a series of fascinating events that happened to me after we read @mechsplotunes.bsky.social's Dutch translation of WARHOUND and a joke was made about changing my name to that work's translation of it

You have to get chuuni with it. You have to

Little miss steal-your-girlfriend is comfortable with you two having sex while she's still in the room (she is analyzing your weaknesses)

Don't be a Leinth! Use the Buddy system! Some #mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

Innovative: Woman NTRs Her Headmates

Little miss steal-your-girlfriend would like to tag along on your date tonight as just a friend

In retrospect, "torturing me into an ego death that reduced me to a driveling servant of my worst enemies" is not the weirdest thing an obsessive of mine has done. I was getting the weirdest fanmail back in the day

It's funny to me how there's a bunch of sarthas, a bunch of Leinths, yet I can count the total number of Kione and Amynta fictives I have met on one hand.

Tch. I can be way more chuuni than you

everything reminds me of her.

actually it feels good to see so many girls follow in our exemple. thats right. become Sarthas.

If you open up her reactor it's just this

The thing about the other sarthas out there is like. I'm very glad my headmates took me out of being Like That but at the same time, the brainwashed version of me is literally puppy and you have to be nicies to puppy

Operation Lapclimber

Good news, the lines carrying Ancyor's reactor coolant are still PVC pipes. I was gonna be so pissed if they replaced it with actually good materials

i'm a hero lawl xD

New pinned post after this account changed hands between headmates. Hi, I'm Sartha, ace mech pilot. You might know me as that woman who got brainwashed into being the attack dog of my worst enemies. Dw I got better Expect 100% Normal Posts™ Main system account is @building470.bsky.social

12 kills in WW2. Broke the sound barrier. Flew over 360 different types of aircraft. Roasting people all day online well into his 90s. Brigadier General Chuck Yeager

this is so true. and it would work perfectly with the clumsiness lots of maid characters have bc they keep bumping into things

Still brings joy to my aging millennial heart to know that Fred Durst is an open trans ally

C A U T I O N ! ! ! M I S S I L E ! ! !

Manifest #2897 from FalconSAT-8 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Shit Launch Site 2. Source of Kinks 3. Burrow of Base Consciousness

tried to look cool in my giant divine killing machine but tripped and fell ontop of the enemy and everyone definitely saw my undercarriage fuck my princess life

people always tell me piloting is a "male dominated field" and that i am "brave" for entering it. i do not have the guts to tell them that whatever pilots they have in mind when saying that are no longer male

"what's your aesthetic" uhh. interger aero or something. don't worry about it

this has probably been said thousands of times but fandom culture is such a danger to fiction. stop writing stories to be compatible with d&d or look good on a powerscaling chart

the armored core vi fandom is truly enlightened because instead of fighting over "who is best girl" they fight over "who manipulated the protag in the hottest way"

scott even "retired" to avoid basic consequences while still pulling every last string if his fandom wasn't largely too young to drive he would be gone. they'd burn his effigy

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welcome to womanhood

another thing that apparently messes with your neural jack: using a vpn. tried changing my ip location and was physically teleported to switzerland

more people need to be asking: why is this robot not sexy

travel-sized portable girl. eligible as carry-on luggage for most airlines

it will happen again

This is a certified Hyrax Classic™

And then @yuriposting.bsky.social takes off her mask Mission Impossible style to reveal she was, in fact, Hideaki Anno the entire time

WHICH ONE OF YOU TRANSSEXUALS SHOWED HIDEAKI ANNO WARHOUND

Any cyberpunk setting that does not include midfight e-sex is an abject failure. A pathetic pile of drivel that serves no purpose but to gild lonely merchants in neon lights

on an electric bus rn and there's a distinct smell of oil???