TMI the dude reinstalled the bidet on our toilet last weekend. So needless to say my hair is greasy and my bits are clean. I can’t believe my furpits don’t smell like a locker room. I’m dragging my whole possum ass into the shower now i swear.

Welp, this 7 feet square beast is quilted and the edges are trimmed and now I just need to do the binding. Weeee. Also fuck tRump and any other mfer who voted for him.

Tbh I woke up crying because I had a conversation with my deceased father in my technicolor vision dreams. Today is really gonna be a day.

Gay Stuff

ICE is targeting press outside Delaney Hall

I feel this.

Really just breaking my heart here www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Big lulz 😀 J6 trash

Look if you haven’t watched Murderbot yet, what are you even doing?

I literally should not be allowed on Nextdoor.

And Clyburn’s seat www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/u...

I hope this will hold. 😲 www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/u...

Swooo glad we don’t use OF around here. 🤪

Men are the problem.

only a matter of time before these fanatics start stoning women NC Republicans Propose Letting Anyone Use Deadly Force Against Women Who Have Abortions Under New Bill www.ibtimes.co.uk/north-caroli...

Paxton let a child abuser have ONE day in jail, skip the sex offender registry and allowed him to get his law license back by 2031. The boy was 9 years old. letsaddresstexas.substack.com/p/ken-paxton...

Omgah I feel like a queen!!! 😀

Look at these adorable little birds. 🥰

I've got to say that I'm really disappointed in the recent discourse surrounding the RCP8.5 scenario. The lack of context and understanding is something I expected from the usual suspects, but it's frustrating to see such bad takes from people and outlets who should know better.

I approve and condone this message and extend it to anyone who voted for him or Bernie or Jill. Bless your hearts.

A day after The Late Show ended, Colbert hosted an episode of public access program Only In Monroe, reviving his 11-year-old gag. How bad is CBS/Paramount taking it? They issued copyright complaints for a show they don't own. 🤣 CBS would hate it if you watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DlF...

Hagar you spend too much time on the internet.

Contains Spoilers: If you’re following along you know I watched The Boys so you won’t be surprised to see I enjoyed these quips. The pos satirical hero flies an Elon esque character to outer space with no space suit and then is FINALY rightly slaughtered by our antihero Billy Butcher.

Peak Elon Muskrat tesla activity. From Next Door Bay Area.

Just put on the juice. Don’t be this bro.

Dana Carvey parodied George H.W. Bush on SNL for years. Mr. Bush said “The fact that we can laugh at each other is a very fundamental thing.” He invited Carvey to the White House as a pick-me-up for the staff after losing his re-election bid in 1992. Mr. Bush Never Tried to get Dana Carvey Fired.

I find gambling rather vulgar but do let me know if there are any bets on the Rapture.

Y’all this California gov race ballot is bonkers.

Just a friendly reminder to FDT!

Now we have a mass shooting in Texas? Kings Colony?

Good article on Secret Service shooting two people dead near the White House.

Steve from agenda free tv is saying 2 dead near the White House. www.youtube.com/live/gnOoy9y...

A new study investigates how PFAS chemicals are transported across Antarctica. eos.org/articles/tra... Read more in our May issue: eos.org/themes/seeki...

Welp that’s a lot of gunshots around the White House.

Shooting at the wh?

Gosh, I feel slightly guilty that my loins are tingling.

I have some things I could say of a certain gender that do things but… wtf? abc7.com/live-updates...

Planted 6 plants before breakfast. 3 cotton candy statice and 2 4oclocks. And one cute fuzzy mullien. No sun for me now. They lasered my old lady rosacea face finally. I planted like 12 plants the day before. 4 zinnia and 5 cosmos 2 Mexican sun flowers. My lousy back hurts and I am getting fat. 😭

It’s only getting worse.

Please please please just do your magic.

Poor Elon muskrat, Ashley is going in for the jugular 😭

We’re going into the city for an appointment. Dudes on vacation & I want to eat somewhere new. 😀 Tadich Grill is as old as the hills & you can get a cup of chowder for 11$. That’s in our budget. 😭 Tell me all the fancy places you’d eat!!! You have to love their website quote. tadichgrillsf.com

The collusion between Trump and his personal attorney cosplaying as the DOJ’s acting AG is infuriating.

Entertainment news of the cryptofashs variety.com/2026/film/gl...

Me when my husband is obsessed with his wowing and steam deck.

Good! She’s got her billion bucks selling out to fascist fckers..SHE SHLD NEVER KNOW PEACE! Most narcissistic, evil, sellout POS imaginable. Imagine just being Jewish, or just gay or just a woman or a gay married person w children wking for the fascists to destroy our democracy?Just 1 is bad enough

Y’all this is really messed up. www.accuweather.com/en/weather-n...

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