taking two viagra and ten benadryl on a mission to fuck the hat man

I am 30 or 40 years old. If I'm in an internet argument for over an hour, I'M the dumbass here. That shit's on me

Mondays are always the absolute fucking worst at work. It's the end of my work week so my stress is at its tipping point and for some reason Monday is when all the shittiest people decide to be extra stupid and annoying.

Really need to emphasize how much I love After God. Everyone should read it. "Your body changed after you died." "What?" "Yeah, remember how fucked up that felt? Think about it! Right now!" "OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK." "Yeah! You can't even get hard unless you're gonna die now!" "... Huh?"

Still thinking about loser teacher and meow meow capitalism.

that's not a very nice way to refer to London museums

I'm very normal and can be trusted around pretty women with guns and knives.

Love it when a customer gets pissy and has a fit after interrupting me with another customer, asking if he can just "quickly step outside" with 2 of our most stolen items and I just say "give me just a minute and I'll step out with you. Otherwise I can't let those leave the store unpaid for."

Not even gonna tag this as OC stuff I just thought it'd be funny

Ah. The Sadness. It strikes again.

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reze magma drawing [ #art #csm ]

Me every day

the mod team for this app is the single highest concentration of “have fun at burning man (derogatory)” energy ever assembled in one place

猫のロボット掃除機妨害対策として屋外用ペットテントに入れとけばいいじゃん！と賢い私はさっそくアマゾンで買って入れてみた。 Being the clever human I am, I decided to put her in an outdoor pet tent to stop her from attacking the robot vacuum. So I bought one on Amazon and put her in it…

another fox maiden...i think they're neat but no one else seems to be drawing them so here :) // #SILENTHILL #SILENTHILLf

relearning the basics of Affinity Photo 2 solely to bully my friend who accidentally did findomming.

The first two chapters of Hunter Without a Nest are finally up! Featuring a mech fight I'm quite proud of, a call with a mysterious corporate girl, and Bailey living it up in a cheap bar. Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/717982... readonlymind.com/@R_O_Sulliva... #mechsploitation

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

Suletta Mercury

the righteous fisherman and the greedy goths.

Oh no. My phones trying to update to OneUI 8.0 with tons of "new AI features!" I've hated every single major version update before, but this one sounds the most cursed. Anyone know a way I can just *not* update it? Cuz it's only letting me reschedule the auto install. Really want a flip phone rn.

tie your rabbitgirl's ears to a bike rack today

Sherma opens the gate for us (ANIMATION) had fun animating the silly bugs lol #silksong #animation

this post is evergreen

Listening to Autism Music (Kasane Teto)

再掲

I get they're trying to help but "thankfully we got it on film" and "citizens, prepare to document the fascism" are cold comfort. Especially when the feds are constantly filming this for their own propaganda anyway!

So when are we getting Silksong 2? Where Hornet and Lace are married and go around slaying various deities. I get they need to make the marriage and honeymoon DLCs first. But still.

You come across a lone doll. Fine silver scissors pin the diminutive creature to their final resting place. Faded paint and tarnished joints speak of untold time frozen in its repose. Despite the light long having left its vulpine mask, a painted smile remains.

Odd things to skeet without context (or with it, really): If I close my eyes and focus, I can still taste the cold steel barrel in my mouth 🥰🥰

INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THESE.

I'm so sorry Scarlet. I swear I'll start on chapter 4 soon 😭😭

The AC at work is busted and I kinda wish they just fired me instead.

Holy SHIT they've identified an actual biomarker!!!

Seems for now I'm still employed. They probably couldn't find a reasonable replacement for me. They did make up a whole new thing to call a "final warning" tho lmao.

Any time a dude tries to talk about anyone's virginity, including his own, he should convinced to eat an entire brick before hand.

We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

LMAOOOOOO everyone fucking hates copilot

After seeing Mal's thread on this game I had it on my wishlist and it's currently on sale for $10 so I grabbed it. Very much enjoying it already. Have not yet named any dolls after anyone since I wanted to grasp the mechanics first. Probably will after work* *probably getting fired

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

She did it again this morning. Feeling very normal about this 🥰🥰🥰

It would seem clicker training has begun. Dunno why the clicker has a barrel and a magazine though. I'm sure it's fine and I can trust her :)