my abject disdain for sports and the only way i would ever end up watching them

they invented sports so abusive dykes could drag their armcandy out to games to molest them either out of celebration or anger while getting drunk on cheap beer

oh? what's the matter, cutie~? you've barely touched your King HivemoonTM brand cereal this morning

Princess humping the hilt of her loyal knight's sword~

Fairies marinated in your gf’s armpit sweat is such an irresistible treat..

“hourglass figure” this “hourglass figure” that NO!!! TUMMY!!!!!!!

noncon medfet scene with a kitty girl, call that taking her to the vet

bootblack type girl as a squire to a knight, getting deliriously horny while she oils her knight's scabbard

google rivals kissing google rivals making out google rivals getalong collar google rivals shared ballgag google rivals badend together

princesses get whatever they want because they're the best at wanting things. it would just be wasteful to give that power to anyone else

thick thighs (my own) save lives (also my own)

alongside whining. and being given footbaths submissively

i mean isn't receiving money submissively the most important of a princess' roles

a princess' prerogative to surround herself with knights and maids all of whom could overpower her without any effort

adventuring party consisting of one knight and four healers all specializing in different things that fight over who gets to worship their brave leader’s cock that night

guards! lick this woman's feet

invite me to your discord servers i will say "sleepy" and "tired" in general several dozen times a day, and also post pictures of my boobs when i'm in a good mood

bootblack type girl as a squire to a knight, getting deliriously horny while she oils her knight's scabbard

got reminded of one of the best tumblr posts we know

rape where she pins you down to huff your armpits, apparently

dominant girl bringing you out to play a match of tennis in front of a leering audience, dressing you in far too short a skirt for the sport she starts playing faster and faster, making you run and then jump back and forth to keep up, leaving you exhausted and sweaty for the now riled-up spectators

optimization puzzle game where in each level you have to recreate a popular mmo's best builds from first principles

Tornados (repost)

ultimate bunnybreaking technique: graphic verbal description of tentacles

tentacles,,,

I think it’s really good when girls lose the compulsion and cognizance to do anything but masturbate perpetually forever

ultimate bunnybreaking technique: graphic verbal description of tentacles

bass-pro-shop type abusive daddy dyke

the thing we've all forgotten is that countries shouldn't ever be bigger than maybe three cities, tops, and even then those cities have better all be really close together

r u guys ready 4 rapture ;P

it's really easy to sleep with girls tbh, the hard part is staying awake

possibly worlds only girl who is more confident dming other people than she is getting dms

just stare at the (very angry) fairy and drop deeper and deeper (fairy pendulum for hypnosis thing)

girl calling you a fucking traitor while you have it face down in bed and moaning

somewhat delayed loss

a princess is a type of doll you can pretend to obey

a princess is a type of girl where you can say "of course, your highness, i'll stop touching you at once" and then keep going

rotating in my mind twin sister hypnotists who aren't allowed to show weakness in public one who bottles up all her doubts and anxieties for when they're both alone her sister trances her to be utterly fearless, until it's time to leak all her fears out onto her sister's boot

teenage witch in her bedroom casting ✨Summon LovenseTM Extradimensional Tentacle Beast (Pro Edition)✨

(oc)

fallen-angel holding a flashlight over her head to deal with halo dysphoria

every drop of cum you spill, She shoots another hostage

sex is when you're really tired and you fall asleep between two girls just as they start making out with each other, yeah?

Nothing gets Sartha Thrace hard like participating in Democracy

In recent years, moths from the genus Superbia have adapted a new camouflage strategy. Instead of emerging at night, they come out of their pupal stage all at once during parades and demonstrations in June. They use vivid displays to blend in and find each other in a space safe from harm.

you can tell a lot about professional league of legends gameplay by how little actual gameplay footage they put in the promotional videos

having so many thoughts about this actually. enemy encounters as mini-hypnosis sessions, if you get downed you stay in trance until the rest of the party can revive you

うさぎの戦士 Bunny Warrior

dogtop cnc but it doesnt start that way. owner invites you over and encourages you to make use of her pet. its blankly happy face and wagging tail endear themselves to you and you accept, enjoying its service until it shudders on top of you and pauses... then keeps going?

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