I’m gonna put on some warm clothes and go outside and work in the garden and listen to the story about Oliver Sacks. Y’all weirdos.

OK, I’ve had enough of some of you people who don’t read words I don’t know you you see the words and you put them together in a fashion that suits your current mood. I don’t understand. I’m gonna try and get my ass outside and do some outside things away from y’all.

I’m on hold with Xfinity support please respect my level of batshit crazy rn Thank you for your understanding in this trying time.

Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.

The dumbing down of America by CBS. Instead of educating and informing "the average American," we plan on dumbing it down to their level. (Over 50% of Americans cannot read at the 6th grade level. 23% are completely illiterate.)

Last night I made the mistake of asking my mom if she wanted help getting sports channels on her TV for her husband I lost an hour of my fucking life and it looks like now I’m gonna have to call the cable company because it’s been real rainy and now the TV is glitching out every second. Line is wet🤷‍♀️

Wow, pleasantly surprised to look up and actually see Rob Nesbitt instead of just hear him on kron 4 news. 😀

Absolutely :)

1 second How many dumb ass times you gonna have to drag out that stage. Stupid. What am I watching?

Omgah food waste makes so irate. Nob Hill foods/ Raleys are so incompetent. My man brought these home and welp he didn’t realize they were sitting out with the strawberries unrefrigerated and moldering probably because they didn’t bother to keep them refrigerated since they came to store like idiots

I saw this yesterday on the gram and thought of you @mantahunk.bsky.social 💁‍♀️😀

We bought a new microwave/oven/toaster/air fryer and I’m feeling really old. 😭

I’m finally about to imbibe and said I’d share what I’ve been mixing. I like this mix a lot but it could be a bit sweeter and more tart too. I feel so extra. This is a Jim Hirsch recipe from his freezer door cocktails book. @drclareharris.bsky.social pic to follow 😀

Oh oh oh Alabama almost had one.

Cassis leaning on my leg - snoozing.

I took a shower now I’m gonna get to some day drinking, Finally. ☺️ I have some catching up to do since I haven’t had a drink in 3-4 days yikes. 😁

No cheating. Reskeet with your most recent pet pic.

It just so happens that I know that the Exploratorium in San Francisco chooses its science displays based on colors. They literally have a committee that yays or nay‘s new displays & projects based solely on the color if the color committee does not like it, they don’t exhibit. Some Woo woo bullshit

Did someone say day drinking?

Yeah this…

This was written out literally on paper in Project 2025. Trump tried to do it in his first admin through Ryan Zinke, Department of interior. Peter Thiel & Muskolini call them "land grabs" as part of the Dark Enlightenment movement, which is in play under JD Vance. 450 million acres forest land.

You know, I wish that Bluesky could prioritize showing you people and mutuals that interact with your posts and who you also reciprocate with cause that would just make my life so much easier. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. @support.bsky.team @bsky.app @jay.bsky.team

Let’s talk about boots today.

Planning a trip to an amusement park with a person who doesn’t like thrill rides is getting me down y’all.

If you voted for Kamala Harris, I'm wishing you a very Happy New Year!

I must be on a new list because I have hundreds of new followers in the last 24 hours. 😀 Fair warning I’m not for everybody. I cuss a lot.

I have mushroom madness. I ordered 2 types of inoculated plugs today shiitake and an Oyster mushroom. And now learning you can grow oyster mushrooms on coffee grounds. 😀 mushroommountain.com/wp-content/u...

Just cause I wasn’t sleeping doesn’t mean you should miss this rando tidbit of internet lore. Ghislane Maxwell made the news years ago, anonymously for self promotion and self dealing on Reddit as one of the most viewed accounts on the site. Poke around my threaded posts on the issue.

More Musk and Epstein lore www.rawstory.com/epstein-2674... Photo in gov files from the 2011 billionaires dinner. www.edge.org/event/the-ed...

Good lort Maxwell was a one of the all time most viewed accounts on Reddit. Normalizing pedoshit along the way. 🤦‍♀️ www.reddit.com/r/Epstein/s/...

Anyone in Fremont or San Jose or south Peninsula help this doggo out? 😭 www.reddit.com/r/SanJose/s/...

So last night, I was kinda achy from my escapades w/ collecting mulch & free plants, I very carefully putout a muscle relaxer & 5 mg of pain meds to take before bed. Thinking I’m gonna sleep like a corpse. Well tonight lo & behold an hour ago what’s in that little cup next to my bed. 💊 🤣 placebo ☠️

Well my favorite Insta person has arrived. If you’re not following him….. he’s af and he yells at Nazis and we love that. @dawokefarmer.bsky.social

The spineless fucks have nuked my favorite creator on the gram again. He’s on TT. Dawokefarmer.

I’m literally sitting here trying not to have a cry because I collected these oak logs before surgery thinking I could inoculate them with mushroom spore plugs and now I’m rereading directions and it says in one tiny place logs should be no older than 1 month. Fuck

Did I almost get hot glue on my phone again? Yes, yes I damn near did. This came without the red mushrooms. It really needed that pop of color right. 💁‍♀️I know.

As if anyone cares but I finally finished my museum collection in animal crossing. Fuck that one damn giraffe stag. It took hours and hours to finally get em.

It's a tough cookie to swallow for fellas who are treated with suspicion and even hostility by women, but you cannot discount the violence women have endured for a long time at the hands of men who allegedly care about them. That context is always at play, especially in a culture as sexist as ours

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You are going to see more of these articles over the next 10-11 months to lull you into complacency before the election Don't fall for it The fascists who are working to destroy liberalism are working feverishly to do so We must outwork them to preserve it www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Good morning to everyone who voted for Kamala Harris.

Who’s cutting onions y’all?

She’s a good egg. Elon not so much www.thedailybeast.com/la-teen-emba...

Fierceeee!!! 😂😂😂

Do any of my friends here have access to Pacer? There's a serious issue involving many seniors, and I need info on a federal racketeering case, please.

Fyp gifs the more you know psa

Giant free lavender I got from Electronic Arts. Out of respect for the dead I think I’ll name it Jamal. I don’t normally name my plants. MBS in Hell.