My only question is, why all the whitespace, mister? Why ain't it all gold?

All news has that fake porn look now. Forget it. It's over.

Who's my bad dog? Who's my bad dog? Bad dog! Yes you are!

So let me get this straight. Those guys are going to let everything go to heck, all the while saying look at what the Democrats are making us do to you.

I keep asking the Lord to let me be wrong and he won't let me! Prayer doesn't do shit.

Just show up for work even if they don't swear you in.

Never more in my life have I felt this.

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Reminds me of a guy I worked with many years ago asking "if you're an atheist, how do you have morals?" and I responded "so is the only reason you are good is to avoid punishment?" and he got real quiet.

I might've been the first to say Epsteinth, not sure, who's keeping track

Once again reminded that a lot of fundamentalists are absolute monsters, who would do evil but for the threat of their imaginary friend seeing them do it and judging them.

When my Mama died when I was 17, I picked Stairway to Heaven cuz only way I would get there was to build my own. FAFOMF Let's go, Daddy says we dont gotta be good any more.

See this is why I'm not into the Ten Commandments and shit like that.

I thought I recognized the fake Antifa guy. He's the Food Stamp Surfer.

I don't believe it.

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

I was picking up my kids from school, Herchel's kids come up to me in Dallas and say "Daddy? Is that you?"

There comes a time in every woman's life that she must prove she is not a man.

Remember when Abbott and DeSantis would send people to other cities in America? Man, that was awesome.

Oh wonderful. So who is he fighting, hmmm?

You are telling me that this is his autobiography. He came up with this title. You're telling me this.

I learned MY lesson after eating a bag of Lay's with Olean!

Your marginalia are showing.

Yo, turns out a dude tried to touch Trump and it his hand went right through him. They say it's the latest in holographic technology.

There's always a nasty man behind the tree!

Oh boy, here we go. Let's see it.

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Did you know? It's World Smile Day.

Social media be like

Time to face the facts, it's a sabotage.

Keep looking. You might find another one you like...

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