Should be disqualifying. Probably won’t be. Don’t elect Republicans.

impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community

i text you "hey wanna hang out tonight? no pressure orc". you think i made a typo. in actuality, i am reassuring you that i have fired Bruggor Smashface for being a shite massage therapist who keeps breaking your ribs.

with the water issues IT’S THE FARMER’S FAULT BLAME THE FUCKING FARMERS is like Newtonian physics: it won’t get every single particular right, but for practical purposes it’s all the information you need most of the time

Trump gutted the State Department’s Energy Bureau, firing the experts needed to handle the crisis he helped create by dragging our country into an illegal war. Gas now costs more than $4 a gallon. We're demanding they rehire the professionals who can fix this. Now.

Honestly I should also spend less time on this website I think it has.... Mixed impact, on my mental health

As a Princess who belongs to an Empress I can confirm this :)

Disney World employs about twice as many people as the entire coal industry. Lighting the climate on fire, ruining the environment, and making people sick so that 39,000 Manly Men can stay employed in a dying industry is so dumb.

this is a very dark accidental joke about foreign news priorities about Africa

Iran knew the best way to hurt America was making us step outside.

all submissives fall somewhere in the venn diagram of weapon, toy, and pet hound? weapon pet with a splash of toy doll? mostly toy but can spread out into pet or weapon princess? pet toy knight? weapon toy with pet overtures porngirl? toy little sister? either toy or pet depending on the big sister

Guy who somehow still hasn’t figured out that we’re in a cold civil war yet voice:

this dumbass is pissing on our founding fathers’ graves! george washington ordered the continental army be inoculated against smallpox 251 years ago

how does this help readiness exactly

Putting this in the toxic Yuri box and looking at the lesbians for approval

Hunter Without a Nest has the hottest combat I've ever seen i love it

Honestly it is kinda funny in a cosmic sort of way that they’re trying so hard to censor trans people transing due to culture war bullshit but just let enemy propaganda in the actual war they started fly right on by.

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girlfriend that holds you down and hits you until you're crying and shaking and begging her to stop while she just giggles and tells you that she's never letting you get away

Heya, just as a heads up that the rest of the friend group has been talking and we all decided you'd be much better off as the mindless pleasure pet that we all keep and use as a stress toy, sorry 💕

Girl who is utterly incapable of submitting without putting up a fight first because ‘submission needs to be earned’

@poppydarrow.bsky.social wow I just noticed your bio,,,, hiiiiii I'm an autistic* catgirl with BPD*,,,,

FTA: "If current trends continue, even the Russian Northern Fleet at docked at Severomorsk will soon be vulnerable." tfw about to lose the Northern Fleet after losing the Black Sea Fleet, to a country which, it always bears mentioning, has not had a navy since 2022

I'm still eternally thinking about this

Assigning a gender to abstract concepts and then feeling sentimental about it might be the absolute peak of Faggotry now that I think about it. Life (vie) is a girl so you have to cherish it like one

I was thinking abt it again cus of my current heartburn issues, which made me think abt how burn in French is brûlure, which is feminine.......... I feel a lil bit better abt this predicament now that I know I'm being hurt by girls

People like to bitch abt grammatical gender when theyre learning a language that has it, but one time I accidentally said "le fin" to Nicole and she corrected me by saying "no its la fin. the end is a girl" and I keep thinking abt that. The end is a girl... Isnt that so lovely

regicide is one of the hottest things a girl can do, honestly. …yknow, unless it’s against one of the women i personally think should just have unquestionable power over everything, obviously.

sex is when your girlfriend hypnotises you into thinking you’re wearing a bomb collar

A Greek maritime risk firm, MARISKS, says unknown actors claiming to be Iranian authorities have demanded cryptocurrency fees from some shipping companies for safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/19b3ak

waow a test figured what canid I currently am (but there are no wrong answers)

Cu Chulainn was the original Hound I think

Today is such a good day I feel so good and powerful and happy and proud i fucking love me

Royal Danish Navy Knud Rasmussen-class patrol vessel HDMS Knud Rasmussen (P570) in Aasiaat, Greenland - April 21, 2026 SRC: webcam

These fuckers are dressed like cosplay soldiers but on D-Day they would have been like “hey General Eisenhower I know you told us to go to the beach but it looks like there’s a lot of shooting so we’re gonna wait until that dies down.”

I'm Hers <3

She just referred to me as "Her little pet Yank" oh my god. Kill me where I stand

CN - NONCON - BREATH PLAY - DROWNING We'd been swinning, splashing about really, in the rental house's pool when the switch flipped; when I realized I needed your body more than I wanted your friendship, no matter how many times we'd laughed at the idea of us two together...

I wanna put pretty girls in cages and make them lick clean my heels before I go out for dates with better women <3

Something that always happens is that when I feel fulfilled in submission I start getting dommier And, well Pretty sure it's starting :3

Gas leak ass website

watching my tweets whilew atching baseball would convince any onlooker that this is a form of self-inflicted emotional abuse.

time for bed. what a goddamn game. what a day. have a good night all you sweet little critters.

my hubris has cursed my baseballers. fuck. FUCK.

watching the bottom of this inning feels like watching a cat play iwth its doomed prey. ... or that girl from Hunter Without A Nest....

butch wearing a shirt that says "my dick is a machine that turns women into single mothers"

"but it's so hard to imagine something so unrealistic without knowing what that even looks li-"

this might be controversial but i think girls should fall in love with girls