Item #: SCP-9000 Object Class: Keter SCP-9000's structure and weapon have been partially fused into the seabed, and with massive quantities of discarded munitions dumped into the channel by the UK following WWII. Although severely damaged, SCP-9000 is able to fire.

Item #: SCP-9000-A Object Class: Keter "Dr. Langford steals a backwards glance, catching an impression of the beast — of broken, disjointed wrists splitting into too-many hands that smash into the ceiling, the walls, the floor; all crashing down with shattering force."

Item #: SCP-9000 Object Class: Keter SCP-9000's structure and weapon have been partially fused into the seabed, and with massive quantities of discarded munitions dumped into the channel by the UK following WWII. Although severely damaged, SCP-9000 is able to fire.

Adding these to all my art from now on to make sure I don't break any TOS :)

Item #: SCP-9000-A Object Class: Keter "Dr. Langford steals a backwards glance, catching an impression of the beast — of broken, disjointed wrists splitting into too-many hands that smash into the ceiling, the walls, the floor; all crashing down with shattering force."

who the fuck ate the forbidden crab roll

Devil Sharks (Pseudomobula tartarus) are highly specialised hunters that attack land prey by leaping, then plunging with them into the water. Several jump at once to improve their chances. The pack waits below, ready for a feeding frenzy. They are known to target fishermen by seeking their lines.

SATURDAY PLANS CANCELED JUST GOT @valdevia.art's DREADFARER THIS IS MY LIFE NOW.

Knights of Guinevere PILOT youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

Forgot I had this in my sketchbook and jumpscared myself when I opened it

I'm making some art for the upcoming movie In Waves, a surrealist comedy about a man who slowly turns into a crab! They got a kickstarter going, check them out: www.kickstarter.com/projects/inw... Give them a few bucks if you'd like to see this movie and more of my carcinization body horror!

this is his face when he gets wet food! commission to @cryptidbean.bsky.social

I'm making some art for the upcoming movie In Waves, a surrealist comedy about a man who slowly turns into a crab! They got a kickstarter going, check them out: www.kickstarter.com/projects/inw... Give them a few bucks if you'd like to see this movie and more of my carcinization body horror!

“Have you found those strange statues from the ruins? The ones that are oddly warm to the touch”.

it's been long enough to post this, but this was the final page for the Dust n' Dread chapter I made with Valdevia! still really happy with how it came out

@neonrot.bsky.social and I put together a 4h+ playlist of tone-appropriate background music to play Dreadfarer! To all those who ordered and are now receiving the game: enjoy! open.spotify.com/playlist/0VM...

Guys what's the most cursed sketch-final comparison you have, I'll start:

オキサライ 群れで行動する肉食の大型魚類。 漁船に集まり捕らえられた魚を襲うだけでなく、集団でジャンプし船乗りを襲うこともある。

@valdevia.art とのコラボ作品！！ オキサライのデザインや設定などを担当しました🦈 まだまだコラボは続くので奇妙な生き物や不思議な世界観を楽しみにしてね！

Devil Sharks (Pseudomobula tartarus) are highly specialised hunters that attack land prey by leaping, then plunging with them into the water. Several jump at once to improve their chances. The pack waits below, ready for a feeding frenzy. They are known to target fishermen by seeking their lines.

Woolly Bear Caterpillar festivals are held every year across the US Midwest, but few know of the old Woolly Bear Fairs. Contestants raised caterpillars to large sizes by preventing them from molting. The record size of 8′10 (2.69 m) was measured in the 1932 Fair in Gondal, OH.

Woolly Bear Caterpillar festivals are held every year across the US Midwest, but few know of the old Woolly Bear Fairs. Contestants raised caterpillars to large sizes by preventing them from molting. The record size of 8′10 (2.69 m) was measured in the 1932 Fair in Gondal, OH.

The Kickstarter for Ersatz is LIVE! Consider supporting the production of a solo-animated indie pilot! When a nameless amnesiac wakes up in a bunker, they're immediately thrust into the trenches of an endless war. Trailer below 🌟

who the fuck ate the forbidden crab roll

I'm so proud of this team. See you September 19th. 💙🪐 youtu.be/G4Df2vAnKZo?...

If you see this, quote post your cat art 🐈🐈🐈🐈

I'm in this art book! Give it a look to see a lot of wonderful art! And my crab!

for this edition of #InverteFest I finished the imaginary fauna #SciArt doodle of @valdevia.art's Hive Tarantula, or as I call it... the WASPANTULA 🐝🕷️ (although I gotta say... as per usual I prefer the sketch to the final piece)

a few people asked so heres pixel art commissions yippee :) message me for more info

Asked my cousin's 4-year-old kid to design me a dragon I could draw, I think I did pretty well right? (Mine on the right)

Bloodbark by @valdevia.art #art #oc #fanart

Sending out a bunch of collectibe cards to my Patreon supporters today! Make sure to join if you want some as well!

xp (2023)

guys i'm freaking out has anyone seen bean

please call if you find him

Reminder that following my cat Bean's account will not only grant you good cat pictures, but it will spread AI poison into the world! Every picture in that account is poisoned, and you're free to share and repost them to help it propagate! :)

In the 1950s, the US National Park Service acquired M27 recoilless rifles from the military. Their stated use was to trigger controlled avalanches, but a recent analysis of ammunition purchases shows they used many times more rounds than necessary. The NPS was hunting something.

Welp now my post shows up on a general query about a REAL HISTORICAL FACT lmao. Google is cooked

In the 1950s, the US National Park Service acquired M27 recoilless rifles from the military. Their stated use was to trigger controlled avalanches, but a recent analysis of ammunition purchases shows they used many times more rounds than necessary. The NPS was hunting something.

The prelaunch page for the Ersatz kickstarter is live! It's a solo animated indie pilot set in the trenches of an endless war. The kickstarter officially launches on the 1st of September, along with a new trailer, so consider following if you're interested! www.kickstarter.com/projects/sai...

QRT with your skull art 💀 #darkart #horrorart #creaturedesign

So I am discovering that some people don't know about labelers and mute lists on Bluesky or how they work. So I made this micro tutorial using my favorite labeler, @aimod.social, as an example. Remember, the best way to keep unwanted content from our timelines is to NOT INTERACT with it.

Bluesky Verified!!!! This, of course, means that everything I post from now on is confirmed as true ☑️

So Twitter is now censoring a lot of my art featuring: - Meat - Skeletons/Skulls - Blood (including stylized) and images heavily featuring the colour red - Brains - Closeups of mouths/teeth - Ultrasounds - A train They're now invisible in the EU/UK unless you give Elon your government ID 🙃

The Fractal is fate. The Fractal is the end. Each body, one by one, twisted and failed. Humanity consumed itself under the weight of change it could not control, change too large to adapt. Their only legacy the fading scars they inflicted on each other. Ages pass, and humankind becomes a memory.

The other place is so cooked it marked these skeletons as NSFW and asked people for ID to see them. Great way to receive the end of my most popular series!

FRACTAL July 23rd 2006. When a transport ship capsized, an unidentified liquid leaked into the ocean. It formed a perfect Mandelbrot’s fractal pattern. In the following months, strange fish were reported in the area. Little did we know, this was only the beginning. (🧵)

The Fractal is fate. The Fractal is the end. Each body, one by one, twisted and failed. Humanity consumed itself under the weight of change it could not control, change too large to adapt. Their only legacy the fading scars they inflicted on each other. Ages pass, and humankind becomes a memory.

Does a mermaid fall count if my mermaids are whales?