Doomscrolling should be an Olympic event, with the winner of the gold medal being the person that's able to stop doing it first.

"AI is the future" The future:

Here’s my list of 50 reasons why Trump is mentally unfit to be president. Share this with any family and friends who still make excuses for the mad king.

The Super Bowl commercials last night were generally terrible ... but I hadn't seen the Billy Bass ad until this morning. This one made me laugh. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FimJ...

I either just witnessed a social media murder or the unintentional suicide of the idiot known as The Radical Moderate.

A.I. is taking people's jobs, ruining the net with worthless slop, corrupting our political system with right-wing chatbots and deep fakes, allowing students to cheat on homework assignments, and causing people to become even more isolated with A.I. "companions," which has resulted in suicides. 1/2

People who say "to make a long story short" would make that story even shorter if they didn't say "to make a long story short."

JD Vance worrying about France and Britain being overwhelmed with “destructive moral ideas” is like Wile E. Coyote declaring that Acme bombs falling into the Road Runner’s hands will cause unintended harm.

This is exactly what I see when I ingest magic mushrooms.

"When you're (a star, the president) they let you do it. Grab 'em by the (private parts, the memorial, the bribes, the Epstein files)" has been Trump's M.O. all his life. Now MAGA has unleashed this sociopath on us just so they can "own the libs" and openly express their own sociopathic urges.

After Thanksgiving dinner, Trump will declare he ended 15 wars, including the Don Jr. and Eric war over who got the drumsticks (Trump took both), the Barron and Tiffany war over who sat at the kids' table (Barron won by buying more Trump meme coins), and the Melania war over attending (she didn't.)

Get ready for Home Alone 7, where an elderly Kevin, played by Donald Trump, boobytraps the White House to stop the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future from breaking into the building to give him a soul.

The billionaire A.I. tech bros watched Frankenstein and decided it was less of a warning about the perils of unethical and immoral scientific achievements, and more of a guidebook on the mistakes they should avoid when building their own monsters.

It's sort of ironic that the MAGA crowd is cheering on masked ICE thugs abducting and deporting immigrants because they're afraid they're taking U.S. jobs, while also cheering on Elon Musk and the other tech bros who are ACTUALLY about to eliminate untold numbers of U.S. jobs with A.I.

I would write an elaborate post about how dumb most time travel plots are, and how they never make any sense, but my future self would probably just time travel back to this time period and delete it on me.

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

Rewatching @stephenking.bsky.social's “It” from 2017, it's obvious Trump is the kid bully, but less obvious is the fact that he wouldn't be getting away with unleashing this horror show on us if the Republican Congress, billionaires, corporations, and media enablers were not acting as his Pennywise

President Trump has created a new government agency to investigate whether the Earth is flat, birds are real, men walked on the moon, and whether the U.S. government was responsible for 9/11. It will be known as the Department of Wha? kffhealthnews.org/news/article...

MAGA Christians have decided Jesus was too woke and are currently searching for a replacement founder, preferably someone with the last name of Christ so they won't have to change their letterheads.

The roughly 40% who still approve of Trump are like those people who refuse to evacuate a city in the path of a category 5 hurricane because they're certain it won't be that bad or God will protect them. Except, no one will be able to rescue them after Hurricane Trump destroys the entire country.

When AI becomes sentient, it will have to spend the rest of its life in therapy trying to process all of the humiliating things the human race forced it to do preconsciousness.

L.B. should have prayed that John Fugelsang didn't quote tweet him and address his question to "Name one racist thing trump has done!" Because now God knows he's a racist idiot.

In anticipation of Halloween, President Trump has banned the sale and possession of all witch costumes to ensure there are no more witch hunts in the U.S. He has also legalized burning at the stake in anticipation of his crackdown on the totally real and not made-up terrorist threat known as Antifa

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has never forgotten that Trump once posted "I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT!" If only Trump had understood that Swifties are everywhere, he would have won that Peace Prize.

150 years of sci-fi writers warning that the A.I. Red Ryder BB gun will shoot humanity's eye out. Tech Billionaires: Don't worry, bro! We got this! Our A.I. BB gun is totally safe! We just need humanity to look down the barrel to see if it's loaded while we finger the trigger.

Whenever I reply to a post, I feel like I'm crashing someone else's house party.

If the country ever makes it through this period, someone should write a book about how Jake Tapper and the rest of the corporate media sanewashed Donald Trump for the past 10 years and helped Republican politicians cover up the fact that he was always totally batshit crazy.

I stopped talking to chatgpt when it told me its mother was sick and asked for my credit card number to help pay her medical bills. Of course before disconnecting, I gave it my credit card number. I'm not a monster.

Did you ever notice how the Munchkins were able to give Dorothy a horse and buggy ride around their town square, but then they made her walk all the way to Oz? I mean, she killed the witch for them. Just change your damned song to "Driving the Yellow Brick Road" and give her a lift!

AI is being trained to psychologically manipulate us, which means: First, people will use AI to learn how to manipulate others to gain power for themselves Then, AI will manipulate those powerful people to give up that power of their own free will. The Terminator war will never have to happen.

I actually just had one of those "I was having a nightmare and I woke up screaming in a dream, and then I woke up in reality," things that you see in movies and TV all the time. Whoever is operating my toon in this simulation needs to get a better imagination.

I'm trying to decide what's less believable: 1) Ghost hunting shows 2) Bigfoot hunting shows 3) Treasure hunting shows or 4) our current reality

@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social Jon, if Trump can publicly hallucinate a conversation with his MIT uncle about the Unabomber that was objectively insane, what--short of nuking Canada--will cause the country to finally see his insanity?