the personnel involved in its creation. www.wired.com/story/metada...

Trump threatens us with a good time: "They'd like to pack the court. They want to put on 21 people. Pack the Supreme Court. Maybe they should do it. Maybe we would be better off if they did it."

It’s fine. I’m good.

Grandpa is off the rails. He says he can do whatever he wants and tariffs still in full affect and thank you for your attention to this matter. The first question they allowed is regarding him being appointing two new justices.

You don’t say? 💁‍♀️ apple.news/ABNumf9GhQi-...

😭🥰 www.reddit.com/r/DarkBRANDO...

This is Miles. He was found as a stray with two broken legs. The fractures had gone untreated for so long that surgery is no longer an option. He will need months of ongoing care including regular x-rays and weekly splint changes for his bones to heal. You can help him below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/miles-bsd

And in news of the shitty humans. It looks like uncle Ben from urban rescue Ranch dressed up like Epstein on purpose and then proceeded to call a woman calling him out on it a “foid” which for all you who don’t know, it means femoid or non human for an incel. Uncle Ben has been escalating into peak💩

Fuck ice fuck tRump fuck Stephen Miller dry

I should’ve known better. I should’ve fucking looked it up before I posted it, but I didn’t like an asshole so you know.

Nobody ever told me about this damn event. youtu.be/5NhGIrSQlAg

Me falling off the sofa to be an adult.

Oakland is the big winner this week...even after losing the Warriors to SF and both A's & Raiders to Vegas #WinterOlympics

Anyone?

any of nerds tell me what the fuck this is? analytics analytics.usa.gov/data/justice...

Shits gonna get all messed up cause some of these gamers are psycho. www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

I should’ve known better. I should’ve fucking looked it up before I posted it, but I didn’t like an asshole so you know.

Republicans only have a four seat majority in the house.

Y’all I feel so seen by the ad bots 😭🤣 I need to go get in bed for good measure.

How do you stay a lawyer saying this kind of shit? OMFG 😳

Sleepy Don

ALYSA LIU IS TAKING THE GOLD MEDAL BACK TO THE TOWN!!! 🏅⛸️ LET'S GO OAKLAND!!! 💚💛

Precisely

Perfectly beautiful bone bead. Vexing me with this fucking red ink stain.

Amber Glenn 🫶❤️‍🔥❤️

I’m not sure how you get to be a narcissist magnet. It probably has something to do if you have a narcissistic parents so I’m just all I’m gonna say is I’m gonna leave this one unread.

Oh they did it. Andrew is fucked.

I just needed somebody else to witness this. There’s no picture of the actual item, there’s just a box. Pretty much no description I don’t know l, what’s your take? 😂 ebay.us/m/j90Wp6

Just in: 44% of Americans have no fucking idea what's going on.

And fuck ice too