I feel like I do a pretty good job at using words and flow all together to fit together to paint a vivid emotional picture, honestly

everyone please kiss the princesses forehead, she slammed the door on her finger and its all owy and it hurts and waaah

believe it or not, I'm an age regressor, I just keep it really well hidden

you can get your little sister to watch anything as long as you offer her a pacifier in exchange

There's still time to read the story that people are calling "fascinating", "a treat", and "😵‍💫 need"! Don't delay! ... I mean, it's not going anywhere. It will still be right there after this weekend. It's just fun to write silly advertising copy sometimes.

make sure to hug your spaceship real tight tonight

in my defense when I started doing a sick victorian child bit and calling him papa, all I thought would happen is that he'd laugh, okay

It's best not to just dream it, but to do it, y'know?

If you're interested in helping me pay my bills until I can find a job or steady income, my ko-fi is below. I'd really appreciate any help. ko-fi.com/apocryphascr...

writing is fun :3

I had a thought about using princessification horror and the shapes that bad ends can take ...

the inherent romance within the doomed royal revolt of a listless heir, seeking to claim tinted glory; only realizing the stained glass was shattered oh so long ago after a spear is driven through the gap between one's lungs

There really is something so beautiful in poisoning, though? The sly look of a woman, with her beautiful nails trimmed ever so pretty, slowly stirring her drink with her straw as she watches you slowly empty your glass, and the shine of a predator in her shadow as she watches you collapse...

The ball was but a shivering bat; in a cold dew of a sunrise as the guest baled together in a woven safety, the lady, and her utmost treasured took centered stage as they swirled like unfolding petals; the suit-clad woman smirked with her sharp smile, and the treasured pale, neck crying fresh red.

this guide sucks, I just got turned into a doll

My first story of the new year. 2.5k words about a twink throwing up. Enjoy! ^-^ maybeelse.site/words/contam...

"Her Majesty's Rat-Catcher": a story about a princess, a rat-catcher, and survival sex work. Everyone in it is a bit fucked up and getting worse, and I'm quite pleased with the final twist. I hope you'll enjoy it ^-^ maybeelse.site/words/her-ra...

The Dragon Maiden

There really is something so beautiful in poisoning, though? The sly look of a woman, with her beautiful nails trimmed ever so pretty, slowly stirring her drink with her straw as she watches you slowly empty your glass, and the shine of a predator in her shadow as she watches you collapse...

The ball was but a shivering bat; in a cold dew of a sunrise as the guest baled together in a woven safety, the lady, and her utmost treasured took centered stage as they swirled like unfolding petals; the suit-clad woman smirked with her sharp smile, and the treasured pale, neck crying fresh red.

maid knight carrying me in an infant carry, please

it's really good when she goes "is that right?" in an absent mindedly tone too, like aware I'm not saying anything of substance but still acknowledging me anyway,,,,.. like YEAH, YEAH THAT IS RIGHT!! ABABABABU

true love is found within the woman who poisons your wine, who tenderly holds your head as you shake and shudder true love is a woman who tenderly strokes your cheek, who takes you to bed, and brings you wine in bed, just as poisoned, so you can stay a moment longer with her

flirting with a girl really is just babbling while you giggle

I REALLY LOVE MY ICON, EVERY TIME I SEE IT IN VOICE I JUST GO "OH MY GOD I LOOK LIKE SUCH A BABY"

being told you'll only be allowed to play with duplo and not legos because they decided you are 2 years old is like, extremely humiliating, because lego is fun

sometimes I say something in a call and immediately go "oh my god I'm an actual child"

my (47F) handler is converting to Christianity and trying to force me (19F) to be christian, AITA?

while scrolling deviantart the other day, i saw an AI image that made me sad, because i wanted to see more art like it in the world made by people. so i went "screw it" and redrew it by hand over the course of three days. i present "fat trans hairy girlfriend", and i hope you love it!

You can just pick up women and take them, just grab them by their waists, foist them over your shoulder, and carry them back to your palace to have you way with them later

sorry I'm allowed one milk webkinz plushie allowance I love milk webkinz plushie so much

I have this plushie, and what I do is that I pour my thrall's blood on and suck the blood back out of it and its sopping wet all the time 😭 I sometimes slam it against the maids and it makes a loud thud

also fluff you to the platonic sphere, for four square, because every time I played it, I was so bad and always got kicked out instantly and I sobbed so hard I called the teacher and told the teacher they had to be nicer and let me play

happy birthday to the platonic solids, thank you, platonic cube, for giving us minecraft

princess of successfully being bullied into seeking medical attention 👍👍👍

holy fluff, i didn't expect people would enjoy a two year olds thoughts on the political commentary on disco elysium that much

led light up Velcro shoes with bunnies and clouds would be so cute...

a big reason I'm an age regressor is because one time when I was 10 a kid made fun of my light up LED shoes and I started crying so hard my mom had to come pick me up and take me home

disco elysium spoilers obviously but I have thoughts on disco elysium, its political satire, and how it handles anarchism as a whole

you don't want the pilot getting distracted in the middle of a fight. if you're properly resourced, you give the attraction enhancers to the mechanics- you've got enough of them that when one is crushed between the hydraulic pistons she's rubbing herself against she can be cleaned out and replaced.

say these four magic words to make your sister orgasm with her mouth "infinite volcano werewolf trick"

NEVER fall for this kind of advice, it's a scam. i've been in the soul gem fucking business for years, trust me. if someone tells you not to use soul gems for sex, call Consumer Protection at 1300 30 40 54.

top tricks to learn for caves of qud: just because you have every psionic mutation and maxed out your ego and will doesn't mean you and your 30+ clones from cloning draught will be "invincible" what will happen is that your mass of naked yous will simply mass teleport to enemies, and start kicking

before anyone gets mad at me for my disco elysium thoughts, im a marxist leninist btw

disco elysium spoilers obviously but I have thoughts on disco elysium, its political satire, and how it handles anarchism as a whole

hey, imagine princess in a little bunny onesie, ok?

I only ever get to be adorable and fall asleep on girl's lap, I NEVER get to be breeding material, I'm just the PRODUCT of breeding

the only bunny suit I ever get to wear is a cute onesie with a bunny tail, this is twisted

they invented girls to pinch my cheeks

fish was invented specifically so people can see me eating it and go "KITTY!!!"