lets giggle it out

🌸 it is so awkward telling people that i'm 22 because like. there's no way they believe that right. there's no way

🌸 i find the way people call interacting with kids "annoying" strange. the only problem i have with kids is that i hear one cry and feel like im about to have my "nietzsche seeing a horse get beaten and going insane" moment

this is what domming is to me

Wait you wanted to fuck? I thought we were just beating the shit out of each other

🌸 The mound builders of North America fascinate me so much because there's no consensus on what happened to them. There are maybe 2 or 3 indigenous groups alive today descended from them and they only claim a few mounds as their own works. The rest are simply a mystery

🌸 Vyvanse has made me so much more prone to infodumping omg

Because America has become super puritan about every sin except gambling I am now condoning every sin except gambling.

🌸 been dating a sonic fan lately. does anyone wanna explain what the deal with cumflation is

the eepy

update i just made them both come undone at the same time

we're doing this to you

Hi I’m her ex my gf got a factive of me last night it’s pretty awesome

once again thinking about my idea of r63 yuri of abraham lincoln and that bucktail captain (lincoln is still 6'4")

the epstein files are crazy it turns out his neck just did that

EVERY OTHER MISSION IN AC1: Raven. We have a startling report of uhhh terrorists or some shit in the windows 3d pipe maze. Go find a bomb in 3 minutes before we lock all the windows and doors and fill the whole place with mustard gas. If you fail we will replace all your organs with silly string.

fibro their algia. fibro HER algia #feminism

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

🌸 putting a coin in the Not Getting Over Her Jar tonight sisters

so if you're in a duel to resolve an insult upon your honor from someone else, are you allowed to make them suck your gun barrel if you both miss or forfeit? surely that counts as a satisfaction of honor between the two duelists

how it feels to post my rough draft with no betareaders straight to ao3 and do subsequent passes once it's been published for 2 months

i love being friends with a bunch of freaks because i can do this strange form of particularly horny traumadumping to them

"that's gotta be 20 cows' worth of leather on the ceiling"

Normal island with normal politics

human imagination allowed us to create our two finest abilities: the ability to make art and the ability to lie

the epstein files are crazy it turns out his neck just did that

there's so many sarthas now. serialized item

in my defense honor, I never had sex, so technically, I am by definition "innocent" by the logic of virginity, meaning no, I did not commit the murder

first injection without issues in weeks >w<

🍃 today in shit i've said on discord out of context

it's not enough but the nitro cancellation are very clearly making them panic. if you havent cancelled your nitro yet because you think it won't do anything anyways, this is your sign to do it!

the shit i find at goodwill

she mice on my men till i get to tend the rabbits

This really wuthers my heights

american politics for the past 2 or so years makes a lot more sense if you just frame it as "the government was sold to a private equity firm"

waking up from a nice nap. hope nothing exceedingly stupid happened while i was gone like the uk banning stepmom porn that would be craaaaaazy

🚡 i need to lean into the wine mom archetype more when im feeling sleazy

MARC feels like the overlooked middle child of US commuter trains. Only a few people sell models of it, it's not as recognizable to foamers, the only time people really discuss it is when they loan coaches to other services

office girls #signalis

this one is so out of it right now it feels like the Loop Zoop greentext

join the Bnuy Pile today!!

Lotta talk about the new eva. Some mixed feelings. Mostly though I can't help but to think: They really named that shit g cucks lmaoooo

"FAWN" Poster by J. Collins (1982) It appears this was made soon after "Tron (1982)" was released in the USA.

I KEEP BEING CALLED AN OATHBREAKER FOR HAVING SEX. NO WHERE IN MY OATH DID I PROMISE TO BE A LOSER

do you think we could have been childhood friends