Every time i get in a car i sit and pray to thank ralph nader for my seatbelt

one of these days im gonna forget to type the "t" in "rabbit" and im gonna say something so completely wrong and indefensible and it'll be so over for me...

can yall try to be kinder and more empathetic to turtle. what she is dealing with is incredibly stressful, and being an asshole because you think she posts too much about it is not helpful

all the church must do to reel in gen z is start calling him jesussy mcchrist

so is keir starmer's whole approach to politics just: 1. pivot to the right on everything that people care about 2. come up with ridiculous policies that no one wants about things no one cares about?

internet creature (me) who says "hell yeah" too much

why is it called "Great Britain" when there really doesn't seem to be anything all that "great" about it?

we all have our own "inferior grade of copper" moments.

whenever someone says "the year of our lord" im just gonna assume theyre talking about phil ochs

death by squimsh

one of the saddest realizations one can have is that people who are funny can also sometimes be evil

the Backrooms clearly imply the existence of the Fronthallways

americans be like: "sorry my bad" brits be like: "im terribly sorry" canadians be like: "soarry [x30]" australians be like: "🖕🐨"

GIVE ME CABBAGE OR GIVE ME DEATH! 🗣🥬

dont forget no nourishment November to support my hunger strike againet the sexualisation of nuns

"We have thrown off the imperialist yoke!" proclaims military junta, welcoming exploitation by Russia and China

dont toucha my spaghet

pessimistic rabbit be like: "there is no hop"

guccilicious

you should embrace being cringe /pos but always reject being cringe /neg

Previous Nativity, me bequeathed thee mine organic blood pump,

mike johnson is the speaker equivalent of a sock puppet on a very orange hand

i am proud that the word "gucci" is firmly cemented in my daily vocabulary, but i am deeply ashamed that i say "based."

she sports on my ball til i score

"movie" if youre normal "film" if youre pretentious "motion picture" if youre a real one.

what if dubya had caught the shoe and eaten it?

"thought-terminating cliché" is itself a thought-terminating cliché

the point of reading theory is to memorize the right buzzwords to signal to others that i am a part of the in-group.

every time a person does something, an angel falls to their death.

rain is like sensory paradise

liberatory and anarchist politics does not need to be coated in dense philosophical or contrarian blathering to be radical. truly radical thought is clear, open, and poignant.

skibidi gucci amogus

everyone needs a decorative vegetable to wear

youre allowed to be happy that the least bad option won. dont forget that he is no revolutionary and he wont be transformational, but be happy or even excited that he won.

🚨 BREAKING: PIGASUS WINS NEW YORK MAYORAL RACE 🐖🏴

Nebraska is a place that exists. i keep forgetting that.

on rare occasions, things have been known to happen

i eata da power cables yum yum 😋 🐇

hair is just a scalpal construct

the idea that the left and right are the same, and the use of general terms like extremism to refer to both as if they are like works under the misapprehension that the perceived centre must be correct because it is a "middle ground",

engineer? more like engiQUEER amirite or what

keep your damn video games out of my woke!

should you be plotting to explode me, i want you to know that you'll have to clean up a lot of rabbity goo afterwards.

i kinda want to eat a tree

i could never be a californian. i just dont have that kind of strength.

it's called "midnight" because it's like the other parts of night but kinda mediocre at best

The proper place for women is wherever they want to be

i eat cisgenders for breakfast

the point of reading theory is, of course, to memorize the correct talking points and proper dialogue trees so that you can gain clout.

the point of reading theory is, of course, to memorize the correct talking points and proper dialogue trees so that you can gain clout.